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| <strong>Kilded's Icy Elegance Performance</strong> |
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|''06/14/18 transcript recorded by Jastalyn.'' |
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[White Haven, Ice Pond] |
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Sparkling off the drifts of snow, starlight refracts against the crystal tower standing tall in the nearby courtyard. A fine layer of ice traps delicate vines in their slow crawl up the bordering stone wall, creating a latticework of frozen patterns. Along the eastern edge of the stone wall, some crystalline ice sculptures can be spied amidst the foliage. Jutting out into an ice-covered pond is a wooden dock, a sign tied to one post reading "Swim at Your Own Risk!". You also see a jubilant luck spirit that is flying around, a tidal bobcat, the Tawariell disk, an erratic celestial spirit that is flying around, the Diablic disk, a majestic king cheetah that is sitting, a blue-eyed calico cat that is sitting, a vine-carved cherrywood cart with some stuff on it, a small fire, a glass door, an icy blue steel fishing chest and a rhimar-bound telescope. |
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Also here: Arbiter Jastalyn, Katiesa, Percy, Great Lord Jalodg, Liaison Tawariell, Master Neovik, Lord Diablic who is sitting, Selaesia, Conquerer of Reim Nodyre, Olgretien, Page of Honor Eilinora, Kilded |
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Obvious paths: east, out |
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You see Kilded Crastan the Roisterer. |
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He appears to be a Sylvankind. |
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He is tall. He appears to be very young. He has beautifully ice white-outlined twitching grey eyes and pasty white skin. He has long, straight white hair divided into several elegantly twisted sections and adorned with some delicate lacy frost opal snowflakes. He has an angular face, a pointed nose and a broad chest. He has a frosted arctic white gloss brushed onto his perfectly manicured fingernails. |
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He has a slender gold spike in his left nostril, a coiled black dragon tattoo on his neck, a tattooed symbol of V'Tull on his wrist, and a thin silver rod in the upper ridge of his right ear. |
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He is in good shape. |
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He is holding an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters in his right hand. |
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He is wearing a back pendant of pearl-tipped crystalline snowflakes, a floor-length brilliant white polar bear fur greatcloak clasped with an icy blue diamond, a gold filigree snowflake hung from a pale silk ribbon, a silvery blue icicle-draped gown, a snowy polar bear fur handwarmer lined in smooth plum silk, a blood-hued black leather scabbard inlaid with selanthan bloodjewels, some thigh-high stockings of white silk netting, and some frosty white ice skates with silver blades. |
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Kilded seriously exclaims, "This .... is the dance of a warrior!" |
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Neovik ducks his head. |
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Neovik sits up. |
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Eilinora examines Kilded closely, sizing him up and taking note of all the details. |
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Kilded removes an ice white kohl stick from in his polar bear fur greatcloak. |
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Kilded opens the white kohl stick and skillfully draws a thin ice white line across his eyelids, accenting his eyelashes making them appear more sultry. |
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Kilded put an ice white kohl stick in his polar bear fur greatcloak. |
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Eilinora appears to be struggling to keep a straight face. |
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Kilded removes a frosted white glass bottle from in his polar bear fur greatcloak. |
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Eilinora applauds. |
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Tawariell gazes in amusement at Kilded. |
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Kilded dips the brush of his white glass bottle into the gloss within and precisely applies it to his fingernails with a sweeping finish. |
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Kilded put a frosted white glass bottle in his polar bear fur greatcloak. |
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Kilded nods once. |
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Selaesia grins. |
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Kilded quietly says, "A snow warrior." |
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Neovik laughs softly, trying to hide his amusement. |
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You hear very soft footsteps. |
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In one blurring motion, Kilded snatches an icy blue wooden sword from his scabbard, brandishing it for all to see. |
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Percy turns to Kilded and cheers! |
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Kilded raises his blue wooden sword in triumph! |
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Kilded stares at his blue wooden sword. |
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Kilded grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head three times, but while attempting another flip, Kilded flails about in the air and lands awkwardly. |
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Kilded grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head four times, and lands gracefully on both feet, brandishing his sword with flair! |
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Speaking to Tawariell, Neovik says, "And I thought you were going to win this round." |
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>_menu #-10781675 3 |
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Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. |
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Neovik snickers to himself. |
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>look #-10781675 |
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Tawariell grins at Neovik. |
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Jalodg takes a drink from his lime-infused water. |
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Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. |
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Kilded leaps into the air and lands on one foot, gliding along the ice. |
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Speaking to Neovik, Tawariell says, "See? Told you." |
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(Kilded then faces the audience and begins the step clap, as he works his feet he claps and motions the audience to join in.) |
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You hear very soft footsteps. |
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Eilinora says, "Wow." |
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Kilded strides a few steps forward. |
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(Kilded claps once.) |
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Kilded strides a few steps forward. |
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(Kilded claps once.) |
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Kilded strides a few steps forward. |
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(Kilded claps once.) |
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Eilinora claps. |
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Percy applauds. |
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(Kilded stops suddenly, a serious look across his face.) |
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Eilinora claps. |
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Nodyre deeply says, "What a lovely gown he's wearing." |
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Kilded removes an icy snowflake-filled jar from in his polar bear fur greatcloak. |
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Percy applauds. |
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Speaking to herself, Katiesa murmurs, "In a gown, even." |
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Kilded waves an icy snowflake-filled jar around. |
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Eilinora claps. |
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Kilded waves an icy snowflake-filled jar around. |
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Percy applauds. |
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Nodyre nods at Katiesa. |
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Kilded put an icy snowflake-filled jar in his polar bear fur greatcloak. |
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The single-winged samara hanging from Katiesa's neck glows silvery blue. |
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The pudgy snowcat kitten licks his right paw, seemingly oblivious to the world around him. |
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Neovik laughs softly, trying to hide his amusement. |
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Kilded shakes out his polar bear fur greatcloak, sending loose snowflakes and flecks of ice flying from its thick fur. |
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Kilded shakes out his polar bear fur greatcloak, sending loose snowflakes and flecks of ice flying from its thick fur. |
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Jalodg takes a drink from his lime-infused water. |
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Kilded throws his head back and howls! |
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Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. |
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There is some movement within Neovik's beard. A tiny armored frost dragon appears and starts hurling tiny bits of garbage out of Neovik's beard! |
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Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. |
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Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. |
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Eilinora smiles. |
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Eilinora applauds. |
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The light blue glow leaves Olgretien. |
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Nodyre applauds. |
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Kilded stands an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters on his nose and begins to balance it skillfully. |
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[TownCrier]-GSIV:Newsby: "[CAPPED] Congratulations to Qiana for reaching level 100 this Monday evening! Her reward? Fireballs from the sky!" |
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Kilded stops balancing his blue wooden sword on his nose. |
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Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. |
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Jalodg carefully inspects his strength pin. |
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Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. |
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Kilded raises his fist defiantly. |
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Kilded raises his fist defiantly. |
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Percy turns to Kilded and cheers! |
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Kilded rubs the thick fur of his greatcloak vigorously, releasing a small flurry of snowflakes. |
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Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. |
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Eilinora applauds. |
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Kilded removes a perfect blood red-hafted maul inset with selanthan bloodjewels from in his leather scabbard. |
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Kilded gathers up an icy blue wooden sword and a perfect blood red maul in his hands. One by one, he tosses them in the air where they flip end over end until all of the weapons are airborne. Kilded catches each one as they fall and sends them back in the air, creating a dazzling aerobatic display. |
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A sloe-eyed nighthawk flexes its talons on Katiesa's shoulder, ruffling its feathers as it scans the area alertly. |
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Kilded stops juggling, carefully catching each weapon as it falls. Kilded returns the weapons to where he found them. |
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Kilded put an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters in his leather scabbard. |
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Kilded put a perfect blood red-hafted maul inset with selanthan bloodjewels in his leather scabbard. |
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Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. |
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Kilded leaps into the air and lands on one foot, gliding along the ice. |
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Neovik grins. |
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Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. |
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Jalodg's jaw drops. |
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In one blurring motion, Kilded snatches an icy blue wooden sword from his scabbard, brandishing it for all to see. |
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Kilded winks at Olgretien. |
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Kilded swings his blue wooden sword just inches above Olgretien's vultite greathelm! |
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Deep blue motes swirl away from Olgretien and fade. |
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The deep blue glow leaves Olgretien. |
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Kilded cackles! |
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Kilded waves an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters around. |
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Eilinora gasps. |
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(Kilded claps once.) |
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Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. |
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Eilinora glances at Olgretien. |
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(Kilded claps once.) |
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Katiesa takes a few graceful steps backward. |
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Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. |
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Eilinora claps. |
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Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. |
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Percy applauds. |
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Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. |
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Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. |
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Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. |
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Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. |
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Percy applauds. |
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Kilded tosses his blue wooden sword in the air, sending it into a spiraling blur. At the perfect moment, he snatches it competently by the handle. |
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[TheCave]-You: "gotta give credit for the gown" |
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Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. |
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Eilinora's jaw drops. |
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(Kilded spins in a perfect pirouette.) |
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Neovik folds his arms, grasping his shoulders. |
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Nodyre applauds. |
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Eilinora's jaw drops. |
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Kilded grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head four times, and lands gracefully on both feet, brandishing his sword with flair! |
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Eilinora applauds. |
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(Kilded scrapes his blade against the ice as he turns and pirouettes.) |
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Kilded grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head four times, and lands gracefully on both feet, brandishing his sword with flair! |
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Nodyre deeply exclaims, "Wow!" |
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Eilinora inclines her ear, listening intently. |
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Kilded spins his blue wooden sword over his head, leaps into the air and tucks his legs beneath him as he swings the sword where his legs were just an instant ago. |
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Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. |
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Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. |
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Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. |
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(Kilded indicates the Ice pond with a flourish. A faint design is etched onto the ice. As you stare, you realize it is an etching of a penguin!!!!) |
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Kilded slashes his sword through the air, his weapon becoming such a blur that you momentarily see the initials K.C. flash before your eyes. |
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Eilinora beams! |
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Eilinora applauds. |
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Kilded holds his arms out at the side as if he were flying over the ice! |
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Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. |
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Percy claps his hands rhythmically. |
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A low chirping sound comes from within a gem-studded vaalin cricket box. |
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Kilded grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head four times, and lands gracefully on both feet, brandishing his sword with flair! |
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Jalodg blinks. |
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Kilded places his blue wooden sword on his foot, then straightens. With a deft kick, he sends the sword into the air, causing it to arch nicely and land in his leather scabbard! |
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A tidal bobcat twitches her whiskers. |
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(Kilded bows deeply.) |
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* The soft susurrus of lazy ocean waves builds as Ktovashy appears by your side. |
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Eilinora lets out a cheer! |
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Percy turns to Kilded and cheers! |
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Eilinora applauds wildly! |
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Percy applauds Kilded. |
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Neovik applauds. |
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Jalodg gasps. |
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The calico cat gazes at Kilded. |
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Nodyre applauds Kilded. |
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Selaesia applauds Kilded. |
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Kilded stumbles and goes flying across the ice on his belly! |
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Jastalyn applauds. |
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You hear a flawless imitation of the hoot of a barred owl come from Jalodg! |
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>app |
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You hear a flawless imitation of the hoot of a great horned owl come from Jalodg! |
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You hear a flawless imitation of the hoot of a barn owl come from Jalodg! |
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Appraise what? |
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Katiesa nods appreciatively at Kilded. |
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A lone frog croaks raucously. |
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Jastalyn grins. |
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Speaking deeply to Kilded, Nodyre exclaims, "Amazing performance!" |
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Selaesia nods approvingly at Kilded. |
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(Kilded pants heavily.) |
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Diablic turns to Kilded and cheers! |
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Jalodg giggles at Kilded. |
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Kilded sits up. |
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Neovik applauds Kilded. |
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Jalodg glances at Kilded, teeth chattering and rubbing his hands together for warmth. |
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Nodyre removes a wide cloth banner from in his flowing twill cape. |
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Eilinora applauds. |
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>appl |
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You applaud. |
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Nodyre raises his cloth banner up in the air, proudly supporting his candidate of choice, Kilded. |
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Olgretien applauds Kilded. |
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Jastalyn grins. |
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Kilded snickers. |
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Nodyre raises his cloth banner up in the air, proudly supporting his candidate of choice, Kilded. |
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Percy exclaims, "Now do it with a runestaff!" |
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Tawariell applauds Kilded. |
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Nodyre raises his cloth banner up in the air, proudly supporting his candidate of choice, Kilded. |
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Kilded hoots. |
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Kilded hoots. |
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Nodyre put a wide cloth banner in his twill backpack. |
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Eilinora exclaims, "Thank you, Kilded!" |
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Percy blushes a glowing shade of red. |
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===Neovik the Guardian of Icemule Trace=== |
===Neovik the Guardian of Icemule Trace=== |
Revision as of 11:42, 15 June 2018
In Ivastaen 5118, it was announced that Icemule Trace would have the opportunity to elect a player character as mayor.
