Beard clip

Unsanitary beard clips are lightly scripted fluff beard clips that include options to eat fleas and other questionable material. They require that the character have a beard to be worn and used. Notably, several of these messages reference the beard alone, not the item. Analyze You analyze your mithril beard clips and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions. You get no sense of whether or not the clips may be further lightened. Usage Verb First Third EAT You reach up to scratch your beard and find something small stuck there. You're not quite sure what it is, but since it was in your beard, you're fairly sure it must be edible. With a happy grunt, you pop it into your mouth. Gnurr reaches up and removes something small from his beard. After a moment of inspecting his find, he pops it into his mouth with a happy grunt. PINCH You pull a single, squirming flea out of your beard and, with an audible SQUISH, crush it between your fingers. Almost as an afterthought, you pop it into your mouth with a gleeful grunt. Gnurr pulls something out of his beard and, with an audible SQUISH, crushes it between his fingers. Almost as an afterthought, he pops it into his mouth with a gleeful grunt. POKE You quickly comb your fingers through your beard and gleefully flick away a handful of fleas. Gnurr quickly combs his fingers through his beard, then flicks away a handful of fleas with a grunt of amusement. PULL You gently tug on your mithril beard clips, making sure it is securely fastened. Gnurr gently tugs on his mithril beard clips, making sure it is securely fastened. REMOVE You carefully disentangle your mithril beard clips from your beard. Gnurr carefully disentangles his mithril beard clips from his beard. SCRATCH You scratch vigorously at your beard, releasing a small flurry of dust and hair. Gnurr scratches vigorously at his beard, releasing a small flurry of dust and hair. TURN You absentmindedly twist your mithril beard clips, your thoughts drifting. Gnurr absentmindedly twists his mithril beard clips, his thoughts obviously drifting. WEAR (bearded) You carefully attach your mithril beard clips to your beard. Gnurr carefully attaches his mithril beard clips to his beard. WEAR (beardless) Perhaps you should grow some whiskers first... n/a

Beard clip Information Type Fluff Item Classification Accessory Item(s) Applied to Beard clips Alterable Yes Light/Deep This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! Item Verbs EAT PINCH POKE PULL REMOVE SCRATCH TURN WEAR