Ice Razor Festival

Event Information

The Ice Razor is a Platinum exclusive merchant event located in Icemule Trace taking place May 21-28, 2021.

Steam and Sundries

a squat bronze door, Lich# 27637, go bronze door

[Steam and Sundries]
Diffuse light filters into this cramped space from a grimy glass-paned lantern hanging precariously from the low ceiling, illuminating a thin bronze wire mannequin and a squat copper wire mannequin that dominate the room. The floor and walls are otherwise bare and nondescript, though the air is slightly humid and moist. A round bronze hatch leads to a backroom.
Obvious exits: out

prominent bronze-framed sign

Welcome to Steam and Sundries
The mechanical goggles are special, and I will be able to unlock their potential further.
The duster/coat and boots are steam-powered, and I can unlock their potential, as well.
The hat and spectacles are some old gizmos I unearthed that do some fun things when you TURN to wind them and then PUSH the button on them.
Enjoy!
~ Management

On the squat copper wire mannequin you see: some rugged leather boots adorned with a line of brass gears, a pair of supple suede breeches laced with copper wire, a thick leather belt buckled with a chunky brass sprocket, a wide-collared cream linen shirt, a fitted tweed waistcoat pinned with a loop of copper chain, a mantled dark leather duster with split brass-riveted tails and a pair of mechanical goggles with clear glass lenses.

some rugged leather boots adorned with a line of brass gears	Weight: <1 pound	foot-worn	analyze Analyze: This item is a part of the "Steampunk Clothing Set". All alterations must mention cogs, gears, or rivets in the primary description, whether long or in the 15/15/15. This item is currently locked it may be unlocked by a talented merchant. The noun of this item must remain the same. The metal of this item is set to: brass. This can be altered by a talented merchant.	50,000
a pair of supple suede breeches laced with copper wire	Weight: <1 pound	leg-worn		20,000
a thick leather belt buckled with a chunky brass sprocket	Weight: <1 pound	waist-worn (as a belt)		10,000
a wide-collared cream linen shirt	Weight: <1 pound	chest-worn		20,000
a fitted tweed waistcoat pinned with a loop of copper chain	Weight: <1 pound Pocketed: Very small (<2-4) several items of very small size	front-worn functional		35,000
a mantled dark leather duster with split brass-riveted tails	Weight: 8 pounds Pocketed: Significant (100-119)	cloak-worn functional	analyze Analyze: This item is a part of the "Steampunk Clothing Set". All alterations must mention cogs, gears, or rivets in the primary description, whether long or in the 15/15/15. This item is currently locked it may be unlocked by a talented merchant. This item must have sleeves and must remain a coat/longcoat/jacket/duster. The metal of this item is set to: brass. This can be altered by a talented merchant.	60,000
a pair of mechanical goggles with clear glass lenses	Weight: <1 pound	head-worn	analyze, examine Analyze: -------------------------------------------------------------------- Gnomish Mech Goggles These goggles should NOT be altered with the following exceptions: Only the lens color, button, gears, and buckle can be customized by a merchant. Normal ALTER rules apply. This item can be unlocked by a special merchant. All options must be 15 letters or under. ALTER rules apply. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The lens color is currently set to "clear". This should make sense for glass. The buckle is currently set to "steel". This should be a metal or color. The button is currently set to "red". This should be a metal, color or gemstone. The gears are currently set to "brass". This should be a metal or color. Examine: The mechanical goggles appear to be of curious workmanship, with thick clear glass lenses and tiny brass gears lining the thick leather strap. A tiny red button is visible on one temple and a large steel buckle secures the goggles at the back.	50,000

On the thin bronze wire mannequin you see: a pair of slim riveted leather boots with calf-high cuffs, a ruffled skirt crafted from layers of pale copper-hued silk, a cap-sleeved cream linen blouse, a rigid leather bodice laced up the back with copper wire, a silk-lined coat with linked cogs encircling each sleeve, a pair of steel-framed spectacles and a sleek leather hat pinned with a clockwork copper flower.