A weary fur-clad giantess steps out of the censor's office in Clovertooth Hall and closes a petrified oak door firmly behind her. With a simple twirl of her finger, a wispy key materializes and inserts itself into the lock, securing the entry before dissolving. The giantess gives a heavy sigh, readjusts the cumbersome bag slung over her shoulder, and heads east and out to greet a crowd that has already gathered to meet the candidates for Mayor in Icemule Trace's Decision 5118. After watching the presentations, fanfare, and colorful lights intermingling with the falling snow, she turns to make a few important announcements. A fur-clad giantess says, "Greetings, everyone. I am Lady Befionn, the Magistrate of Citizenship. I manage the Censor's Office. I imagine many of you have seen me, though few of you ask how my day is going when you pop by to check the book." A fur-clad giantess rolls her eyes slightly through her smile. A fur-clad giantess says, "I am going to assist Councillor Emeritus Igerone and Page of Honor Eilinora with managing the election to ensure fairness and integrity. I will help keep the campaigning clean. I will also facilitate one of the contests." A fur-clad giantess glances at the bag slung over her shoulder that is overflowing with parchments, and you notice a slight grimace. A fur-clad giantess says, "Because of these extra tasks, I have closed the citizenship office until the night the new Mayor is announced, on 22 Lumnea. No new citizenship applications will be processed between now and then. I simply will not have time. Only those who are citizens as of this moment will be eligible to vote on 15 - 20 Lumnea." A fur-clad giantess says, "I will now post everyone's formal declarations of candidacy on the official trees. Please take a moment to read them. Good luck to all."
Mysterious Mhoragian
Is someone trying to meddle with the Mayoral election?
On Lumnea 13, 5118 (June 13, 2018) a mysterious Mhoragian rumormonger made her way into Town Center. She sits there now spreading gossip to anyone who cares to listen. Word has it you can ASK her about ELECTION, CANDIDATES, any of the actual candidates by name, and a few other things if you've been keeping up with the Dawn of Daukhera storyline. Is there a hint of truth to what this woman claims to know about everyone? And why a Mhoragian halfling in particular, and especially now at this crucial moment in Icemulian history? Time will most certainly tell...
Candidates
Joskin
"Icemule is a great city with many wonderful, nice people. I want to continue Nihala's work to make it the nicest, most welcoming, friendliest city in Elanthia! Everyone should feel super welcome in Icemule Trace and be able to eat the land's finest tarts and pastries. ICICLE and White Haven are super important and helpful and I would want to work very closely and happily with them. Daukhera, on the other hand, is everything Icemule is not! She is mean, murdering, and controlling. We need to band together to stop her!"
Joskin's Rally |
4 June 2018 Joskin's Rally transcript from the TownCrier
[Icemule Trace, Town Center] A cat yowls in the distance, and is immediately followed by the sound of a shutter banging open and an angry growl, "If any one of those candidates does something about that dang cat, they'll have my vote!" A deafening voice shouts right in your ear, "Joskin's rally is about to happen in Town Center! Don't be late!" Tawariell winces. (Tawariell wiggles a finger in her ear, chuckling.) Joskin recites: "I'm going to wait a couple more minutes in case people are skating across the Lake and running late!" Joskin giggles. The crowd applauds for a moment, welcoming the candidate. A blinding flurry of snowflakes drifts down from the grey skies. Joskin laces his fingers together and loudly cracks his knuckles. As he does so, a shower of sparks erupts from the silvery sigils on the backs of his gloved hands. Joskin recites: "I am so excited to see you all here! Before I get started, is there anyone who would like a pin?" Enestrie applauds Joskin. Joskin removes a glittering tart-shaped pin that reads, "Joskin for Mayor!" written in rainbow letters from in his silvery pouch, waves it, taps it, and then puts it away. Joskin exclaims, "Of course, I'd like to welcome Tawariell!" Tawariell cocks her head at Joskin, blushes a nice shade of pink, and waves. Igerone, Shothog, and Enestrie applaud, while Hartesa applauds politely. Enestrie grins at Joskin. Joskin says, "I hope everyone here was also at her rally." Joskin exclaims, "I made the choice to stay away from the rallies of other candidates, but I appreciate her being here!" Tawariell inclines her head. Joskin says, "So." Kilded just arrived. Joskin exclaims, "Let's talk about Icemule!" Joskin exclaims, "Oh, Kilded too!" Tawariell applauds. Kilded waves to Joskin. Speaking heartily to Joskin, Kilded exclaims, "Sorry im late!" Joskin exclaims, "I'm just getting started!" Joskin says, "Anyway." Kilded applauds. Joskin exclaims, "I love Icemule. If you know me at all, you know that's true!" Joskin exclaims, "It doesn't hurt that it was a founded by Paradis like me!" Joskin giggles. The crowd grows hushed except for the occasional grunt against the freezing temperatures. A blinding flurry of snowflakes drifts down from the grey skies. Joskin says, "I've always found Icemule to be a warm place, aside from the temperatures and penguins." Sothog begins chuckling at Joskin! Joskin says, "I chose my rally for right here because of that." Kilded nods in agreement at Joskin. Jalodg adopts an agreeable expression. Jalodg's shiver is barely noticeable, as if the cold barely bothers him. Hartesa nods slowly. Joskin says, "This is the place where old friends get together, where new friends meet." Joskin says, "It's exciting here." Sothog and Hailleus nod at Joskin. Joskin asks, "And when people need help, where do they go?" Joskin says, "They come right here." Joskin points down. Kilded stares downward. Sabotage arrives in a cloud of ash. Sothog nods at Joskin. Joskin exclaims, "People know when they need help they can come here and they can find someone willing to help them out!" Hartesa nods in agreement. Sothog nods at Joskin. Joskin exclaims, "Just a few minutes ago, someone came here looking for magical help. And he found it!" Hailleus melodically says, "Every one is very friendly adn helpful." Igerone applauds Joskin. Igerone smiles at Hailleus. Joskin exclaims, "Yes!" Joskin says, "And that's so much of what I love this city." Joskin says, "We help each other." Joskin exclaims, "That's why my slogan is Icemule All Together!" Joskin says, "Because we really are." Sothog applauds Joskin. Dahush smiles at Joskin. Joskin exclaims, "Sothog just reminded me of something!" Sothog blinks at Joskin. Joskin recites: "Please help yourself to delicious Icemule tarts! They're on the bench over there!" Joskin points at a carved ice bench. Dahush gazes with interest at a carved ice bench. Sothog chuckles. Joskin says, "Icemule, of course, is the best place in Elanthia to get tarts." Joskin giggles. Joskin exclaims, "But let's talk about the future!" Joskin recites: "There are a lot of things people have talked to me about when it comes to what they want Icemule Trace to be going forward" Sothog nods at Joskin. Joskin says, "Some people are concerned about defense and making sure everyone is safe." Hartesa solemnly applauds. Joskin says, "Some people want Icemule to grow." Joskin exclaims, "Some people want Icemule not to grow!" Joskin says, "Of course, many are concerned about the woman who calls herself a queen." Someone in the back shouts, "Down with Daukhera!" Another hollers, "Long live the Queen!" The two scuffle for a moment. Joskin exclaims, "Thank you for demonstrating!" Joskin giggles. Tawariell furrows her brow, Hailleus laughs, Sothog chuckles, and Dahush scowls. Joskin says, "But let's all be friends here tonight." Sothog applauds Joskin. Jalodg adopts an agreeable expression. Joskin says, "And I know many people are concerned about our relationship with the Landing." Zailon suddenly pauses, a look of consternation crossing his features as he listens intently. Joskin recites: "I think it's OK to say that in many ways, our fortunes are tied to theirs" Dahush says, "They have stinky sewers." Joskin says, "If they do well, we'll benefit. And if they have problems, we're close enough that it could affect us." Kilded nods in agreement at Joskin. Hartesa nods somberly at Joskin. Joskin says, "So it's very, very important Lylia feels she can work with our government for mutual benefit." Sothog nods at Joskin and applauds. Joskin says, "It's a really great opportunity with her being a new Mayor and us electing a new Mayor." Jalodg agrees with Joskin. Joskin says, "Of course, we have our own people, our own issues, our own opportunities." Joskin recites: "Before I go on, I want to highlight some of the great people who have been doing so much for us." Joskin says, "First, of course, is White Haven." Sothog nods at Joskin. Tawariell smiles. Joskin says, "They have been a shining house in Icemule for years and years." Hartesa and Sothog applaud, while Dirvy applauds politely. Sothog and Tawariell smile at Joskin. Tawariell nods approvingly. Joskin asks, "How many of us have gotten spells from them? Or won some money? Or simply danced at the ball?" Tawariell gives a lopsided grin. Sothog nods at Joskin. Enestrie shushes herself! Joskin says, "And they're going to keep doing these things. So if I'm elected, I will work very closely with White Haven." Joskin says, "Of course, I'm also a member of the House." Joskin giggles. Sothog grins at Joskin. Joskin exclaims, "But I'm not an officer!" Sothog nods at Joskin. Joskin says, "There's another group. It's newer. ICICLE." Dirvy applauds politely. Joskin asks, "How about that new citizens' tent?" Joskin, Tawariell, and Sothog applaud, while Hartesa applauds warmly. A child escapes his mother's grasp and begins tumbling in the snow mumbling, "Vote for Joskin, Vote for Joskin!" Sothog grins. (Jalodg chuckles and beams at the flailing child.) Joskin sadly exclaims, "After Nihala died... ICICLE did a lot to keep Icemule together. Thank you!" Jalodg nods at Joskin. Joskin says, "I hope that, as Mayor, I can be an asset to them as they have to us." A pair of young men staggers in, supporting each other as best they can. Each carries a mostly-empty bottle and sports an impressive bruise on one eye. One slurs to the other, "Fair's fair... you don't gotta tell me who yer votin' for. I STILL say... ye hit like a gnome, though." They laugh uproariously as they stagger out of sight. Joskin recites: "Now, a few things I would like to do." Enestrie smiles at Joskin. Joskin says, "First! Community building." Sothog rubs his chin thoughtfully. Enestrie turns an inquisitive ear toward Joskin. Joskin says, "Icemule is already the friendiest city in Elanthia. I want to encourage more of that." Sothog nods at Joskin. Joskin says, "And the citizens' tent is a great idea. I propose more special perks for citizens." Joskin says, "The idea is to encourage more people who feel like they can have a home here do so." Enestrie nods approvingly. (Jalodg scoffs at the drunk's remarks.) Joskin exclaims, "But non-citizens should not feel left out!" Sothog nods at Joskin. Hartesa applauds Joskin warmly. Dahush turns an inquisitive ear toward Joskin. Joskin says, "I want to start a yearly tart-baking contest." Enestrie smiles and applauds at Joskin. Verryn smiles. Joskin exclaims, "It will help our reputation of a place for delicious food. And it will being more tourists!" You hear the growling bellies of many folks gathered nearby as food is mentioned.
