BVShop:Messy Alchemist

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The August 2022 run of Duskruin was the final run of this shop.
a slipshod building painted in bright glowing red colors, [Map Room 19], Room# 8214519, Lich# L26871, go slipshod building

The Messy Alchemist

[The Messy Alchemist - 8212601]
Dozens upon dozens of colorful flasks and ampoules are strewn across the worktable and a counter spanning across a goodly portion of the low-ceilinged room. The remainder of the room is filled with a scattering of benches and chairs, several of which are topped with various odds and ends. Especially startling in the dim lighting, glowing stains of bright blues and greens are splattered across the black walls in a sort of artistically messy display and reflected in a series of tall mirrors. You also see a neatly lettered sign propped up between two chairs and a purple-painted archway.
Obvious exits: out

a tall mirror

a neatly lettered sign propped up between two chairs

In the Common language, it reads:
~Welcome, welcome, WELCOME!~

SoMEwHere IN herE, there ARE sOmE itEMs filled with a wONDERfUl eLIXirs.  My OWN speCial recipe.
                (Of course it's mine.  I didn't steal it, if that's what you're implying!)

If YOu can fiND them, tHese eLIXirs will TEMPOraryiLY make YoU lOOk like (only LOOK LIKE an illusion.  Not BEcome!):

(bLaCK StEEl) wRiST cUfF - aeLOtoi
DaGgeR wRiST cUfF - ERIthian
cOIled bRACeLeT - half-KrOlViN
AnVIl wRiST cUfF - BUrGhAl GNome
sCulPTeD bRACeLeT - halfLINg
sIlvER wRIstBAnd - FOResT gnOME
(SUnsToNEs) wRiST cUfF - DWarF
PURple aMetHYst bRACeLeT - eLf
FeAtHeR-ADorNeD wRIsTlEt - DARK eLF
intERloCKinG rings wRIsTlEt - sylvankIND
gOldEN kEys bRACeLeT - Half-ELf
BUddiNg RosE wRIsTlEt - giantMAn
triDEnT-clASpeD bRACeLeT - huMaN

yeLLoW roSe amUlEt - femaLe
REd roSE amUlEt - maLe

On the bright pink bench you see: a black steel wrist cuff faintly etched with a silvered sword, a bent and mangled ivory-hilted dagger wrist cuff, an oddly coiled black paintbrush handle bracelet, a crudely warped anvil wrist cuff, a silver wristband formed in the shape of a closing fist, a bracelet of sculpted lilies, a wrist cuff inset with yellow sunstone veins, a jet rose and purple amethyst bracelet, a white feather-adorned wristlet, a wristlet comprised of five interlocking scroll rings, a bracelet of fused golden keys, a red-painted ivory budding rose wristlet, and a silver trident-clasped bracelet.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a black steel wrist cuff faintly etched with a silvered sword		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Aelotoi Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Aelotoi Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a bent and mangled ivory-hilted dagger wrist cuff		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Erithian Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Erithian Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
an oddly coiled black paintbrush handle bracelet		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Half-Krolvin Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Half-Krolvin Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a crudely warped anvil wrist cuff		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Burghal Gnome Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Burghal Gnome Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a silver wristband formed in the shape of a closing fist		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Forest Gnome Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Forest Gnome Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a bracelet of sculpted lilies		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Halfling Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Halfling Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a wrist cuff inset with yellow sunstone veins		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Dwarf Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Dwarf Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a jet rose and purple amethyst bracelet		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Elf Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Elf Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a white feather-adorned wristlet		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Dark Elf Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Dark Elf Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a wristlet comprised of five interlocking scroll rings		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Sylvankind Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Sylvankind Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a bracelet of fused golden keys		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Half-Elf Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Half-Elf Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a red-painted ivory budding rose wristlet		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Giant Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Giant Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125
a silver trident-clasped bracelet		< 1 lb wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir - Human Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Human Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	125

On the pale yellow chair you see: a yellowish red rose amulet and a reddish yellow rose amulet.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a yellowish red rose amulet		< 1 lb neck-worn	Disguise Elixir - Male Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Gender: Male Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	175
a reddish yellow rose amulet		< 1 lb neck-worn	Disguise Elixir - Female Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Gender: Female Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	175

The Messy Alchemist, Hallway

[The Messy Alchemist, Hallway - 8212602]
Black walls are lined with windows that are painted over so darkly that it's impossible to see out of them. Brilliant glowing pink and blue paint marks up the walls in large splashes of color, illuminating a purple-painted archway and a threadbare rug with green hexagonal patterning on it. A finely carved wooden desk sprawls out in the middle of the hallway, blocking part of the passage. You also see a neatly lettered sign propped up against the wall.
Obvious exits: none

a neatly lettered sign propped up against the wall

In the Common language, it reads:
~Welcome, welcome, WELCOME!~

SoMEwHere IN herE, there ARE sOmE itEMs filled with a wONDERfUl eLIXirs.  My OWN speCial recipe.
                (Of course it's mine.  I didn't steal it, if that's what you're implying!)

If YOu can fiND them, tHese eLIXirs will TEMPOraryiLY make YoU lOOk like (only LOOK LIKE an illusion.  Not BEcome!):

MUsiCaL noTe nEcKlAcE - feMale half-KrOlViN of tHE KLinAsT
cRowN-sHaPEd NEckLET - maLE sylvankIND of FrEsiaWn D'AhRanAl
dolPhIN PendANT - maLE HUmaN of bOUrTh
giLdED lEaf PendANT - feMale DWARF of reZnEK CLaN
goLDen ShEAF amUlEt - maLE ErItHIaN of TIcHAN dal
ShIEld-sHaPEd amUlEt - feMale HaLfLiNG of tHE paRaDiS

On the carved wooden desk you see: a black and white shield-shaped amulet, an amulet cast into a spiral of golden sheaves of grain, a simple gilded leaf pendant, a silver-glazed dolphin pendant, an inverted golden crown-shaped necklet, and a necklace of cascading golden musical note tiers.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a black and white shield-shaped amulet		< 1 lb neck-worn	Disguise Elixir - Halfling/Paradis/Female Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Halfling Culture: Paradis Gender: Female Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	250
an amulet cast into a spiral of golden sheaves of grain		< 1 lb neck-worn	Disguise Elixir - Erithian/Tichan Dai/Male Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Erithian Culture: Tichan Dai Gender: Male Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	250
a simple gilded leaf pendant		< 1 lb neck-worn	Disguise Elixir - Dwarf/Reznek Clan/Female Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Dwarf Culture: Reznek Clan Gender: Female Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	250
a silver-glazed dolphin pendant		< 1 lb neck-worn	Disguise Elixir - Human/Bourth/Male Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Human Culture: Bourth Gender: Male Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	250
an inverted golden crown-shaped necklet		< 1 lb neck-worn	Disguise Elixir - Sylvankind/Fresiawn D'ahranal/Male Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Sylvankind Culture: Fresiawn D'ahranal Gender: Male Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	250
a necklace of cascading golden musical note tiers		< 1 lb neck-worn	Disguise Elixir - Half-Krolvin/Half-Krolvin of the Hos'tau Klinast/Female Analyze Analyze: This is a Disguise Elixir item! Tier: 1 (of 2) Charges remaining: 10 (NOT crumbly) Duration per activation: 8 hrs Aspects Altered: Race: Half-Krolvin Culture: Half-Krolvin of the Hos'tau Klinast Gender: Female Verbs: PUSH, PULL LICK, RUB	250

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