Rumor Woods/2021 custom swears

Summit Academy custom swear options.

Order by number in the Groundskeeper's Cottage to receive this service.

#1
*You unleash a seemingly endless and vitriolic tirade, ceasing only once out of breath.
*Person unleashes a seemingly endless and vitriolic tirade, ceasing only once out of breath.

#2
*You bellow a belligerent denouncement based more on volume than logic.
*Person bellows a belligerent denouncement based more on volume than logic.

#3
*You catalog a series of mounting and increasingly improbable grievances.
*Person catalogs a series of mounting and increasingly improbable grievances.

#4
*You choke out an anguished condemnation while biting back tears.
*Person chokes out an anguished condemnation while biting back tears.

#5
*You hurl a spat of unintelligibly garbled deprecations.
*Person hurls a spat of unintelligibly garbled deprecations.

#6
*You deliver a polished string of subtly insinuating insults.
*Person delivers a polished string of subtly insinuating insults.

#7
*You gesture in a coarse and crudely vile manner.
*Person gestures in a coarse and crudely vile manner.

#8
*You stamp both feet in a show of childish temper.
*Person stamps both feet in a show of childish temper.

#9
*You gesture wildly in a fit of unleashed anger.
*Person gestures wildly in a fit of unleashed anger.

#10
*You sneer haughtily with a supercilious smirk.
*Person sneers haughtily with a supercilious smirk.

#11
*You curse in the mild mannered tones of one unaccustomed to swearing.
*Person curses in the mild mannered tones of one unaccustomed to swearing.

#12
*You turn away with unconcealed disgust.
*Person turns away with unconcealed disgust.

#13
*You curse in quietly muted tones, the clipped phrases ringing with both disappointment and disapproval.
*Person curses in quietly muted tones, the clipped phrases ringing with both disappointment and disapproval.

#14
*You hiccup out a slurred mumbling too garbled to deliver any real sting.
*Person hiccups out a slurred mumbling too garbled to deliver any real sting.

#15
*You grimace with a rueful and self-deprecating sigh.
*Person grimaces with a rueful and self-deprecating sigh.

#16
*You dash wildly at streaming tears, demanding to know why the injustices never cease!
*Person dashes wildly at streaming tears, demanding to know why the injustices never cease!

#17
*You temper what would have been a stinging retort with a teasing wink.
*Person tempers what would have been a stinging retort with a teasing wink.

#18
*You lambaste the area with loud denouncements and demands for redress.
*Person lambastes the area with loud denouncements and demands for redress.

#19
*You mutter about the cruel and fickle nature of fate.
*Person mutters about the cruel and fickle nature of fate.

#20
*You sigh with the heaviness of defeat.
*Person sighs with the heaviness of defeat.

#21
*You curse with a string of inventively insulting phrases, dramatizing the effect with darting eyes and flamboyant gestures.
*Person curses with a string of inventively insulting phrases, dramatizing the effect with darting eyes and flamboyant gestures.

#22
*You string together a series of angrily issued commands that would be injurious, if not impossible, for anyone to actually attempt.
*Person strings together a series of angrily issued commands that would be injurious, if not impossible, for anyone to actually attempt.

#23
*You offer a carefully and politely worded suggestion that is anything but.
*Person offers a carefully and politely worded suggestion that is anything but.

#24
*You turn away with a dismissive sniff.
*Person turns away with a dismissive sniff.

#25
*You breathe deeply in a futile attempt at self-control.
*Person breathes deeply in a futile attempt at self-control.

#26
*You curse quietly and methodically with no obvious signs of anger.
*Person curses quietly and methodically with no obvious signs of anger.

#27
*You drawl an amusingly stinging insult in a dry and slightly bored tone of voice.
*Person drawls an amusingly stinging insult in a dry and slightly bored tone of voice.

#28
*You elucidate the utter ridiculousness of the situation with a smug tone of reproof.
*Person elucidates the utter ridiculousness of the situation with a smug tone of reproof.