Dirvy rubs Zailon's shoulders gently. Hartesa peers quizzically at Joskin. Enestrie giggles. Sothog grins. Kilded nods in agreement. Sothog nods at Joskin. Kilded tilts his head toward Joskin, examining him intently as the tip of one ear twitches briefly. Joskin says, "I said this before, but this area needs tightening." Enestrie agrees with Joskin. Joskin says, "Our guards are very nice. But we need to make sure our gates are watched at all times." Jalodg agrees with Joskin. Hartesa nods thoughtfully. Joskin says, "That may mean some new recruits. That may mean incentives for the current guard to be more watchful." Joskin says, "I can work with people to see what is best." Zailon suddenly pauses, a look of consternation crossing his features as he listens intently. Sothog nods at Joskin. Joskin says, "But gate security won't mean much if vathors and nasy creatures can appear right here in front of us." Joskin says, "So we need to explore deep, strong magic to prevent that from happening." Joskin says, "I know that's being done." Zailon grins mischievously. Joskin says, "But it could be done faster with official support and resources." Joskin says, "I think that's what is most on my mind." Joskin exclaims, "I am happy to answer your questions!" Joskin asks, "Perhaps people can raise their hand?" Verryn raises his hand. Joskin points at Verryn. Speaking to Verryn, Joskin asks, "Yes?" Verryn stands up. Enestrie, Tawariell, and Sothog turn an inquisitive ear toward Verryn. Kilded frowns. Verryn quietly says, "As some of you might know, I moved here from Ta'Vaalor, for a variety of reasons. I have since become a citizen and greatly enjoyed my time here . . ." Enestrie nods at Verryn. Jalodg beams happily at Verryn! Speaking to Verryn, Joskin exclaims, "We're happy to have you!" Jalodg and Sothog applaud Verryn. Joskin cocks his head. Verryn quietly asks, ". . . One of the reasons I moved was due to disdain I felt in the Elven nations toward those of my race. As mayor, what will you do to make sure that Icemule Trace will be a place that is accepting and comforatble for all races equally?" Hartesa applauds Verryn. Enestrie smiles at Verryn. Sothog rubs his chin thoughtfully. Speaking to Verryn, Darkc says, "If i can become a citizeb here there will be no problems." Darkc snickers. Joskin recites: "As Mayor, I will pledge that nobody representing the city will ever discriminate or favor anyone based on their race." Sothog grins at Darkc. Dahush nods at Verryn. You nod at Joskin. Merekka says, "The pawnshop clerk does." Dahush begins chuckling at Merekka! Joskin frowns. Merekka says, "He does not like gnomes." Joskin says, "He doesn't work for the city." Joskin says, "But that doesn't mean he can't be reasoned with." Joskin says, "It starts with us." Sothog nods at Joskin. Enestrie agrees with Joskin. Joskin says, "And if we set the right example, other people will follow." A town guard stops you on his way to the pub and pokes you hard on the sternum. He asks, "You're voting for Sabotage, right? He's promised to hire more guards to protect this town." WIthout waiting for an answer, the guard shuffles off. Sothog agrees with Joskin. Laralana nods approvingly at Joskin. Enestrie applauds Joskin. Speaking to Joskin, Darkc says, "The pawn broker is always charging me more." Sothog and Dahush raise their hand. Darkc turns away from Joskin, ignoring him. Enestrie smiles at Sothog. Hartesa nods at Darkc. Joskin says, "I don't like that." Hartesa exclaims, "It's a travesty!" (Jalodg shrugs at the worked-up Guard while agreeing with his sentiment.) Speaking to Darkc, Joskin says, "We can talk to him, try to get him to see reason." Darkc agrees with Hartesa. Joskin says, "If not..." Joskin exclaims, "Perhaps taxes could go up!" Joskin giggles. Szad glances at Joskin. Jalodg cringes. Dahush looks over at Joskin and shakes his head. Enestrie grins at Joskin. The surroundings are engulfed in gusts of white snow. Darkc cackles! Speaking to Szad, Joskin exclaims, "Of course not!" Igerone grins at Szad. Speaking to Joskin, Sothog asks, "I'd like to ask a related question. In light of our apparent unpopularity with some in the Elven Nations, how would you propose to smooth relations between us and them?" Szad quietly says, "The donations are bad enough.." Speaking to Szad, Joskin says, "I mean for people who are mean to other people." Szad begins chuckling at Joskin! The crowd shrieks almost in unison at the mention of raising taxes. Szad quietly asks, "You're going to tax meanness?" Sothog blinks. Speaking to Szad, Joskin says, "I would consider taxing racism, yes." Dahush mutters taxes and rolls his eyes. Szad quietly exclaims, "Racism!" Merekka giggles. Szad chuckles. Hartesa rises to her feet while applauding Joskin! Dahush ponders. Speaking to Sothog, Joskin exclaims, "That is a tough one!" Merekka says, "I like the idea of taxing bigots more." Szad quietly asks, "We are surrounded by orcs and undead rolton and you're taxing racism?" Hartesa turns to Merekka and cheers! Szad quietly says, "I sometimes wonder about this town." Igerone exclaims, "Undead rolton!" Dahush asks, "The rolton are undead?" Szad quietly says, "Not all of them." Enestrie shushes Igerone! Szad quietly says, "Well, not yet." Sothog agrees with Enestrie. Igerone leans on his cane. Merekka says, "Some are zombies, though." Igerone glances at Enestrie. Speaking to Szad, Joskin exclaims, "More tax revenue means more guards at the gates!" Enestrie rolls her eyes at Igerone. Joskin exclaims, "But I need to answer Sothog!" Tawariell gazes in amusement at her surroundings. Sothog beams happily at Joskin! Joskin says, "I, too, have had an unpleasant experience in the Nations." Szad quietly says, "I haven't seen any racism in this town to be honest." Szad quietly says, "Well, apart from the gnome bar that I can't go in and whatnot." Joskin says, "But I think that is more about misunderstanding than anything." Sothog nods at Joskin. Joskin asks, "If we can work with the Landing, we can work with Illistim, right?" Szad quietly says, "Personally I'm prejudiced against anything I can't drag up an icy path.." Joskin says, "We just need to show how it's better for everyone if we are all on the same side." Szad quietly says, "But that's me." Joskin says, "That won't be easy for sure." Merekka nods at Joskin. Joskin says, "And it may take some time. But it's worth doing." Sothog agrees with Joskin. Szad chuckles. Hailleus smiles at Szad. Speaking to Joskin, Sothog says, "Thank you." Joskin says, "And I think they know a thing or two about unwanted demons." Joskin giggles. Sothog grins at Joskin. Enestrie smiles at Joskin. Szad quietly says, ""magic"." Enestrie adopts an agreeable expression. Joskin points at Dahush. Hailleus melodically exclaims, "Thanks!" Szad smiles. Speaking to Dahush, Joskin asks, "Yes?" Dahush twists his head slightly, cracking his neck. He looks relieved. Dahush says, "Evenin m'lord, thankee for yer time tnight. I'm fairly new so if this is already in place please enlighten me." Speaking to Dahush, Joskin exclaims, "Welcome!" Dahush asks, "When these big mean vapers or whateve come around is there a plan for us with less experience to pitch in?" Hartesa applauds Dahush warmly. Tawariell smiles at Dahush. Jalodg smiles at Dahush. Speaking to Dahush, Joskin exclaims, "I love that question!" Dahush asks, "Do you have something in mind for defenses or are we at the mercy of our elders to get the job done?" Speaking to Dahush, Darkc says, "You can shoot arrows from the walls , there used to be towers but some omron had them removed." Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "I think there's a lot that can be done." Enestrie turns an inquisitive ear toward Joskin. Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "As I mentioned, I want to commit to more research on how to keep them from getting into the city." Sothog nods at Joskin. Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "And anyone and everyone can help with that in some way." Hartesa nods slowly at Joskin. Jalodg agrees with Joskin. Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "But when they DO show up..." Jalodg mutters darnomrons. Dahush nods. Sothog turns an inquisitive ear toward Joskin. Sothog begins chuckling at Jalodg! Speaking to Joskin, Darkc says, "Start with rebuilding the towers the idjits did away with." Speaking to Dahush, Joskin exclaims, "The most important thing to do is stay safe if you feel like you're in danger. But if you want to help, there are things you can do!" Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "People will fall or get injured. They can be escorted to safety." Vereplor just went west. Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "Clerics and empaths will need things and people can get those things for them." Speaking to Dahush, Joskin exclaims, "It's not heroic, but it helps!" Enestrie applauds Joskin. Dahush ponders. Laralana smiles at Joskin. Speaking to Dahush, Joskin asks, "Does that answer your question, or were you thinking of something else?" Sothog glances at Dahush. A man shouts, "I used to work on the towers, but they are broken!" His colleague agrees. Dahush asks, "Are there any standing orders? in the hall or somewhere else where a plan of action is detailed?" Speaking to Joskin, Darkc says, "Back a long time ago Morvule wage a very long war on Icemule, there were towers then and they were extremely useful in defeating his minions." Hartesa nods enthusiastically at Dahush! Sothog glances at Joskin. Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "Ah, yes." Dahush asks, "Or am I a rolton with my head cut off trying to figure out what to do if they return?" (Jalodg turns to the shouting man and nods in enthusiastic agreement.) Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "Recently, some of us met with Brokkersten and Arshwikk about this very thing." Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "There will be leaders when it's time to mobilize." Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "I think the exact plans are still in the works, but they're being made." A woman shouts, "The time is now! Mobilize against the Queen!" Several cheer her on. Tawariell gazes with interest at her surroundings. Dahush inclines his ear, listening intently. Dahush says, "Many thanks for your time." Joskin says, "And, of course, we need to look at the towers." Darkc yells, "Repair and rebuild the towers!" Joskin says, "Smaller cities than ours have them." Dahush nods at Joskin. Tawariell nods in agreement. Enestrie applauds Joskin. Hartesa lets out a cheer! Sothog rubs his chin thoughtfully. Kilded begins chuckling at Darkc! Joskin says, "They may not prevent every demon attack, but they help people feel safe." Joskin exclaims, "And it's a lot easier to go about your day when you feel safe!" Sothog nods at Joskin. Joskin recites: "Someone mentioned the 'Queen.'" Dahush says, "A few someones." Joskin says, "I didn't talk about her on purpose. I imagine an Icemule without her." Joskin exclaims, "But, let's talk about her!" Dahush turns to Joskin and cheers! Sothog nods at Joskin. Sothog applauds Joskin. Joskin says, "We cannot allow a murderous tyrant to rule us." Sothog agrees with Joskin. Hartesa solemnly applauds. Sothog applauds Joskin. Dahush agrees with Joskin. Joskin says, "I was here when Dustybeard was executed just for saying something unkind about her." Joskin exclaims, "It was horrifying!" A child cries out, "She just wanna be friends!" before stomping off, sobbing. Joskin shakes his head. Dahush gasps. Groh asks, "Could we work along side of her?" Joskin says, "Friends do not kill friends when they are upset." Tawariell stands up. Liaison Tawariell just went east. Speaking to Groh, Joskin says, "That's what Sabotage wants to do." Speaking to Groh, Joskin says, "And that only works if you're willing to be her subject." Groh nods at Joskin. Joskin recites: "I will not be her subject and Icemule will not be her queendom!" Groh says, "Not too familiar with the situation yet, that's why I was asking." Sothog turns to Joskin and cheers! Groh nods. Dahush turns to Joskin and cheers! Laralana agrees with Joskin. Enestrie applauds Joskin. Joskin says, "Part of Icemule All Together means coming together and expelling her." Joskin exclaims, "That will be very, very hard!" Darkc recites: "Have you or any tried to negotiate or reason with her?" Dirvy softly interrupts, "It is suspected that Daukhera attacked Newsby at a party last night, via an emissary who poisoned a tart Newsby ate." Hailleus melodically says, "Who the queen? she gave mt pardon from jail." Dahush gasps. Joskin exclaims, "Yes. Several people right here did!" Hailleus melodically says, "I must have caught her on a good day." Hailleus smiles. The crowd begins to murmur loudly about the accusations, with a clear divide between those who support her and those do not. Then they return their attention to Joskin. Jalodg's jaw drops. Joskin says, "I'm not saying nothing good ever happens when she's here. She led us to undiscovered magic." Enestrie nods at Joskin. Joskin says, "But if good things only happen when we serve her and please her, that's not a way to live." Hailleus melodically says, "Well I got out of jail and dont owe her a thing." Joskin exclaims, "And if someone reacts to resistance with murder and temporal rifts, that is evil!" Enestrie adopts an agreeable expression. Joskin says, "I promise, if I'm