a pair of slim riveted leather boots with calf-high cuffs	Weight: <1 pound	foot-worn	analyze Analyze: This item is a part of the "Steampunk Clothing Set". All alterations must mention cogs, gears, or rivets in the primary description, whether long or in the 15/15/15. This item is currently locked it may be unlocked by a talented merchant. The noun of this item must remain the same. The metal of this item is set to: steel. This can be altered by a talented merchant.	50,000
a ruffled skirt crafted from layers of pale copper-hued silk	Weight: <1 pound	leg-worn		20,000
a cap-sleeved cream linen blouse	Weight: <1 pound	chest-worn		20,000
a rigid leather bodice laced up the back with copper wire	Weight: <1 pound	front-worn		20,000
a silk-lined coat with linked cogs encircling each sleeve	Weight: 8 pounds Pocketed: Significant (100-119)	cloak-worn functional	analyze Analyze: This item is a part of the "Steampunk Clothing Set". All alterations must mention cogs, gears, or rivets in the primary description, whether long or in the 15/15/15. This item is currently locked it may be unlocked by a talented merchant. This item must have sleeves and must remain a coat/longcoat/jacket/duster. The metal of this item is set to: steel. This can be altered by a talented merchant.	60,000
a pair of steel-framed spectacles	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze, examine Analyze: You analyze the steel-framed spectacles and sense that the creator has provided the following information: This is a pair of gnome-crafted spectacles with a lens-cleaning mechanism! Most merchants will be able to alter how the base and longer (but not show) description looks, so long as the noun remains a synonym for spectacles. The show description is hard-coded and always present, and any alterations cannot conflict with it. Currently, you can try to TURN and PUSH the spectacles. The item must be worn for the gnomish mechanics to function. Examine: The steel-framed spectacles are expertly crafted of a delicate metal frame surrounding two thin glass lenses. A small metal box sits just above the bridge between the lenses, a tiny door on each side. A small turnkey protrudes from the top of the box, and a small silver button is set within its front.	25,000
a sleek leather hat pinned with a clockwork copper flower	Weight: <1 pound	head-worn	analyze, examine Analyze: You analyze the leather hat and sense that the creator has provided the following information: This is a gnome-crafted hat that houses a mechanical fan! Most merchants will be able to alter how the base and longer (but not show) description looks, so long as the noun remains a type of hat that can logically hide a folded up fan within it. The show description is hard-coded and always present, and any alterations cannot conflict with it. Currently, you can try to TURN and PUSH the hat. The item must be worn for the gnomish mechanics to function. Examine: The leather hat is crafted of sturdy material and is inset with a pair of small doors at the front. A small turnkey protrudes from the top, and a small silver button is set within the side of the hat.	25,000

Sounds and Smells

a narrow iron door, Lich# 27637, go narrow door

[Sounds and Smells]
Whirring and clicking noises punctuate the still air of this cramped room at random intervals, creating an oddly musical but mechanical cacophony. A reinforced oak trunk and an oblong bronze-hinged box are shoved in one corner amidst jumbled piles of metal contraptions, their lids open wide to display their contents. An overpowering mixture of random smells emanate from a scarred wooden hatch set into the back wall.
Obvious exits: out

square brass sign

Welcome to Sounds and Smells!
The various items in the trunk have different smells and can be RUBbed to release the scent into the air.
The pins and gadgets arranged in the box are noise-producing contraptions that can be TAPped.  I am able to unlock the potential of these to allow you to change the sound they produce by TURNing them, as well as fixing any gadgets that may have broken.
Sounds are arranged as follows:
* stein pin - drunken laughter
* silver lightning gadget - booming thunder
* copper corkscrew - whistling wind
* oblong silver pin - pouring rain
* clockwork bird - chirping birds
* gold hand brooch - distant applause
* steel sphere - distant booing
* iron gizmo - whirring

In the reinforced oak trunk you see: a folded parchment placard, a fleece-lined leather flight cap with brass-framed goggles, an intricate belt of interlinked brass and copper cogs, a pair of thick woolen socks, a reinforced canvas supply satchel covered in grease stains, a russet leather rucksack braced with a latticework of brass and an iron-banded oak case carved into the shape of a barrel.

