Rumor Woods/2023 custom swears

Rumor Woods custom swear options.

Order by number in the Groundskeeper's Cottage to receive this service.

#	Swear	Messaging (3P)
#1	TIRADE	Person unleashes a seemingly endless and vitriolic tirade, ceasing only once out of breath.
#2	DENOUNCE	Person bellows a belligerent denouncement based more on volume than logic.
#3	GRIEVANCE	Person catalogs a series of mounting and increasingly improbable grievances.
#4	CONDEMN	Person chokes out an anguished condemnation while biting back tears.
#5	GARBLED	Person hurls a spat of unintelligibly garbled deprecations.
#6	SUBTLE-INSULT	Person delivers a polished string of subtly insinuating insults.
#7	VILE	Person gestures in a coarse and crudely vile manner.
#8	CHILDISH	Person stamps both feet in a show of childish temper.
#9	WILD	Person gestures wildly in a fit of unleashed anger.
#10	SMIRK	Person sneers haughtily with a supercilious smirk.
#11	MANNERED	Person curses in the mild mannered tones of one unaccustomed to swearing.
#12	DISGUST	Person turns away with unconcealed disgust.
#13	CLIPPED	Person curses in quietly muted tones, the clipped phrases ringing with both disappointment and disapproval.
#14	MUMBLED	Person hiccups out a slurred mumbling too garbled to deliver any real sting.
#15	SIGH	Person grimaces with a rueful and self-deprecating sigh.
#16	INJUSTICE	Person dashes wildly at streaming tears, demanding to know why the injustices never cease!
#17	RETORT	Person tempers what would have been a stinging retort with a teasing wink.
#18	DEMAND	Person lambastes the area with loud denouncements and demands for redress.
#19	FATE	Person mutters about the cruel and fickle nature of fate.
#20	DEFEAT	Person sighs with the heaviness of defeat.
#21	FLAMBOYANT	Person curses with a string of inventively insulting phrases, dramatizing the effect with darting eyes and flamboyant gestures.
#22	ANGRY	Person strings together a series of angrily issued commands that would be injurious, if not impossible, for anyone to actually attempt.
#23	SUGGEST	Person offers a carefully and politely worded suggestion that is anything but.
#24	SNIFF	Person turns away with a dismissive sniff.
#25	SELF-CONTROL	Person breathes deeply in a futile attempt at self-control.
#26	QUIET	Person curses quietly and methodically with no obvious signs of anger.
#27	BORED	Person drawls an amusingly stinging insult in a dry and slightly bored tone of voice.
#28	SMUG	Person elucidates the utter ridiculousness of the situation with a smug tone of reproof.
#29	SHOES	Person expounds with excessive and prolific use of very long words on the evil lurking in the hearts of those who would dare wear toe-covering shoes.
#30	SULLEN	Person slouches sullenly while muttering in a desultory fashion.
#31	YOUTHS	Person grouses irritably on the subject of today's misguided youths.
#32	TEARS	Person shouts loudly and angrily while squeezing out a few tears to punctuate each frustrated outburst.
#33	BREATH	Person manages to issue a statement simultaneously as complimentary as it is deprecating in a single breath.
#34	NOD	Person stomps furiously while delivering a tempestuous barrage of expletives, ending with a single, deliberate nod.
#35	INTIMIDATE	Person squeaks a plethora of phrases, clearly intended as a method of intimidation.
#36	PACE	Person howls in a fit of rage while anxiously pacing back and forth.
#37	NASAL	Person whines incessantly in an obnoxious, nasal tone.
#38	SPITTLE	Person spews spittle with each accentuated delivery of peckish expletives.
#39	GOSAENA	Person guffaws, "Great galloping Gosaena!"
#40	FIST	Person scowls indignantly with clenched fists.
#41	BOIL	Person belts out, "You are worse than the boils on the backside of an orc!"
#42	OOZE	Person belts out, "You are slimier than the ooze on a magru's skin!"
#43	CRAB	Person belts out, "I'll stuff and saute you like a crab cake!"
#44	MONGREL	Person belts out, "Why, you little silver pinching mongrel! Choke on your ill-gotten gains!"
#45	ROLTON	Person belts out, "I'll split you like a rolton going on the fire for the evening meal!"
#46	MOTHER	Person weaves together a string of insults that leaves no one's mother unmentioned.
#47	ENEMY	Person grunts an angry threat at enemies seen and unseen.
#48	FRUSTRATED	Person struggles to summon sufficiently vicious words, but spitting in frustration is all that occurs.
#49	BILIOUS	Person summons a bilious, swilling curse that is more spat than spoken.
#50	WRATH	Person conjures an insult to the gods almost potent enough to invoke their wrath.
#51	RIGHTEOUS	Person blasphemes the gods with righteous anger!
#52	INSULT	Person unleashes a cascade of rather lovely-sounding yet unmistakably vicious insults.
#53	REVENGE	Person turns away with a barely audible promise of revenge.
#54	KOAR	Person lets loose an angry tirade involving a horse, the Church of Koar, and a chamber pot.
#55	INDIGNITY	Person promises this latest indignity will be the last!
#59	MUTTER	Person mutters an under-the-breath curse about a motherless rolton.
#60	LUUKOS	Person curses bitterly, condemning everyone in sight to Luukos' Maw.
#61	EXHALE	Person exhales a quiet curse while rubbing a temple with two fingers.
#62	SNEER	Person curses bitterly, lips pulled back in an enraged sneer.
#63	LUUKOS2	Person murmurs a bitter curse, condemning everyone in sight to Luukos' embrace.
#64	EYEROLL	Person swears quietly with a roll of the eyes.
#65	GROWL	Person growls several dirty phrases, bitterly, from between gritted teeth.
#67	LOVE	Person spits out a hail of profanities directed at the fickle nature of love.
#68	TARTS	Person squeaks out a volley of benign curses against cold coffee, curdled milk, and broken tart kilns.
#69	WENCH	Person murmurs wistful mutterings about saucy wenches and ice cold brews.
#70	VOMIT	Person vomits an offensive thesaurus of vulgarity that would secretly impress any bibliophile.
#71	BUFFET	Person lays out a lexical buffet of vulgarity to satisfy even the most profane of appetites.
#72	RECEPTACLE	Person suggests delicately that your deity can take his holiness and place it in his holy receptacle.
#73	OYSTER	Person mutters a suggestion involving an anatomically impossible arrangement of Charl and his oysters.
#74	WITHER	Person spouts a fervent invocation involving an intimately targeted casting of Wither.
#75	LITANY	Person rattles off a concisely constructed and alliterated litany lambasting the recipient's amoral matrilineal propensities.
#76	CURDLE	Person blurts out such an unending stream of execrable terms that it would curdle beer.
#132	SAILOR	Person glares while letting loose a string of expletives that would make a sailor blush.
#133	SAILOR2	Person mutters an invective to the powers of the sea.
#134	MERMAID	Person calls upon the mermaids of the far oceans to smite your enemies.
#135	PIRATE	Person curses your enemies for a pox to come upon them!
#136	ERITHI	Person whispers an invective in sharp Erithi.
#137	ARKATI	Person insinuates an unnatural and improbable occurrence between several of the Arkati.
#138	EMPATH	Person intimates empaths are involved in nefarious conspiracies.
#139	CLERIC	Person bedamns the usury rates of clerics and their strange fascination with the dead.
#140	ROGUE	Person curses all rogues and their pickpocketing propensities.
#141	NIIMA	Person cries out a curse in Niima's name filled with the salty language of a true pirate.