Mayor, I won't kill anyone who disagrees with me." Joskin giggles. Enestrie grins at Joskin. Kilded nods slowly at Joskin. Sothog blinks at Joskin. Hartesa turns to Joskin and cheers! Sothog rubs his chin thoughtfully. Sothog grins at Joskin. Sothog applauds Joskin. Joskin says, "I know things are bad now. And she is a big part of what is happening now." Joskin says, "But that will pass. We'll find a way. And she'll just be an unpleasant memory." Sothog applauds Joskin. Joskin says, "We have so much more to do and offer than her." Joskin exclaims, "So let's talk about happier things!" Joskin says, "Time is running low." Joskin asks, "Does anyone else have a question?" Enestrie smiles at Joskin. Sothog raises his hand. Joskin points at Sothog. Speaking to Joskin, Sothog asks, "What are your thoughts on economic improvement for the town?" Darkc recites: "We need a once a year big fest here in Icemule" An owl sounds in the distance, and a drunken voice responds, "You can ask WHO all y'want! My mind ain't -hic- made up yet!" The voice devolves into drunken laughter. Speaking to Darkc, Joskin exclaims, "I proposed a big tart contest every year!" Verryn agrees with Joskin. Hailleus melodically says, "Provide better advertising for the locally owned shops, support our citizens." Speaking to Sothog, Joskin says, "There's a lot we can do." Sothog turns an inquisitive ear toward Joskin. Enestrie turns an inquisitive ear toward Joskin. Szad quietly asks, "I wonder, can we re-route streets?" Szad quietly asks, "You know, actual city planning?" Dahush peers quizzically at Szad. Speaking to Sothog, Joskin says, "When the deed company clears up its issues in issuing deeds for new stores, that's going to do a lot." Speaking to Sothog, Joskin says, "And I would want to put some money into advertising all the great things Icemule citizens have for sale." Igerone says, "City plannin' is more of a ICICLE thing, but y'all can certainly work together." Szad quietly asks, "Say ICICLE thing?" Szad quietly asks, "What's an ICICLE thing?" Joskin asks, "I imagine people have seen the advertisements for Zul Logoth by the river?" Hailleus melodically exclaims, "Joskin I just said that!" Jalodg smiles. Joskin says, "Events that promote tourism would be really big for us." Joskin says, "I think there's a lot there." Hailleus melodically says, "Icicle thing." Hailleus melodically asks, "What?" Speaking softly to Szad, Dirvy says, "We can talk about ICICLE after the rally, if you like." Szad quietly asks, "What?" Sothog nods at Joskin. Joskin exclaims, "I have no interest in re-doing the streets, though!" Joskin giggles. Sothog grins at Joskin. Szad shakes his head. Sothog applauds Joskin. Szad quietly says, "Joskin I don't mean ALL streets." Szad chuckles. Szad quietly says, "That'd be kind of a nutty thing to do anyway." Speaking to Joskin, Sothog says, "Thanks again." Joskin asks, "Does anyone else have a question?" Speaking to Sothog, Joskin exclaims, "Of course!" Hartesa raises her hand. Joskin points at Hartesa. Speaking to Joskin, Hartesa says, "Thank you." Joskin nods at Hartesa. Some of the crowd glances warily at Hartesa. Speaking to Joskin, Hartesa says, "At that time the Terrace was known as a center for such studies, certainly more welcoming and acommodating than the Landing." Speaking to Joskin, Hartesa asks, "What do you propose to advance Icemule's standing as a place of learning and study?" Joskin rubs his chin thoughtfully. Joskin says, "We have these great guilds here. I think it's time we worked closer with them." Joskin says, "They have these people who know so much." Sothog nods at Joskin. Joskin exclaims, "We need to coordinate with them and reach out to people. Educate the children. Hold workshops!" Joskin says, "I think that's also an area where White Haven and ICICLE can help." Dahush says, "Workshops sound interestin." Joskin says, "I did propose more perks for citizens." Joskin says, "Perhaps that can include education opportunities." Sothog nods at Joskin. [Icemule Trace, Town Center] The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see the Darkc disk, a pumpkin orange tabby kitten, a tidal bobcat, a bushy-tailed chipmunk, a desolate mountain spirit that is flying around, the parrot-shaped Dirvy disk, a royal penguin that is sitting, a vine-carved cherrywood cart with some stuff on it, a twisted white lectern, a twinkling bright bluish purple signboard with the words "Election Information" at the top, a blanket of snow, a carved ice bench with some stuff on it, a colorful silver-bound barrel emblazoned with a row of tiny grey penguins, a rhimar trash receptacle and a mammoth black notice. Also here: Tyrstald who is sitting, Groh who is sitting, Laralana, Rendena, Sothog, Lord Giffaxe, Darkc, Lord Zailon who is sitting, Szad, Merekka who is sitting, Kilded who is sitting, Verryn who is sitting, Dahush who is sitting, Hailleus who is sitting, Great Lord Jalodg, Executrix Dirvy who is sitting, Lady Hartesa, Councillor Emeritus Igerone, Joskin, Kittai, Enestrie who is sitting, Angellos Obvious paths: north, east, south, west Joskin exclaims, "I can take one more!" Speaking to Joskin, Hartesa says, "Thank you for your considered response." Speaking to Hartesa, Joskin exclaims, "You're welcome!" (Joskin looks over the crowd for a raised hand.) Joskin asks, "Anyone else?" Joskin exclaims, "OK, then!" Joskin exclaims, "THank you so much for coming!" Joskin removes a glittering tart-shaped pin that reads, "Joskin for Mayor!" written in rainbow letters from in his silvery pouch. Hartesa rises to her feet while applauding! Dahush, Kilded, Enestrie, and Verryn applaud Joskin. Joskin recites: "Who would like a pin?" The crowd erupts into cheers and clapping! Hartesa lets out a loud whoop as she applauds Joskin! Speaking softly to Joskin, Dirvy exclaims, "Thank you for taking the time to speak to everyone tonight. And for supplying tarts. They were delicious!" A town guard stops you on his way to the pub and pokes you hard on the sternum. He asks, "You're voting for Sabotage, right? He's promised to hire more guards to protect this town." WIthout waiting for an answer, the guard shuffles off. Darkc asks, "How do we know we can rely on a Mayor that missed the meet and greet?" Speaking to Darkc, Joskin says, "I wanted to be there, but I already had a commitment for that time before the meet was scheduled." Joskin exclaims, "Of course, I would put mayor things at the top of the list!" Speaking to Joskin, Dahush says, "I'm still a little concerned about this taxes talk but otherwise you presented some interestin ideas for me to think about." Enestrie exclaims, "And Joskin, you had a proxy--someone who stood in for you which was excellent!" Dahush says, "Thankya for speakin to us tnight." Speaking to Dahush, Joskin says, "That was not a promise! It was something to consider." Speaking to Joskin, Darkc says, "The meet and greet was actually a Mayor thing." Speaking to Darkc, Joskin says, "Part of being a Mayor is not letting down people who are counting on you." Speaking simply to Darkc, Joskin says, "I had people counting on me that night. Igerone knew I would not be able to make it." Speaking to Joskin, Darkc says, "But all the other candidates made it, thats tells me that maybe they desire to be Mayor more than you do perhaps." Speaking heartily to Darkc, Kilded says, "As another candidate, I disagree with you, and think it was perfectly fine he was able to send someone in his place." Speaking to Darkc, Joskin says, "I can't speak for anyone else's desire." Speaking to Darkc, Joskin says, "And I don't think who wants it the most is the important thing." Speaking to Joskin, Darkc says, "But it does show that they are reliable though." A cheerful gnome pops in and announces, "The night should not be scary! Let's come together and defeat those who would rip us apart! Everyone vote Joskin for Mayor!" The gnome happily bounces away. Speaking to Darkc, Joskin says, "I am reliable. I followed through on my word." Speaking to Darkc, Joskin says, "I always do what I promise I will do." Speaking to Joskin, Darkc says, "Time will tell perhaps." Joskin exclaims, "It will!" Darkc nods. You bob a quick curtsy to Joskin. Speaking to Joskin, you exclaim, "Thank you for this rally!" Angellos, Darkc, Tawariell, Joskin, Kittai, Jalodg, and a tidal bobcat fall to the ground! Jalodg melodically exclaims, "Gah!!" You blink. You thrash around on the ground. Joskin groans. Joskin stands up. Darkc exclaims, "The Queen cometh!" You ask, "What in the world?" Speaking to you, Joskin exclaims, "Welcome to Icemule!" Joskin giggles. You say, "Thank you." You exclaim, "I am fleeing back to some cover!" You feel a bit weak in the knees and find yourself wobbling. [TownCrier]-You: "Looking like there could be trouble brewing in Icemule, there was a big boom, and everything shook, and everyone fell down!" |
Joskin's Just Desserts Performance |
06/12/18 transcript recorded by Dirvy Britbane
Joskin slowly empties his lungs. Daukhera turns to face Joskin. Joskin clears his throat. Joskin recites: "Just Desserts a tale in three parts!" (Joskin waves to a nearby group of robed children, who file in behind him.) Daukhera smirks at Joskin. Joskin says, "Please welcome the Temple Burrow Choir." Joskin applauds. Joskin recites: "Part I Breakfast!" (Joskin directs the choir as they start singing.) Joskin sings: "Icemule! A lovely town! Icemule! Where the friendliness comes round!" (Joskin gestures to come costumed halflings standing off to the side, who walk into the space. They begin greeting each other. Some start pantomiming goods for sale, executing imaginary transactions with others.) Joskin recites: "In Icemule, we had things good. We could visit friends. We could go to the store and buy things. We could meet at a restaurant and have a great meal. We could go to the bakery and get fresh tarts." (Joskin points to other costumed halflings, where they act out an empath tending to an injured citizen.) Joskin sings: "Icemule! It was the place to be! Icemule! It was a wonder to see!" (Joskin waves out a sharply-dressed Halfling wearing a Mayor sash.) Joskin recites: "We all had great respect for our Mayor, who worked very hard for us!" (Joskin shakes hands with the mayor-actress, who mingles with the crowd.) Joskin slowly empties his lungs. (Joskin raises his hands into the air, calling dark clouds to hand over Town Center. Small bursts of lightning illuminate the Town Center and light thunder rumbles overhead.) Joskin recites: "Part II A devilish dinner!" Joskin sings: "We were warned We were told The beast would not be horned Her promises were fool s gold!" Daukhera squeakily says, "Ooh, I know the devil." Daukhera squeakily says, "Great gal pal." Joskin recites: "And then bad things started happening in the town. The mayor felt it was her job to help!" (Joskin draws a circle in the air, which materializes into an illusory portal. The mayor runs through it, then disappears!) Daukhera squeakily says, "Ooh, this must be when I started to see my land that had been claimed by the Paradis." (Joskin claps his hands and a blinding bolt of lightning hits Town Center with a loud crash of thunder. Standing where the mayor was is a sneering Halfling in tattered purple clothing.) Daukhera squeakily exclaims, "Wonderful history lesson!" Daukhera applauds. Joskin sings: "She is here She wants to be our friend But soon it is clear That would mean our end!" Daukhera squeakily says, "Friend. Not friend, Friend." Daukhera corrects Joskin in earnest. (Joskin cries as the newly-arrived Halfling begins to demand things of the townspeople around her. One is holding a book, which she orders handed over. She cannot hold it.) Joskin recites: "She claims this is her Queendom, this is her right." (Joskin indicates the Halfling in purple summoning terrible beasts to attack the townspeople while she laughs in delight.) Joskin recites: "Some even begin to bow to her. Is it fear? Is it something else?" Daukhera squeakily says, "It's Friendship." (Joskin stands back as several townspeople prostrate themselves before her.) Daukhera dances around the room to music only she can hear. Daukhera wraps her rapture cloak around herself, causing a dark haze to enshroud her. Daukhera throws her rapture cloak open wide, spraying rays of blackness as the dark haze enshrouding her disperses. (Joskin stands back as several townspeople prostrate themselves before her.) Daukhera squeakily says, "I love worshippers! They're the reason I even put on makeup." (Joskin guides the choir again as a solemn-faced Sylvan begins to strum a lute.) Joskin sings: "We don t need no education" Daukhera squeakily says, "Just wait until we find my throne within Pinefar." Joskin sings: "We don t need no thought control" Joskin sings: "HEY! Daukhera! Leave our town alone!" Joskin sings: "All in all we re just another ice block in the wall" Joskin recites: "Part III The dessert" Joskin recites: "Here is the part I did not write, because I cannot" Joskin recites: "This is where the decision is yours, Daukhera!" Joskin recites: "We can still have a sweet ending" Joskin removes a piece of tart lemon candy from in his fiery red backpack. Joskin drops a piece of tart lemon candy. Joskin removes a rich chocolate caramel from in his fiery red backpack. Joskin drops a rich chocolate caramel. Joskin removes a spiraled dark and white chocolate from in his fiery red backpack. Joskin drops a spiraled dark and