folded parchment placard

Scents for these items are as follows:
* flight cap - ozone
* belt - molten metal
* socks - unwashed feet
* supply satchel - grease
* rucksack - cured hides
* case - whiskey/alcohol

a fleece-lined leather flight cap with brass-framed goggles	Weight: <1 pound	head-worn		20,000
an intricate belt of interlinked brass and copper cogs	Weight: <1 pound	waist-worn (as a belt)		20,000
a pair of thick woolen socks	Weight: <1 pound	layerable		20,000
a reinforced canvas supply satchel covered in grease stains	Weight: 4 pounds Pocketed: Slightly large (40-49)	shoulder/back-worn functional		35,000
a russet leather rucksack braced with a latticework of brass	Weight: 9 pounds Pocketed: Significant (100-119)	back-worn functional		50,000
an iron-banded oak case carved into the shape of a barrel	Weight: 2 pounds Pocketed: Medium (20-39)	belt-worn functional		25,000

In the oblong bronze-hinged box you see: a squat brass stein pin inset with bubble-filled amber glass, a shiny silver wire gadget shaped into a lightning bolt, a twisted copper corkscrew fashioned from linked cogs, an oblong silver pin with a rippled shiny surface, a tiny clockwork bronze bird with outstretched wire wings, a stylized gold hand brooch polished to a dull shine, a mechanical steel sphere colored in bright red hues and a complex iron gizmo fashioned from fused sprockets and cogs.

a squat brass stein pin inset with bubble-filled amber glass	Weight: 2 pounds	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: This item may be altered by a talented merchant, provided it remains mechanical in nature. You can TAP the brass stein pin while wearing it.	7,500
a shiny silver wire gadget shaped into a lightning bolt	Weight: 2 pounds	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: This item may be altered by a talented merchant, provided it remains mechanical in nature. You can TAP the silver wire gadget while wearing it.	7,500
a twisted copper corkscrew fashioned from linked cogs	Weight: 2 pounds	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: This item may be altered by a talented merchant, provided it remains mechanical in nature. You can TAP the copper corkscrew while wearing it.	7,500
an oblong silver pin with a rippled shiny surface	Weight: 2 pounds	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: This item may be altered by a talented merchant, provided it remains mechanical in nature. You can TAP the silver pin while wearing it.	7,500
a tiny clockwork bronze bird with outstretched wire wings	Weight: 2 pounds	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: This item may be altered by a talented merchant, provided it remains mechanical in nature. You can TAP the clockwork bird while wearing it.	7,500
a stylized gold hand brooch polished to a dull shine	Weight: 2 pounds	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: This item may be altered by a talented merchant, provided it remains mechanical in nature. You can TAP the gold hand brooch while wearing it.	7,500
a mechanical steel sphere colored in bright red hues	Weight: 2 pounds	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: This item may be altered by a talented merchant, provided it remains mechanical in nature. You can TAP the steel sphere while wearing it.	7,500
a complex iron gizmo fashioned from fused sprockets and cogs	Weight: 2 pounds	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: This item may be altered by a talented merchant, provided it remains mechanical in nature. Somewhere along the lines, the gears inside of a complex iron gizmo fashioned from fused sprockets and cogs got worn down and broke! Perhaps a merchant can help you out with that -- but only one with the right skills!	7,500

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Bitter Forces

a teak door, Lich# 26367, go teak door

[Bitter Forces, Offenses]
Bordering on austere, this primary room in a suite of converted quarters is elegantly set up and features a large linen tapestry, pinned to the interior hull wall, which hangs above a multi-tiered ironwood rack. The monir flooring is meticulously maintained for maximum cleanliless and transitions to modwir to the north. You also see a teak door.
Obvious exits: north

sturdy modwir sign

Upon the glorious ironwood rack you shall find splendid weapons which have been imbued with either the elements of negative force or cold.  They have also been balanced and refined a bit to cause more damage to your adversaries and hold an enchantment four times that of ordinary steel.  Wield them wisely!