#29
*You expound with excessive and prolific use of very long words on the evil lurking in the hearts of those who would dare wear toe-covering shoes.
*Person expounds with excessive and prolific use of very long words on the evil lurking in the hearts of those who would dare wear toe-covering shoes.

#30
*You slouch sullenly while muttering in a desultorily fashion.
*Person slouches sullenly while muttering in a desultorily fashion.

#31
*You grouse irritably on the subject of today's misguided youths.
*Person grouses irritably on the subject of today's misguided youths.

#32
*You shout loudly and angrily while squeezing out a few tears to punctuate each frustrated outburst.
*Person shouts loudly and angrily while squeezing out a few tears to punctuate each frustrated outburst.

#33
*You manage to issue a statement simultaneously as complimentary as it is deprecating in a single breath.
*Person manages to issue a statement simultaneously as complimentary as it is deprecating in a single breath.

#34
*You stomp furiously while delivering a tempestuous barrage of expletives, ending with a single, deliberate nod.
*Person stomps furiously while delivering a tempestuous barrage of expletives, ending with a single, deliberate nod.

#35
*You squeak a plethora of phrases, clearly intended as a method of intimidation.
*Person squeaks a plethora of phrases, clearly intended as a method of intimidation.

#36
*You howl in a fit of rage while anxiously pacing back and forth.
*Person howls in a fit of rage while anxiously pacing back and forth.

#37
*You whine incessantly in an obnoxious, nasal tone.
*Person whines incessantly in an obnoxious, nasal tone.

#38
*You spew spittle with each accentuated delivery of peckish expletives.
*Person spews spittle with each accentuated delivery of peckish expletives.

#39
*You guffaw, "Great galloping Gosaena!"
*Person guffaws, "Great galloping Gosaena!"

#40
*You scowl indignantly with clenched fists.
*Person scowls indignantly with clenched fists.

#41
*You belt out, "You are worse than the boils on the backside of an orc!"
*Person belts out, "You are worse than the boils on the backside of an orc!"

#42
*You belt out, "You are slimier than the ooze on a magru's skin!"
*Person belts out, "You are slimier than the ooze on a magru's skin!"

#43
*You belt out, "I'll stuff and saute you like a crab cake!"
*Person belts out, "I'll stuff and saute you like a crab cake!"

#44
*You belt out, "Why, you little silver pinching mongrel! Choke on your ill-gotten gains!"
*Person belts out, "Why, you little silver pinching mongrel! Choke on your ill-gotten gains!"

#45
*You belt out, "I'll split you like a rolton going on the fire for the evening meal!"
*Person belts out, "I'll split you like a rolton going on the fire for the evening meal!"

#46
*You weave together a string of insults that leaves no one's mother unmentioned.
*Person weaves together a string of insults that leaves no one's mother unmentioned.

#47
*You grunt an angry threat at enemies seen and unseen.
*Person grunts an angry threat at enemies seen and unseen.

#48
*You struggle to summon sufficiently vicious words, but winds up spitting in frustration.
*Person struggles to summon sufficiently vicious words, but winds up spitting in frustration.

#49
*You summon a bilious, swilling curse that is more spat than spoken.
*Person summons a bilious, swilling curse that is more spat than spoken.

#50
*You conjure an insult to the gods almost potent enough to invoke their wrath.
*Person conjures an insult to the gods almost potent enough to invoke their wrath.

#51
*You blaspheme the gods with righteous anger!
*Person blasphemes the gods with righteous anger!

#52
*You unleash a cascade of rather lovely-sounding yet unmistakably vicious insults.
*Person unleashes a cascade of rather lovely-sounding yet unmistakably vicious insults.

#53
*You turn away with a barely audible promise of revenge.
*Person turns away with a barely audible promise of revenge.

#54
*You let loose an angry tirade involving a horse, the Church of Koar, and a chamber pot.
*Person lets loose an angry tirade involving a horse, the Church of Koar, and a chamber pot.

#55
*You promise this latest indignity will be the last!
*Person promises this latest indignity will be the last!