white chocolate. Daukhera picks up a rich chocolate caramel. Daukhera licks her chocolate caramel. Joskin picked up a coin. Joskin removes a creme-filled dark chocolate coin from in his fiery red backpack. Daukhera squeakily says, "Mmmm." Joskin drops a creme-filled dark chocolate coin. Joskin removes a peach dumpling from in his fiery red backpack. Daukhera takes a bite of her chocolate caramel. Joskin drops a peach dumpling. Joskin removes a chocolate covered hazelnut from in his fiery red backpack. Joskin drops a chocolate covered hazelnut. Daukhera gobbles down a big bite of her chocolate caramel. Joskin removes a sweetened oatcake from in his fiery red backpack. Daukhera gobbles down her chocolate caramel in one enormous bite. Joskin drops a sweetened oatcake. Joskin removes a flaky berry-filled pastry from in his fiery red backpack. Joskin drops a flaky berry-filled pastry. Joskin picks up a chocolate covered hazelnut. Joskin drops a chocolate covered hazelnut. Joskin removes a flour-dusted sweet roll from in his fiery red backpack. Joskin drops a flour-dusted sweet roll. Joskin removes a budding milk chocolate rose from in his fiery red backpack. Joskin drops a budding milk chocolate rose. Joskin removes a delicate mint-chocolate rose from in his fiery red backpack. Joskin drops a delicate mint-chocolate rose. Sothog bows. Joskin removes a bright cobalt winter rose from in his fiery red backpack. Joskin drops a bright cobalt winter rose. Joskin removes a crunchy white chocolate wafer from in his fiery red backpack. Joskin drops a crunchy white chocolate wafer. Joskin gives his disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground by his side. Joskin recites: "I have gathered these desserts from towns across Elanthia" Daukhera squeakily exclaims, "I can't eat all these. Help, Friends!" Joskin recites: "They are yours" Joskin recites: "I will buy as many as you like if you agree to leave us and never return!" Joskin sings: "That is all, that is the show Please know it is time to go We just want to be left alone So that we can continue to have our home!" Joskin blushes a florid shade of dark red. Joskin recites: "Please, a round of applause for the choir and actors!" Daukhera applauds. Daukhera squeakily exclaims, "Quite lovely. I love history!" Daukhera squeakily says, "Please, please, help eat the desserts." |
Kilded
"As Mayor of the town I'd like to see our town grow and thrive by welcoming citizens from all walks of life be they elf, dwarf, giantman, of course halfling, or any other race and profession. Many of our citizens have great ideas - the citizenship tent is fantastic and the snowman field is a lot of fun. When elected I look forward to working with ICICLE and our citizens to focus our resources on ways to improve our town and draw in new citizens. This works to both make our fair town more enjoyable and also brings in new revenue for more improvements! The more passionate and interested citizens we have the better Icemule becomes! We've also had some new faces show up in our town recently -- namely the new Queen. While I haven't spent much time with her many of our citizens have grown fond of her. She was also very helpful in introducing our town to new potion-making skills and guiding us through some recent town troubles. I will be sure to keep an eye on her so we can grow our alliance. I look forward to speaking to all of you more and learning about your wishes and ideas for our town and speaking to you more about my stance on the issues! Vote Kilded! Icemule's Sexiest Warrior!"
Kilded's Rally |
06/09/18 rally transcript recorded by Enestrie.
Under the massive barbican is a shadowy passageway, with sturdy stone walls on each side and overhead. Iron-barred windows provide access to this area from each of the barbican towers as well as from overhead, creating the distinct impression that someone is watching from the shadows. The sharp spikes of raised portcullises jut from the ceiling at the northern entrance to the city and the southern exit to the wilds. Also here: Kilded Obvious exits: north, south You flourish your cloth banner through the air, showing your allegiance to Kilded for Mayor of Icemule! Flimbo just arrived. You flourish your cloth banner through the air, showing your allegiance to Kilded for Mayor of Icemule! Kilded and Flimbo shake hands. A raucous noise sounds from the direction of the South Gate. An excited halfling child runs through, squealing, "I hear the band warming up! Kilded's Mayoral rally is starting up at the top of the hour!” Kilded paces back and forth. Kilded fiddles with the selanthan bloodjewel clasp in a rhimar setting on his dark wool longcloak. Kilded removes a twine-bound old sketch book from in his dark wool longcloak. Kilded paces back and forth. Lady Paerdita just arrived. Kilded and Paerdita shake hands. Kilded heartily exclaims, "Welcome!" Enestrie smiles and nods to a small group of militia. Paerdita folds her hands behind her back. A line of halfling militiamen march through, the officer at the head of the line calling cadence. They move to an unoccupied corner of the stands and take their positions, grinning uniformly at Kilded. Liaison Tawariell just arrived. Tawariell gazes in wonder at her surroundings. You hug Tawariell, who wraps you in a warm embrace. You smile at Tawariell. Tawariell hugs you, and you wrap her in a warm embrace. Speaking to Tawariell, you say, "Thank you for coming." Tawariell giggles. Speaking to you, Tawariell exclaims, "O'course!" Tawariell smiles. Kilded paces back and forth. Tawariell blinks. Tawariell shakes Kilded's hand enthusiastically. Flimbo furrows his brow. Tawariell gives Kilded a friendly hug. Speaking heartily to Tawariell, Kilded says, "Thank you for coming. I really appreciate it.” Speaking to Kilded, Tawariell exclaims, "I wouldn' miss it!” You smile at Tawariell. Maiden Leafiara just arrived. Kilded gives Leafiara a friendly hug. Leafiara hoots at Kilded. Leafiara hugs Kilded, who wraps her in a warm embrace. Kilded gives Leafiara a firm handshake. You give Leafiara a friendly hug. Kilded shakes Leafiara's hand enthusiastically. Leafiara grins. Speaking heartily to Leafiara, Kilded exclaims, "Thank you for coming!" Leafiara hugs you. The crowd swells as townsfolk pour in, chattering excitedly. You grin at Leafiara. Enestrie smiles and nods to a small group of militia. Speaking heartily to Leafiara, Kilded exclaims, "Help yourself to some campaign propaganda!” Kilded chuckles. Leafiara glances appraisingly at a heavy backpack. Leafiara removes an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'Kilded for Mayor!' in golden letters from in a heavy backpack. Leafiara raises her blue wooden sword in triumph! Kilded smiles as he overhears an elderly halfling and an young elf discussing his candidacy. "Kilded is a military man, and a warrior is a natural leader. He'll be a great mayor!” Kilded smiles at Leafiara. Leafiara waves an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'Kilded for Mayor!' in golden letters around. Kilded snickers. Kilded hoots at Leafiara. Leafiara hoots at Kilded. Leafiara points her blue wooden sword at Kilded. Leafiara nods sagely. Leafiara sheathes an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'Kilded for Mayor!' in golden letters into one of the small scabbards sewn inside of her red silk cape. High Lord Gnaeusprimus just arrived. A band kicks off into a rollicking tune at the South Gate! A halfling militia member runs through, calling out, "Kilded's Mayoral rally is starting up! Everyone head that way!” Leafiara hoots. Tsiae just arrived. Tsiae waves. Tsiae smiles. Kilded waves to Tsiae. Kilded and Tsiae shake hands. Kilded heartily exclaims, "Welcome!" The crowd buzzes aloud, clapping along with the music and cheering. Kilded and Gnaeusprimus shake hands. Tawariell smiles. Kilded nods. Kilded gives Diablic a firm handshake. The militiamen cheer in unison, stomping their feet and waving excitedly at Kilded. Leafiara draws an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'Kilded for Mayor!' in golden letters from one of the small scabbards sewn inside of her red silk cape. The crowd cheers loudly, and a few groups hold up handmade 'Kilded for Mayor' signs. Leafiara observes, "Already some excite people, it seems." Leafiara cracks her knuckles! Tsiae waves an icy blue wooden sword around. Kilded paces back and forth. You flourish your cloth banner through the air, showing your allegiance to Kilded for Mayor of Icemule! You flourish your cloth banner through the air, showing your allegiance to Kilded for Mayor of Icemule! A halfling militiaman pokes his head out of one of the tower windows, cheering loudly! You let out a cheer! You flourish your cloth banner through the air, showing your allegiance to Kilded for Mayor of Icemule! Kilded smiles and waves to the militiamen Kilded heartily says, "Hello people of Icemule and guests from other towns and lands. Thank you all for being here tonight." Tawariell applauds politely. Tsiae hums happily to herself. You gaze respectfully at Kilded. The crowd roars with appplause as Kilded begins to speak! Leafiara tilts her head toward Kilded, examining him intently as the tip of one ear twitches briefly. Tsiae beams! Speaking heartily to Tawariell, Kilded says, "Thank you for being here tonight. It's always good to see other candidates and for us to hear eachother's ideas." Tawariell shakes Kilded's hand enthusiastically. You smile at Tawariell. Tsiae waves an icy blue wooden sword around. Tsiae giggles. Kilded heartily says, "I've been in Icemule a long, long time. More than many realize. I was a young boy when I first came here - fresh faced and full of optimism, and I remain optimistic about this town today." You listen carefully to Kilded. Kilded heartily says, "I speak to you from just inside one of our gates because It is one of four places of great importance to our town. It's not a bakery or a town center or a well or a pub or any of the other gathering places -- but a place that commerce and life pours in and out of this town hundreds of times a day." Kilded heartily says, "And it's constantly under attack." Kilded heartily says, "Our gates are one of our major defenses from outside incursions -- and currently they're failing to do their job. We have Dakuhera causing mayhem in our town, and in other towns." You listen carefully to Kilded. Leafiara raises her blue wooden sword in triumph! Tsiae nods at Kilded. Kilded heartily says, "We have surges of evil creatures terrorizing our women and children while our guards get drunk in the Pub or run in fear, doing nothing." You nod at Kilded. Tsiae shivers. Tawariell cocks her head. You gaze respectfully at Kilded. Kilded heartily says, "We need archers at the gate. We need to fix and fortify our towers and walls. We need to strengthen our defenses and warning systems. We must work closely with the Northern Fury, our great militiamen and the people of the Landing to learn from eachtoher and defend eachother." Kilded removes an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters from in his leather scabbard. Kilded raises his blue wooden sword in triumph! You adopt an agreeable expression. Kilded waves an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters around. Applause breaks out at the front of the crowd, and spreads quickly, gaining in volume as it spreads, culminating in a deafening roar of approval! Tsiae waves an icy blue wooden sword around. Tawariell applauds politely. Kilded heartily says, "And speaking of "Queen" Dakuhera -- A recent nuisance to our little town." Tawariell folds her hands. Leafiara takes a moment to observe Kilded. You furrow up your face and wince. Kilded heartily says, "She is no longer welcome, when I become mayor. She has caused trouble here long enough. I will recruit a band of strong and powerful individuals, including myself, to drive her from the town if she will not go quietly. Warriors never back down from a fight and I certainly do not plan on backing down from this threat to our city." Kilded heartily says, "My opinion is that she should take refuge up in Pinefar. A little mountain air might help clear her mind, and we can venture there to speak to her if we need to." Tsiae grins. Kilded heartily says, "Once she has proven her ability to behave and respect our town and its people, we will reconsider her entry into it." A murmur breaks out from the crowd, as pockets of excited conversation sprout. Tsiae raises her blue wooden sword in triumph! You gaze respectfully at Kilded. Kilded heartily says, "You'll also notice that both Dakuhera and her henchmen are conspicuously absent from this rally. I think they've heard my warning in past speeches." Kilded heartily says, "As for our neighbors to the south. I had a long conversation with Mayor Lylia about her position as mayor, and how she might work with the new mayor of Icemule. She was very complementary of all the candidates and very very happy to have a partner up here to work with." You fold your hands. You smile at Kilded. Kilded heartily says, "Mayor Lylia shares some of my views on Dakuhera. She told me that, in her opinion, the Dakuhera is, "Unstable, volatile, temperamental -- yet also powerful and not without the capacity for reason."