Dwarf Fest armor

Dwarf Fest armor is a non-functional fluff/zest script that first appeared at the Revel of the Anfelt festival in 2003. The armor was sold in the shop Dagnus's Depot, among others. It appears to be a predecessor of Anfelt armor, and has no tiers to unlock.

Analyze

You analyze your <armor> and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.

The creator has also provided the following information:
This armor may be altered, but it should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking as the messaging is for armor of superior craftsmanship.

This script traps WEAR, REMOVE, PULL, DUST and RUB.  There is nothing to unlock.

You might be able to have a talented merchant lighten the <armor> for you.

Verbs

VERB	FIRST	THIRD
WEAR	You don your <armor>, deftly adjusting its fastenings for a sure fit.	XXX dons her <armor>, deftly adjusting its fastenings for a sure fit.
REMOVE	You undo the fastenings of your leather and remove it.	XXX releases the fastenings on her leather and removes it.
DUST	You dust off your <armor>, removing any debris of battle.	XXX dusts off her <armor>, removing any debris of battle.
PULL	You pull at the buckles of your <armor>, adjusting the fit carefully.	<Person> pulls at the buckles of his <armor>, adjusting the fit.
RUB	You rub your <armor>, easily removing any small signs of wear and tear from recent battles.	XXX rubs her <armor>, easily removing any small signs of wear and tear from recent battles.