~~The Establishment of Bitter Forces

On the multi-tiered ironwood rack you see: a frost white vultite langsax with a felt-gripped steel hilt, a brass-hilted sheering sword with a jet stone pommel, a hefty haon-hafted spikestar inlaid with blue sapphire, a stout vultite morning star with a black onyx pommel, a hefty vultite pitchfork with a sapphire-encrusted oak haft, a jet black vultite trident with a slender ebonwood haft, an indigo vultite sledgehammer with a hemp-wrapped oak haft, an ebonwood-hafted vultite footman's hammer, a hemp-gripped vultite slasher encrusted with sapphire, a jet-imbedded vultite gauntlet-sword etched with niello, some felt-lined canvas gauntlets imbedded with rhimar shards, some matte black canvas footwraps adorned with glossy onyx, a dense and grainy orase crook inlaid with blue sapphire and a finely sanded faewood scepter etched in matte black.

a frost white vultite langsax with a felt-gripped steel hilt	Weight: 4 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: ice	longsword		300,000
a brass-hilted sheering sword with a jet stone pommel	Weight: 4 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: vacuum	longsword		375,000
a hefty haon-hafted spikestar inlaid with blue sapphire	Weight: 6 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: ice	morning star		350,000
a stout vultite morning star with a black onyx pommel	Weight: 6 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: vacuum	morning star		400,000
a hefty vultite pitchfork with a sapphire-encrusted oak haft	Weight: 10 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: ice	trident		400,000
a jet black vultite trident with a slender ebonwood haft	Weight: 10 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: vacuum	trident		480,000
an indigo vultite sledgehammer with a hemp-wrapped oak haft	Weight: 6 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: ice	maul		400,000
an ebonwood-hafted vultite footman's hammer	Weight: 6 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: vacuum	maul		460,000
a hemp-gripped vultite slasher encrusted with sapphire	Weight: 3 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: ice	katar		275,000
a jet-imbedded vultite gauntlet-sword etched with niello	Weight: 3 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: vacuum	katar		315,000
some felt-lined canvas gauntlets imbedded with rhimar shards	Weight: <1 pound Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: ice	UAC gloves		130,000
some matte black canvas footwraps adorned with glossy onyx	Weight: 2 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: vacuum	UAC boots		300,000
a dense and grainy orase crook inlaid with blue sapphire	Weight: 4 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: ice	runestaff		600,000
a finely sanded faewood scepter etched in matte black	Weight: 4 pounds Enchant: +20 Weighting: lightly damage Flares: vacuum	runestaff		700,000

[Bitter Forces, Defenses]
Natural modwir planks provide solid flooring in this central room and a large unfurled banner which reads, "ARMOR AND SHIELDS", is tacked between two modwir beams of the ship's frame. Beneath the banner rests an oaken armor display adequately spaced and adjacent to a monir shield stand.
Obvious exits: north, south

thick modwir sign

The defensive equipment on the display and stand are all enchanted to four times that of ordinary steel and have been imbued with the elements of either negative force or cold.  May they protect you from your adversaries and bad falls.

On the monir shield stand you see: a navy blue kidney shield with white snowflake-shaped rivets, a stygian knight's shield with a glossy swirl on its boss, an indigo kite shield which tapers to jagged bottom point, a matte black mithglin scutum, a midnight blue mithglin wall shield and a pitch black mithglin mantlet with sturdy ebonwood grips.

a navy blue kidney shield with white snowflake-shaped rivets	Weight: 5 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: ice	small shield		80,000
a stygian knight's shield with a glossy swirl on its boss	Weight: 7 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: vacuum	medium shield		85,000
an indigo kite shield which tapers to jagged bottom point	Weight: 9 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: ice	large shield		75,000
a matte black mithglin scutum	Weight: 9 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: vacuum	large shield		85,000
a midnight blue mithglin wall shield	Weight: 11 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: ice	tower shield		70,000
a pitch black mithglin mantlet with sturdy ebonwood grips	Weight: 11 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: vacuum	tower shield		85,000

On the oaken armor display you see: a dense broadcloth alb embroidered with cerulean icicles, a coal black batiste vestment, a fur-lined cyan leather aketon, a soot black arming coat emblazoned with glossy swirls, a glacial blue jack-of-plate generously lined with fleece, some midnight black lamellar armor, some cerulean mithglin body armor, a matte black jazerant hauberk donning various glossy swirls, some wool-lined field plate etched with a large snowflake and some stygian mithglin plate armor.