." Kilded heartily says, "This aligns well with my plan and views about Dakuhera and I'm happy Mayor Lylia feels the same. I look forward to working with her on this and many other important issues when I am elected mayor." Leafiara thoughtfully taps a finger against her lips. Kilded heartily says, "Moving onto ICICLE. As some of you may be aware of the rumors I wanted to address them head on. Yes, I used to be in ICICLE briefly, and yes, I had to remove myself from the committee because I could not dedicate my full time and attention to it." Kilded heartily says, "All I can say to that is that you all know my reputation and love for this town, and for its people. I have cleared my plate of other responsibilities and will be able to dedicate my full time and attention to the Mayor's office and the responsibilities that come along with it." You applaud Kilded. Kilded heartily says, "I look forward much to working with ICICLE and helping to guide and promote its projects and great public works. Some of which have already born fruit within Icemule." Tsiae smiles. You smile at Kilded. Leafiara nods understandingly. Kilded heartily says, "I also want to thank all the other candidates for the fierce campaigning we've been doing and many many conversations we've had. I have really enjoyed speaking with them and hearing their opinions. So much so that I plan on asking them for guidance and advice after the campaign." Kilded nods. A cheer springs up amongst the crowd, and spreads to an enthusiastic round of applause! You applaud. Kilded nods at Tawariell. Leafiara flashes a quick grin at Tawariell. Tawariell inclines her head. Kilded heartily says, "Everyone has something to contribute to the well-being of this town, and all of the candidates care deeply for it." Tsiae nods at Kilded. Kilded just nudged Tawariell. You nod in agreement. Tawariell smiles. Tawariell agrees with Kilded. Kilded heartily says, "Icemule really is a fantastic place to live, hunt and work and I look forward to working with you all to make it even better." You let out a cheer! Leafiara applauds Kilded. You applaud Kilded. Tawariell nods approvingly. Tawariell applauds politely. Tsiae applauds. Hlendril just arrived. Kilded heartily says, "With that, I'd love to take your questions -- and also if you haven't grabbed a campaign sign or sword, please grab one from the backpack." Sabotage just arrived. A loud cheer goes up from the crowd, and a chant of "Kil-Ded" breaks out briefly! Kilded waves an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters around. Kilded nods at Sabotage. Kilded and Sabotage shake hands. You say, "And question and answer time for Kilded is now!!!!'." Tsiae rubs her chin thoughtfully. Speaking shrilly to Kilded, Flimbo asks, "You got all the same stump speech as the everybody else does. What makes you different from all the other qualified candidates?” You listen carefully to Flimbo. You gaze respectfully at Kilded. Speaking heartily to Flimbo, Kilded says, "I would respectfully disagree. My line on Dakuhera is much harder -- you'll notice I don't refer to her as Queen." Flimbo shrilly exclaims, "So the other folks, they don't like her, but you don't like her harder!” Leafiara begins chortling at Flimbo. Tawariell says, "I don't mind her, actually." Tawariell chuckles. You laugh at Flimbo! Kilded peers quizzically at Flimbo. Speaking heartily to Flimbo, Kilded says, "I respect your opinion, however I believe it to be a bit of a false fact. I would love to answer questions on specific issues with you or hear some of your ideas for the town.” Tawariell rocks back on her heels. Speaking shrilly to Kilded, Flimbo exclaims, "I think the penguins should glow in the dark so you can see them at night!" Tsiae giggles. Leafiara raises her eyebrows and gazes quite intently at Flimbo, clearly withholding comment. Leafiara snickers. Hlendril laughs! You ponder the meaning of Flimbo's existence. Kilded nods. Kilded chuckles. Tsiae says, "That'll keep trouble out." Tsiae smirks. Speaking heartily to Flimbo, Kilded says, "Thank you for your input -- i'll be sure to write it down.” Kilded put an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters in his leather scabbard. Kilded fiddles with the selanthan bloodjewel clasp in a rhimar setting on his dark wool longcloak. Kilded removes a twine-bound old sketch book from in his dark wool longcloak. (Kilded scribbles down a note in his sketch book.) Kilded fiddles with the selanthan bloodjewel clasp in a rhimar setting on his dark wool longcloak. A particularly portly halfling bellows from the front row, "What're you gonna do about tart prices?!” Kilded nods. Leafiara starts chortling. Tawariell appears to be trying hard not to grin. You giggle. Kilded smiles and chuckles at the portly halfling Kilded heartily says, "The tart prices are too damn high! If I become mayor I'll look to work with the providers of raw materials -- flour, fruit, sugar and other goods to get better pricing and lower prices for the citizens.” The crowd chuckles, but the portly halfling stands resolute, his hands somewhere around his hip area. You nod approvingly. Leafiara applauds Kilded wildly! Tsiae grins. You giggle. Flimbo scoffs. You applaud Kilded. A group of halfling militiamen begin clapping and stomping their feet in rhythm, and before long the whole crowd is joining in, until the noise becomes thunderous! You grin. Speaking to Kilded, Tsiae asks, "How far are you wanting to take the defenses of this town? As compared to say the organization and fortress-style of Ta'Vaalor?" Leafiara glances between Tsiae and Kilded. Speaking heartily to Tsiae, Kilded says, "I hear you and thank you for your question. I feel like Ta'Vaalor's defenses are a bit strict. Even as an elf I feel unwelcome there.” Leafiara nods knowingly at Kilded. You adopt an agreeable expression. Hlendril agrees with Kilded. Kilded heartily says, "I would strike a balance -- we need to get the barbican functional, we need archers at the gates." Kilded heartily says, "We don't need people to show papers and be thrown in jail for trivial reasons.” Speaking to Kilded, Hlendril asks, "No proffesional standing armies??” Kilded smiles and stomps his feet along with the militiamen. Hlendril appears to be trying hard not to grin. A halfling militia member pokes his head through the bars on one of the tower windows and hollers out, "Kilded for Mayor!" before ducking back out of sight. Speaking heartily to Hlendril, Kilded says, "We have the Northern Fury, our militia, and some great halfling militiamen here in the barbican. We need to train archers and work with them.” Hlendril lets out a cheer! Tsiae says, "That's one thing I like about Ta'Vaalor is the ability for young folk to help fire arrows in complete safety and still help the cause." Tsiae smiles. You gaze heavenward. Kilded smiles and waves up to the tower. You nod at Tsiae. Speaking to Kilded, Hlendril says, "Ahh, that`ll be good enough. From what I see, the northern city is heavily fortified.” Kilded nods in agreement at Tsiae. Hlendril quips, "Could use some Pylons though." Hlendril blinks. Kilded heartily says, "I am a warrior -- and a very organized one at that. Planning attacks, and defending myself are things I excel at.” Hlendril grins at Kilded. Tsiae nods. Hlendril nods enthusiastically! Leafiara flashes a quick grin at Kilded. Kilded heartily says, "I think a lot of that skill translates into protecting this town." You adopt an agreeable expression. You applaud Kilded. Hlendril applauds. Speaking excitedly to Kilded, Leafiara agrees, "Oh, best believe that." Leafiara nods firmly. Leafiara glances upward and whistles quietly, an innocent look on her face. A timid-looking clerk calls out, "What will you do about the demons?" Tsiae blinks. The crowd buzzes at the question, and the clerk blushes furiously and shuffles backwards. Kilded heartily says, "As a member of the Order of Voln, I am well versed in dealing demons and other manner of undead. We have ways of dealing with undead -- special magic -- that I can organize some other members to assist with in our militia." Kilded heartily says, "I'd also hope to recruit some of you to help out in this.” The crowd cheers wildly at this response, and the militiamen begin stomping once more, the rhythm shaking the ground. Kilded heartily says, "ICICLE has set forth a plan of engagement of demons which I would encourage employing as well." (Kilded writes something down in his book.) Tsiae says, "I have a long way to go before I can help out with those things." Hlendril smiles. Tsiae says, "But good to hear that there is much planning ahead." Tsiae smiles. Enestrie smiles and waves at the militia gathered at the tower. Leafiara gives Tsiae a strong, encouraging smile. Kilded heartily asks, "Who else? what other questions can I answer?" Kilded's concentration shifts and becomes more focused as he slightly tilts an ear in a particular direction. Kilded wiggles his ears. You gaze respectfully at Kilded. Flimbo raises his hand. Hlendril raises his hand. Tawariell folds her hands. Kilded points at Hlendril. Kilded heartily says, "Yes go ahead." Tsiae giggles to herself. Hlendril says, "Not to offend but..." Hlendril blushes a nice shade of light pink. Hlendril nervously says, "Lets address the Mammoth in the room..." Hlendril asks, "What about the queen?" Speaking heartily to Hlendril, Kilded says, "Sorry, I think you missed my speech." You nod at Kilded. Hlendril nods. Hlendril says, "I did, sorry." Speaking heartily to Hlendril, Kilded says, "Dakuhera -- I refuse to use her title -- needs to leave." Hlendril says, "Fair point.” Kilded heartily says, "I will cordon her off to Pinefar, and we will deal with her from afar." Kilded heartily says, "Until she can prove her ability to return." Leafiara looks thoughtfully at Kilded. You nod approvingly. Kilded heartily says, "And be respectful to this town, and all the other towns." A massive midnight black panther emits a surprisingly deep growl! Kilded heartily says, "Recently one of her henchment committed an atrocious act in the Landing." Leafiara nods. Kilded heartily says, "One I will not condone or tolerate." Tsiae frowns. Speaking to Kilded, Leafiara acknowledges, "It was pretty terrible." The crowd cheers loudly, screaming their approval! Leafiara clenches her jaw. Speaking heartily to Hlendril, Kilded says, "I think the town can help be more aware. We have a pretty safe town already and peoplle in Town Center are very respectful.” Kilded heartily says, "I wouldn't recommend licking the statue though." Tsiae adopts an agreeable expression. Kilded winces. Leafiara grins mischievously at Kilded. Tsiae chuckles. You grin. Hlendril nods at Kilded. You applaud. Hlendril applauds. Kilded nods at Leafiara. Tsiae says, "But definitely encourage others to do so." Tsiae winks. The crowd bursts into laughter, and it's followed by a healthy round of applause. Leafiara sheepishly admits, "I've fallen for it too." Speaking heartily to Leafiara, Kilded says, "It was awful." Leafiara nods once. Hlendril recites: "Kilded for mayor!” Tsiae lets out a cheer! Kilded heartily says, "I do it once in a while. Keeps the blood pumping." Leafiara flashes a wide grin at Kilded. You let out a cheer! Leafiara nods approvingly. Kilded flexes his muscles. Tsiae is admiring Kilded. Tsiae hums happily to herself. Kilded heartily asks, "Who else? Flimbo did you have a question?" Sabotage frowns at Hlendril. Flimbo nods at Kilded. Kilded peers quizzically at Flimbo. Speaking shrilly to Kilded, Flimbo asks, "In your big stump speech, you said you left the ICICLE because you didn't have the time to commit to it. In the same breath, you said you can commit to dealing with an even more bigly position to deal with ICICLE from the mayor's chair. If we vote for you, how do we know you're not gonna not even maybe have enough time to commit?" You say, "We thank both of our candidates, Sabotage and Tawariell for coming to our rally.” Speaking heartily to Flimbo, Kilded says, "As I also said in my speech -- I have cleared my slate of other responsibilities to solely focus on this position when I'm elected." Flimbo squints. Flimbo nods. Sabotage asks, "Are we headed to beat each other up?” The crowd applauds loudly, the ovation punctuated by a loud, shrill whistle of approval. Kilded heartily says, "We have just a few minutes left.” Tsiae removes an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'Vote for Kilded!' in golden letters from in a heavy backpack. Hlendril removes an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'Kilded for Mayor!' in golden letters from in a heavy backpack. Hlendril raises his wooden sword in triumph! Kilded heartily asks, "Could I answer any more questions? Do the other candidates have any questions for me?” Tawariell ponders. The halfling militiamen cheer and stomp loudly, and the crowd quickly picks up the rhythm, until the combined noise rolls across the area in a raucous ovation! Kilded heartily says, "No questions from the candiates? Well I will close with this: I think Icemule is fantastic, and we make it fantastic." Kilded heartily says, "Thank you all again for coming." You let out a cheer! Leafiara nods in agreement at Kilded. Tawariell applauds politely. You applaud Kilded. Leafiara applauds. Hlendril agrees with Kilded. Tsiae applauds Kilded. The sound of a band launching into a rollicking tune splits the air around you! The crowd begins to break up, singing along to the tune, and clustering into small groups of conversation as they start to depart. |
Kilded's Just Desserts Performance |
06/12/18 transcript recorded by Dirvy Britbane.
