Jellybeard

Captain Jellybeard Brindlebay is a dwarven pirate known for his fondness of purple and his habit of tattooing adventurers caught unaware.

Appearance

You see Captain Jellybeard Brindlebay.
He appears to be a Dwarf.
He is shorter than average.  He appears to be wizened with age.  He has wide dark purple eyes and tanned skin.  He has long, braided purple-sheened black hair woven with gold and silver beads.  He has a broad face, a crooked nose and a long, bushy purple-sheened black beard.
He has an enruned gold-inked band.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a very tight blue orca costume sewn-together with ash blonde hair and barely pulls down over his oversized belly in his right hand and a crystallized krolvin eyeball in his left hand.
He is wearing a broad-brimmed dark purple hat, a black ora lizard-shaped amulet, a black hook-shaped stamp, a tiny crystal sphere, a black ora shield, a pudgy black leather pack, a jam-stained faded black jerkin, a very tight blue orca costume sewn-together with ash blonde hair and barely pulls down over his oversized belly, a shrunken krolvin skull, a beaded purple leather pouch, a black mithril mesh scabbard, some tight grey velvet breeches, and a pair of purple-laced boots.