Rumor Woods/2021 custom swears

Summit Academy custom swear options.

Order by number in the Groundskeeper's Cottage to receive this service.

#1
*You unleash a seemingly endless and vitriolic tirade, ceasing only once out of breath.
*Person unleashes a seemingly endless and vitriolic tirade, ceasing only once out of breath.

#2
*You bellow a belligerent denouncement based more on volume than logic.
*Person bellows a belligerent denouncement based more on volume than logic.

#3
*You catalog a series of mounting and increasingly improbable grievances.
*Person catalogs a series of mounting and increasingly improbable grievances.

#4
*You choke out an anguished condemnation while biting back tears.
*Person chokes out an anguished condemnation while biting back tears.

#5
*You hurl a spat of unintelligibly garbled deprecations.
*Person hurls a spat of unintelligibly garbled deprecations.

#6
*You deliver a polished string of subtly insinuating insults.
*Person delivers a polished string of subtly insinuating insults.

#7
*You gesture in a coarse and crudely vile manner.
*Person gestures in a coarse and crudely vile manner.

#8
*You stamp both feet in a show of childish temper.
*Person stamps both feet in a show of childish temper.

#9
*You gesture wildly in a fit of unleashed anger.
*Person gestures wildly in a fit of unleashed anger.

#10
*You sneer haughtily with a supercilious smirk.
*Person sneers haughtily with a supercilious smirk.

#11
*You curse in the mild mannered tones of one unaccustomed to swearing.
*Person curses in the mild mannered tones of one unaccustomed to swearing.

#12
*You turn away with unconcealed disgust.
*Person turns away with unconcealed disgust.

#13
*You curse in quietly muted tones, the clipped phrases ringing with both disappointment and disapproval.
*Person curses in quietly muted tones, the clipped phrases ringing with both disappointment and disapproval.

#14
*You hiccup out a slurred mumbling too garbled to deliver any real sting.
*Person hiccups out a slurred mumbling too garbled to deliver any real sting.

#15
*You grimace with a rueful and self-deprecating sigh.
*Person grimaces with a rueful and self-deprecating sigh.

#16
*You dash wildly at streaming tears, demanding to know why the injustices never cease!
*Person dashes wildly at streaming tears, demanding to know why the injustices never cease!

#17
*You temper what would have been a stinging retort with a teasing wink.
*Person tempers what would have been a stinging retort with a teasing wink.

#18
*You lambaste the area with loud denouncements and demands for redress.
*Person lambastes the area with loud denouncements and demands for redress.

#19
*You mutter about the cruel and fickle nature of fate.
*Person mutters about the cruel and fickle nature of fate.

#20
*You sigh with the heaviness of defeat.
*Person sighs with the heaviness of defeat.

#21
*You curse with a string of inventively insulting phrases, dramatizing the effect with darting eyes and flamboyant gestures.
*Person curses with a string of inventively insulting phrases, dramatizing the effect with darting eyes and flamboyant gestures.

#22
*You string together a series of angrily issued commands that would be injurious, if not impossible, for anyone to actually attempt.
*Person strings together a series of angrily issued commands that would be injurious, if not impossible, for anyone to actually attempt.

#23
*You offer a carefully and politely worded suggestion that is anything but.
*Person offers a carefully and politely worded suggestion that is anything but.

#24
*You turn away with a dismissive sniff.
*Person turns away with a dismissive sniff.

#25
*You breathe deeply in a futile attempt at self-control.
*Person breathes deeply in a futile attempt at self-control.

#26
*You curse quietly and methodically with no obvious signs of anger.
*Person curses quietly and methodically with no obvious signs of anger.

#27
*You drawl an amusingly stinging insult in a dry and slightly bored tone of voice.
*Person drawls an amusingly stinging insult in a dry and slightly bored tone of voice.

#28
*You elucidate the utter ridiculousness of the situation with a smug tone of reproof.
*Person elucidates the utter ridiculousness of the situation with a smug tone of reproof.

#29
*You expound with excessive and prolific use of very long words on the evil lurking in the hearts of those who would dare wear toe-covering shoes.
*Person expounds with excessive and prolific use of very long words on the evil lurking in the hearts of those who would dare wear toe-covering shoes.

#30
*You slouch sullenly while muttering in a desultorily fashion.
*Person slouches sullenly while muttering in a desultorily fashion.