The Kobold Song

History

The Kobold Song was first performed at House Aspis’s Bardfest in the year 5106. It proved quite popular with the locals.

The Kobold Song

The words to the song are located here.

The actual Bardfest performance is located here

How to get an audience drunk...

• This may be the largest group drinking Winterberry Ale ever recorded.

The Problem

Twyllyte softly asks, "Okies Wulfhen what did ye want? Just the ale?"

Wulfhen kneels down.

The closed Winterberry Ale crumbles and decays away.

Wulfhen groans.

Wulfhen says, "Ale! Disappearing before my eyes."

Wulfhen says, "And not because I'm drinking it."

Wulfhen says, "Bah. Must be faulty tankards."

Twyllyte softly says, "Leave it to a kobold nae to leave drinkable ale."

A description of the invaders

You see a fairly typical mongrel kobold. It appears to be in good shape. It has a bottle of closed Winterberry Ale and a pickle-crested shield.

A mongrel kobold swings a bottle of closed Winterberry Ale at you!

Background

What could have led to the uprising?