a dense broadcloth alb embroidered with cerulean icicles	Weight: 8 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: ice	light leather (AsG 5)		60,000
a coal black batiste vestment	Weight: 8 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: vacuum	light leather (AsG 5)		75,000
a fur-lined cyan leather aketon	Weight: 16 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: ice	ERROR: AsG is 4. (AsG 4)		180,000
a soot black arming coat emblazoned with glossy swirls	Weight: 16 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: vacuum	ERROR: AsG is 4. (AsG 4)		225,000
a glacial blue jack-of-plate generously lined with fleece	Weight: 22 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: ice	ERROR: AsG is 4. (AsG 4)		550,000
some midnight black lamellar armor	Weight: 22 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: vacuum	ERROR: AsG is 4. (AsG 4)		700,000
some cerulean mithglin body armor	Weight: 24 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: ice	chain hauberk (AsG 16)		850,000
a matte black jazerant hauberk donning various glossy swirls	Weight: 24 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: vacuum	chain hauberk (AsG 16)		1,100,000
some wool-lined field plate etched with a large snowflake	Weight: 67 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: ice	full plate (AsG 20)		1,300,000
some stygian mithglin plate armor	Weight: 67 pounds Enchant: +20 Flares: vacuum	full plate (AsG 20)		1,700,000

Thyme to Eat

a painted bulkhead door, Lich# 27367, go bulkhead door

[Thyme to Eat - 27379]
White linen draperies adorn each of the surrounding walls, dampening the ambient noise of the area and brightening the room. Soft candlelight illuminates a chevron-embossed silver dessert tray which rests atop a beveled ash buffet table. An oval bronze sign edged in colorful floral patterns hangs on the wall between the table and a curved oak bar with chipped edges. In stark contrast to the local motif, a painted bulkhead door provides an means to exit.
Obvious exits: none

oval bronze sign


Welcome to the Ice Razor!

Please enjoy these wonderfully magical treats!  Or was that magically wonderful!
Either way, it's Thyme to Eat!

Dusted Peach         ---     Spirit Shield
Apple Cake           ---     Manna
Quail Eggs           ---     Tend Lore

Plump Pastry         ---     Celerity
Fried Cod Cake       ---     Elemental Deflect

Sweet Potato Pie     ---     Colors
Seasoned Quiche      ---     Resist Elements
Wine Steak           ---     Nature's Bounty

Warm Currant Tea     ---     Floating Disk

Dark Coffee          ---     Prismatic Guard

Acorn Meal           ---     Iron Skin
Roasted Beef Cubes   ---     Dragonclaw

Choco-Cherry Ale     ---     Arcane Decoy

On the beveled ash buffet table you see: a handful of spiced quail eggs, a seasoned vegetable quiche, a butter-fried cod cake, a block of acorn meal, a plate of roasted vegetables and beef cubes and a nicely seared steak sauced with a dandelion wine reduction.

a handful of spiced quail eggs	Weight: <1 pound		Tend Lore 8 bites	5,500
a seasoned vegetable quiche	Weight: <1 pound		Resist Elements 8 bites	4,200
a butter-fried cod cake	Weight: <1 pound		Elemental Deflection 8 bites	6,000
a block of acorn meal	Weight: <1 pound		examine, imbed Examine: a seasoned block of acorn meal Imbed: Iron Skin 8 bites	14,000
a plate of roasted vegetables and beef cubes	Weight: <1 pound		Dragonclaw 8 bites	11,250
a nicely seared steak sauced with a dandelion wine reduction	Weight: <1 pound		Nature's Bounty 8 bites	3,600

On the curved oak bar you see: a mug of warm currant tea, a cup of dark coffee and a mug of chocolate cherry ale.

a mug of warm currant tea	Weight: <1 pound		Floating Disk 8 quaffs	8,500
a cup of dark coffee	Weight: <1 pound		Prismatic Guard 8 quaffs	6,000
a mug of chocolate cherry ale	Weight: <1 pound		Arcane Decoy 8 quaffs	3,000

On the chevron-embossed silver dessert tray you see: a piece of spiced apple cake, a marzipan-filled peach, a plump wineberry pastry and a slice of sweet potato pie.