Kilded clearly says, "Your Majesty, I would like to offer you a gift. This gift is a short skit depicting circumstances and life s beautiful as well as ugly sides. The moral of this skit this eve is one I think will bring you hope and a measure of revelation. That is my hope at least." (Kilded turns sharply and nods at his assistant.) Kilded lies down. (Kilded curls up on the ground in a tightly knit ball.) Daukhera makes a weird face, but listens. (Kilded listens as his assistant says, "A child comes forth from dark power.") Kilded moves to a kneeling position. (Kilded listens as his assisant recites, "A child becomes aware of the world around her and takes delight in the vast beauty of her home.") (Kilded rises and skips around in a happy little circle plucking a winter rose here and there, playing with the forest animals, calling them my friends.) (Kilded listens as his assisant recites, "A child comes to know pain.") (Kilded winces in pain as his assistant reaches forward and draws a thin line of essence from his soul.) (Kilded watches as his assistant continues to pull the essence as he turns paler and paler, a blue tinge creeping across his skin.) Kilded screams! Kilded lies down. (Kilded becomes very still, as is frozen in a large block of ice, and then goes limp to the ground thawing quickly.) (Kilded cries out in pain.) A pained expression crosses Daukhera's face. Kilded fearfully exclaims, "What are you doing? This hurts!" Daukhera squeakily exclaims, "Ohhh, the pain!" Kilded moves to a kneeling position. (Kilded kneels again, rocking and hugging himself.) Kilded sways side to side on his knees. (Kilded listens as his assisant says, "I must do this! You must accept this! It will only take a little more! Hush! You must be strong! It is who you are!") Daukhera hugs her crosier close. Kilded stands up. (Kilded watches as suddenly the air grows thick and a force of militia surround him and his assistant. His assistant is killed immediately and he is covered in chains and thrown in a dark deep cavernous space.) (Kilded ages. He cries out from time to time.) Kilded fearfully exclaims, "Is anyone there? Let me out!" (Kilded is released from bondage suddenly in a blinding flash.) (Kilded remembers the pain and lashes out. He remembers his friends and looks for more. His soul what is left of it is marred and weak. He tries to find warmth. He tries to find love. All is lost.) (Kilded watches as a kind soul appears. She takes him by the hand. She says: You cannot cause pain and expect to find love in the same breath. Come with me. The soul and Kilded travel to a wooded forest. Here the soul tells Kilded: You must heal. You must find beauty. You must find love. Only then can you work with others to rise above your pain and lead the way to greatness.) Kilded lies down. (Kilded cries at the thought of being alone again. Suddenly, a small penguin appears and keeps Kilded company for a few days.) Kilded sobs. (Kilded awakens and finds a tiny bejeweled heart and a tasty tart where the penguin once lay with him. A brief smile crosses his face as he feels for the first time true love.) Kilded fiddles with the selanthan bloodjewel clasp in a rhimar setting on his dark wool longcloak. Kilded removes a kumys-glazed snowberry tart from in his dark wool longcloak. Kilded removes a heart of blue onyx from in his dark wool longcloak. Kilded stands up. Kilded stares at his blue onyx. Kilded stares at a kumys-glazed snowberry tart on a vine-carved cherrywood cart. Kilded stares at his snowberry tart. Kilded sighs. Kilded offers Daukhera a kumys-glazed snowberry tart. Daukhera accepts Kilded's snowberry tart. Kilded offers Daukhera a heart of blue onyx. Daukhera put a wildly deformed greyish-black illthorn crosier capped with a living eye caged in electrum in her rapture cloak. Daukhera accepts Kilded's blue onyx. Kilded bows to Daukhera. Kilded heartily says, "Thank you." Daukhera squeakily exclaims, "How precious!" Kilded sits down. Kilded bows. Daukhera examines an empty spot in her crown for the onyx heart. Daukhera takes a bite of her snowberry tart. Daukhera takes a bite of her snowberry tart. Daukhera squeakily exclaims, "Cinnamon... yuck!" Daukhera takes a bite of her snowberry tart. Daukhera takes a bite of her snowberry tart. |
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06/14/18 transcript recorded by Jastalyn.
[White Haven, Ice Pond] Sparkling off the drifts of snow, starlight refracts against the crystal tower standing tall in the nearby courtyard. A fine layer of ice traps delicate vines in their slow crawl up the bordering stone wall, creating a latticework of frozen patterns. Along the eastern edge of the stone wall, some crystalline ice sculptures can be spied amidst the foliage. Jutting out into an ice-covered pond is a wooden dock, a sign tied to one post reading "Swim at Your Own Risk!". You also see a jubilant luck spirit that is flying around, a tidal bobcat, the Tawariell disk, an erratic celestial spirit that is flying around, the Diablic disk, a majestic king cheetah that is sitting, a blue-eyed calico cat that is sitting, a vine-carved cherrywood cart with some stuff on it, a small fire, a glass door, an icy blue steel fishing chest and a rhimar-bound telescope. Also here: Arbiter Jastalyn, Katiesa, Percy, Great Lord Jalodg, Liaison Tawariell, Master Neovik, Lord Diablic who is sitting, Selaesia, Conquerer of Reim Nodyre, Olgretien, Page of Honor Eilinora, Kilded Obvious paths: east, out You see Kilded Crastan the Roisterer. He appears to be a Sylvankind. He is tall. He appears to be very young. He has beautifully ice white-outlined twitching grey eyes and pasty white skin. He has long, straight white hair divided into several elegantly twisted sections and adorned with some delicate lacy frost opal snowflakes. He has an angular face, a pointed nose and a broad chest. He has a frosted arctic white gloss brushed onto his perfectly manicured fingernails. He has a slender gold spike in his left nostril, a coiled black dragon tattoo on his neck, a tattooed symbol of V'Tull on his wrist, and a thin silver rod in the upper ridge of his right ear. He is in good shape. He is holding an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters in his right hand. He is wearing a back pendant of pearl-tipped crystalline snowflakes, a floor-length brilliant white polar bear fur greatcloak clasped with an icy blue diamond, a gold filigree snowflake hung from a pale silk ribbon, a silvery blue icicle-draped gown, a snowy polar bear fur handwarmer lined in smooth plum silk, a blood-hued black leather scabbard inlaid with selanthan bloodjewels, some thigh-high stockings of white silk netting, and some frosty white ice skates with silver blades. Kilded seriously exclaims, "This .... is the dance of a warrior!" Neovik ducks his head. Neovik sits up. Eilinora examines Kilded closely, sizing him up and taking note of all the details. Kilded removes an ice white kohl stick from in his polar bear fur greatcloak. Kilded opens the white kohl stick and skillfully draws a thin ice white line across his eyelids, accenting his eyelashes making them appear more sultry. Kilded put an ice white kohl stick in his polar bear fur greatcloak. Eilinora appears to be struggling to keep a straight face. Kilded removes a frosted white glass bottle from in his polar bear fur greatcloak. Eilinora applauds. Tawariell gazes in amusement at Kilded. Kilded dips the brush of his white glass bottle into the gloss within and precisely applies it to his fingernails with a sweeping finish. Kilded put a frosted white glass bottle in his polar bear fur greatcloak. Kilded nods once. Selaesia grins. Kilded quietly says, "A snow warrior." Neovik laughs softly, trying to hide his amusement. You hear very soft footsteps. In one blurring motion, Kilded snatches an icy blue wooden sword from his scabbard, brandishing it for all to see. Percy turns to Kilded and cheers! Kilded raises his blue wooden sword in triumph! Kilded stares at his blue wooden sword. Kilded grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head three times, but while attempting another flip, Kilded flails about in the air and lands awkwardly. Kilded grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head four times, and lands gracefully on both feet, brandishing his sword with flair! Speaking to Tawariell, Neovik says, "And I thought you were going to win this round." >_menu #-10781675 3 Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. Neovik snickers to himself. >look #-10781675 Tawariell grins at Neovik. Jalodg takes a drink from his lime-infused water. Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. Kilded leaps into the air and lands on one foot, gliding along the ice. Speaking to Neovik, Tawariell says, "See? Told you." (Kilded then faces the audience and begins the step clap, as he works his feet he claps and motions the audience to join in.) You hear very soft footsteps. Eilinora says, "Wow." Kilded strides a few steps forward. (Kilded claps once.) Kilded strides a few steps forward. (Kilded claps once.) Kilded strides a few steps forward. (Kilded claps once.) Eilinora claps. Percy applauds. (Kilded stops suddenly, a serious look across his face.) Eilinora claps. Nodyre deeply says, "What a lovely gown he's wearing." Kilded removes an icy snowflake-filled jar from in his polar bear fur greatcloak. Percy applauds. Speaking to herself, Katiesa murmurs, "In a gown, even." Kilded waves an icy snowflake-filled jar around. Eilinora claps. Kilded waves an icy snowflake-filled jar around. Percy applauds. Nodyre nods at Katiesa. Kilded put an icy snowflake-filled jar in his polar bear fur greatcloak. The single-winged samara hanging from Katiesa's neck glows silvery blue. The pudgy snowcat kitten licks his right paw, seemingly oblivious to the world around him. Neovik laughs softly, trying to hide his amusement. Kilded shakes out his polar bear fur greatcloak, sending loose snowflakes and flecks of ice flying from its thick fur. Kilded shakes out his polar bear fur greatcloak, sending loose snowflakes and flecks of ice flying from its thick fur. Jalodg takes a drink from his lime-infused water. Kilded throws his head back and howls! Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. There is some movement within Neovik's beard. A tiny armored frost dragon appears and starts hurling tiny bits of garbage out of Neovik's beard! Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. Eilinora smiles. Eilinora applauds. The light blue glow leaves Olgretien. Nodyre applauds. Kilded stands an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters on his nose and begins to balance it skillfully. [TownCrier]-GSIV:Newsby: "[CAPPED] Congratulations to Qiana for reaching level 100 this Monday evening! Her reward? Fireballs from the sky!" Kilded stops balancing his blue wooden sword on his nose. Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. Jalodg carefully inspects his strength pin. Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. Kilded raises his fist defiantly. Kilded raises his fist defiantly. Percy turns to Kilded and cheers! Kilded rubs the thick fur of his greatcloak vigorously, releasing a small flurry of snowflakes. Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. Eilinora applauds. Kilded removes a perfect blood red-hafted maul inset with selanthan bloodjewels from in his leather scabbard. Kilded gathers up an icy blue wooden sword and a perfect blood red maul in his hands. One by one, he tosses them in the air where they flip end over end until all of the weapons are airborne. Kilded catches each one as they fall and sends them back in the air, creating a dazzling aerobatic display. A sloe-eyed nighthawk flexes its talons on Katiesa's shoulder, ruffling its feathers as it scans the area alertly. Kilded stops juggling, carefully catching each weapon as it falls. Kilded returns the weapons to where he found them. Kilded put an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters in his leather scabbard. Kilded put a perfect blood red-hafted maul inset with selanthan bloodjewels in his leather scabbard. Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. Kilded leaps into the air and lands on one foot, gliding along the ice. Neovik grins. Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. Jalodg's jaw drops. In one blurring motion, Kilded snatches an icy blue wooden sword from his scabbard, brandishing it for all to see. Kilded winks at Olgretien. Kilded swings his blue wooden sword just inches above Olgretien's vultite greathelm! Deep blue motes swirl away from Olgretien and fade. The deep blue glow leaves Olgretien. Kilded cackles! Kilded waves an icy blue wooden sword painted with 'A sword to protect your head! Vote Kilded!' in golden letters around. Eilinora gasps. (Kilded claps once.) Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. Eilinora glances at Olgretien. (Kilded claps once.) Katiesa takes a few graceful steps backward. Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. Eilinora claps. Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. Percy applauds. Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. Percy applauds. Kilded tosses his blue wooden sword in the air, sending it into a spiraling blur. At the perfect moment, he snatches it competently by the handle. [TheCave]-You: "gotta give credit for the gown" Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. Eilinora's jaw drops. (Kilded spins in a perfect pirouette.) Neovik folds his arms, grasping his shoulders. Nodyre applauds. Eilinora's jaw drops. Kilded grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head four times, and lands gracefully on both feet, brandishing his sword with flair! Eilinora applauds. (Kilded scrapes his blade against the ice as he turns and pirouettes.) Kilded grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head four times, and lands gracefully on both feet, brandishing his sword with flair! Nodyre deeply exclaims, "Wow!" Eilinora inclines her ear, listening intently. Kilded spins his blue wooden sword over his head, leaps into the air and tucks his legs beneath him as he swings the sword where his legs were just an instant ago. Kilded skates gracefully around the pond. Kilded skips lightly across the ice, flashing his blades, while executing an intricate series of steps. Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. (Kilded indicates the Ice pond with a flourish. A faint design is etched onto the ice. As you stare, you realize it is an etching of a penguin!!!!) Kilded slashes his sword through the air, his weapon becoming such a blur that you momentarily see the initials K.C. flash before your eyes. Eilinora beams! Eilinora applauds. Kilded holds his arms out at the side as if he were flying over the ice! Kilded does an easy spin on two feet, turning around twice. Percy claps his hands rhythmically. A low chirping sound comes from within a gem-studded vaalin cricket box. Kilded grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head four times, and lands gracefully on both feet, brandishing his sword with flair! Jalodg blinks. Kilded places his blue wooden sword on his foot, then straightens. With a deft kick, he sends the sword into the air, causing it to arch nicely and land in his leather scabbard! A tidal bobcat twitches her whiskers. (Kilded bows deeply.) * The soft susurrus of lazy ocean waves builds as Ktovashy appears by your side. Eilinora lets out a cheer! Percy turns to Kilded and cheers! Eilinora applauds wildly! Percy applauds Kilded. Neovik applauds. Jalodg gasps. The calico cat gazes at Kilded. Nodyre applauds Kilded. Selaesia applauds Kilded. Kilded stumbles and goes flying across the ice on his belly! Jastalyn applauds. You hear a flawless imitation of the hoot of a barred owl come from Jalodg! >app You hear a flawless imitation of the hoot of a great horned owl come from Jalodg! You hear a flawless imitation of the hoot of a barn owl come from Jalodg! Appraise what? Katiesa nods appreciatively at Kilded. A lone frog croaks raucously. Jastalyn grins. Speaking deeply to Kilded, Nodyre exclaims, "Amazing performance!" Selaesia nods approvingly at Kilded. (Kilded pants heavily.) Diablic turns to Kilded and cheers! Jalodg giggles at Kilded. Kilded sits up. Neovik applauds Kilded. Jalodg glances at Kilded, teeth chattering and rubbing his hands together for warmth. Nodyre removes a wide cloth banner from in his flowing twill cape. Eilinora applauds. >appl You applaud. Nodyre raises his cloth banner up in the air, proudly supporting his candidate of choice, Kilded. Olgretien applauds Kilded. Jastalyn grins. Kilded snickers. Nodyre raises his cloth banner up in the air, proudly supporting his candidate of choice, Kilded. Percy exclaims, "Now do it with a runestaff!" Tawariell applauds Kilded. Nodyre raises his cloth banner up in the air, proudly supporting his candidate of choice, Kilded. Kilded hoots. Kilded hoots. Nodyre put a wide cloth banner in his twill backpack. Eilinora exclaims, "Thank you, Kilded!" Percy blushes a glowing shade of red.
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Neovik the Guardian of Icemule Trace"As the potential Mayor of Icemule Trace, the success and protection of the people of this town are my highest priority. One of many steps in making Icemule a safe place is to work on establishing a formalized alliance with our neighbors for mutual military support and aid to strengthen our bonds. We will establish an organized militia like the Landing Militia that will train and work closely with the current organizations that have protected Icemule daily. We must bolster our defenses and secure funding to build weaponry that will stop any invaders in their tracks and make them think twice about picking a fight with us. A safe Icemule will increase trade and lead to the overall success and development into a much stronger Icemule! Our people should no longer have to live in fear for their survival. It’s time things change!"
Sabotage"I would like for the town to become a true gambler's paradise. I want card games, roulette, etc. I want spas and fine dining restaurants. I want this to be a freezing cold Albatross. I also think we should get that tome unlocked and give it to me. Other than that I'm sure some glaring weakness will present itself and we'll take care of the Queen in due time."
Liaison Tawariell Andrenae"To the good citizens of Icemule Trace, Icemule is a small town with big potential. Our sleepy little nook amongst the mountains deserves some progress and that is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor. I am running to bring the creative and collaborative solutions that we need for Icemule. My priorities are to rebuild our defenses, improve the Town and businesses, come to a pragmatic resolution with Queen Daukhera, and work on relations between Icemule and Wehnimer’s. As an Officer of White Haven, I stand for Hope, Service and Wisdom. With the joint effort of the Great House, MHOs and citizens alike we can work together to prosper and thrive. My door will always be open to you. Vote Tawariell Andrenae and help bring warmth back to Icemule."
Competitions
Fists of JusticeOn Lumnea 9, 5118 (June 9, 2018), Icemule mayoral candidates visited the famous Icehouse Tavern in Icemule Trace to test their brawling skills against each other. As Icemulers love to do, they headed to the Icehouse Tavern for "Fists of Justice" to settle who is right and who is wrong. The competitors were eliminated in rounds after collapsing in a heap! Neovik was left standing at the end, claiming his victory and being named Icehouse Champion. The results were: 1: Neovik (5 votes) 2: Tawariell (3 votes) 3: Sabotage (1 vote) 4: Joskin 5: Kilded Just DessertsThe next contest is called "Just Desserts" and that could be a bit of a misnomer. This is game of creativity and strategy as it is a judged contest. The objective is to prepare a "gift" for Queen Daukhera that fits into the theme of "Just Desserts." The use of the terms "gift" and "Just Desserts" loosely. The candidates' "gifts" do not have to be a physical object; it could be an interpretive dance or a scavenger hunt or a quest for the Queen to complete. "Just Desserts" does not require that the candidates to bring food. They need to use their imagination and the various ways "Just Desserts" can be interpreted! They need to use what they know about her to lead her on if they need to! Members of ICICLE will be asked to judge this contest. Candidates can earn a maximum of 15 points: 5 for originality, 5 for presentation, and 5 for relevance to the theme. Candidates ARE allowed to ask their friends or campaign managers for help on this task. They ARE allowed to use other people for props if required. They ARE allowed to ACT your "gift" doing something like blowing up in the Queen's face... but they may not ACT that she dies. It is rumored that the Queen will make multiple appearances this week. Her first appearance might be around 10pm elven on Tilamaires (10pm on Tuesday). Dirvy, Laralana, and Enestrie of ICICLE served as guest judges for this competition. The results were: 1: Joskin - with a combined vote of 13 (5 votes) 2: Tawariell - with a combined vote of 11 (3 votes) 3: Kilded - with a combined vote of 11 (1 vote) 4: Neovik - with a combined vote of 10 5: Sabotage - with a combined vote of 7 Icy EleganceIgerone recites: "Candidates, if you're still around, I'll briefly explain the next contest and we will schedule it ASAP. It is called Icy Elegance. This time, you'll be judged by White Haven, Fenog's Regulars, and the Northern Fury. You'll prepare an ice skating routine!" Igerone recites: "You'll be judged on your costume, your execution, and again, THE THEME. "Icy Elegance."" Igerone recites: "Tonight the judges discussed at various points that the candidates did not do much to incorporate the theme into their gift. Remember that for the next contest!" OOC: Our next contest, "Icy Elegance," will be held at White Haven, Ice Pond on two days due to otherworldly scheduling conflicts. It is an ice skating contest! Players will have 5 minutes to use all the SOLO skating verbs available to them on an ice skating pond (https://gswiki.play.net/Ice_skating) plus SMILE and ACT. Players are also encouraged to make it a routine by singing, reciting, yelling, or whatever else might fit! Members of White Haven, Northern Fury, and Fenog's Regulars will judge this competition based on costume (5 points), execution (5 points) and theme (5 points). The theme is important to address! If you're wearing a summery gown while competing in "Icy Elegance," well... you might get docked in the theme category! Contestants who go over the 5 minute time limit will lose 1 point. As before, first place earns 5 votes, second 3, third 1. Be sure to get a pair of ice skates!
[Secret]Igerone recites: "I know you're all wondering about the fourth contest as well... I'll drop a clue. It involves a bag and a thing and a person!" Voting
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