a piece of spiced apple cake	Weight: <1 pound		Manna 8 bites	4,000
a marzipan-filled peach	Weight: <1 pound		Spirit Shield 8 bites	3,500
a plump wineberry pastry	Weight: <1 pound		Celerity 8 bites	5,500
a slice of sweet potato pie	Weight: <1 pound		Natural Colors 6 bites	1,400

Acerbic Artifacts

an invar-edged aperture, Lich# 27367, go invar-edged aperture

[Acerbic Artifacts]
Teak floors and walls polished to a high sheen are accented by lush carpets and wall coverings. An elaborate wrought iron tree crawls across one wall opposite a stylized enclosure, both holding a variety of colorful mechanical parrots. Several of the wall coverings too close to the wares show signs of gnawing, and a curtained gear-shaped opening leads farther into the shop. You also see a invar-edged aperture.
Obvious exits: none

On the wrought iron tree you see: a black and red vulturine parrot with brass cogs, a mechanical black-headed caique with bright feathers, a blue-crowned cog-and-gear conure with dusky green feathers, a radiant rainbow lorikeet with tiny vultite gears and a battered pink and grey cockatoo with a serrated steel beak.

a black and red vulturine parrot with brass cogs	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.	50,000
a mechanical black-headed caique with bright feathers	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.	50,000
a blue-crowned cog-and-gear conure with dusky green feathers	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.	50,000
a radiant rainbow lorikeet with tiny vultite gears	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.	50,000
a battered pink and grey cockatoo with a serrated steel beak	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.	50,000

In the enclosure you see: a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, a cog-and-gear military macaw with iridescent green feathers, an ebon violet-crested macaw with gleaming steel gears, a shocking pink ivory-winged lorry with gold imflass accents and an iridescent viridian budgerigar with steel-tipped claws.

a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.	50,000
a cog-and-gear military macaw with iridescent green feathers	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.	50,000
an ebon violet-crested macaw with gleaming steel gears	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.	50,000
a shocking pink ivory-winged lorry with gold imflass accents	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.	50,000
an iridescent viridian budgerigar with steel-tipped claws	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.	50,000

[Acerbic Artifacts, Opening]
The shop's floors and walls are an artistic mish-mash of exotic woods and metallic gadgets, gears, and widgets fitted together and lacquered in an even, shiny finish. A brass-lined porthole lets in light, and a small pot-bellied iron stove adds heat, creating a cozy atmosphere. A pristine leather-bound chest rests beneath a series of aloeas wood shelves near several plush seating cushions. You also see a curtained gear-shaped opening.
Obvious exits: none

In the leather-bound chest you see: a many-tentacled wyrmwood kraken on mist grey coral wheels, a pistachio wood toy soldier on malachite wheels, a wheeled rosewood pirate brandishing a tiny cutlass, a glaes-winged bloodwood pegasus with golden wheels and a colorfully painted wheeled unicorn with a tiny ivory horn.

a many-tentacled wyrmwood kraken on mist grey coral wheels	Weight: <1 pound			15,000
a pistachio wood toy soldier on malachite wheels	Weight: <1 pound			15,000
a wheeled rosewood pirate brandishing a tiny cutlass	Weight: <1 pound			15,000
a glaes-winged bloodwood pegasus with golden wheels	Weight: <1 pound			15,000
a colorfully painted wheeled unicorn with a tiny ivory horn	Weight: <1 pound			15,000

On the series of aloeas wood shelves you see: a wheeled greenheart dirge veined with gold, a whiskey-hued buckthorn reiver with handcarved wheels, a silver-swirled oleander wood gremlock on tiny ruby wheels, a twisted ebonwood pooka with silver chained wheels and a dark mistwood banaltra on pearlescent wheels.

a wheeled greenheart dirge veined with gold	Weight: <1 pound			15,000
a whiskey-hued buckthorn reiver with handcarved wheels	Weight: <1 pound			15,000
a silver-swirled oleander wood gremlock on tiny ruby wheels	Weight: <1 pound			15,000
a twisted ebonwood pooka with silver chained wheels	Weight: <1 pound			15,000
a dark mistwood banaltra on pearlescent wheels	Weight: <1 pound			15,000