Ashes to Ashes - 2022-04-12 - All She's Cracked Up To Be (log)

Olaesta 12-13, 5122

by Leafiara Autumnwind of the TownCrier

Summary

Larsya meets everyone at the Hendoran outpost war room with a feast, but says her brother Breshon won't be joining them. He came to take her home, saying that they're Born of Bourth and their father Spensor Caulfield is ill without much time, so she must come home, but she refused and sent him away. Breshon will be sending an advisor--a Regent--soon to help her, however. Sir Cryheart asks when she last saw Spensor and she says not since he left her in a glass coffin--and she supposes she'll see him next in a wooden one.

Meanwhile, she wants everyone to compete in a game of throwing eggs at each other. She pairs everyone off to engage in the contest for a change of pace and the revelry commences, but late in the evening Larsya begins to chant a bird-like trill and her fingernails flash with green. She at first says "not this again," but then, when people ask, she says it hasn't happened before. Nonetheless, she ends the night victorious in her own tournament, then thanks everyone for helping her feel better and says to stay as long as they'd like before she leaves.

Log

No Breshon

[Frith's Inn, Main Saloon]

Drawn by the aroma of good food and strong drink, you enter the main saloon. The innkeeper presides merrily, ensuring everyone gets a share of attention from the pretty serving wenches and the handsome lad behind the bar. Long benches and rectangular tables seat high-spirited patrons. You also see the Whelk disk, a cozy booth and some swinging doors.

Also here: Town Councilor Leafiara, Whelk who is kneeling

Some townspeople walk by, gossiping, "...and we set up all of that food in the Outpost's War Room, and now it's probably going to go to waste because...." Their voices trail off as they wander out of sight.

[travel]

[Hendoran Outpost, War Room]

The room is bare but for a long conference table and a number of chairs pushed under it while not in use. Situated in the middle of the table is a map of Wehnimer's Landing and nearby environs. Neatly lined up on one side of the map are a set of miniatures depicting Hendoran troops and potential enemies. Near a small window rests an empty gilded birdcage. You also see a long oak counter with some stuff on it, a huge metal-framed slate hanging on a nearby wall and a set of large wooden doors.

Also here: Town Councilor Leafiara, Lady Larsya, Magister Raelee

Conquerer of Reim Kayse's group just arrived.

Larsya slowly empties her lungs.

Sir Cryheart's group just arrived.

Speaking warmly to Larsya, Stormyrain greets, "Merry eve M'lady."

Pukk exclaims, "Food!"

Speaking amiably to Larsya, Leafiara says, "Good evening there."

Cryheart says, "Hello Lady Larsya."

Bernadette softly says, "Good eve Lady Larsya."

Chandrellia says, "Ma'am."

Cryheart says, "Seems she is napping."

Larsya says, "No..."

Larsya clears her throat.

Cryheart grins at Larsya.

Missoni cheerfully says, "Fair eve, Lady Larsya."

Larsya continues to watch out a window, her face to the horizon.

Larsya says, "Have a seat. Enjoy the food and drink."

Chandrellia asks, "Is his boat late getting to dock ma'am?"

Larsya says, "My brother will not be joining us."

Stormyrain asks, "Has something happened?"

Kayse asks, "Why not?"

Leafiara curiously says, "Okay..."

Cryheart asks, "What ye looking for, Lady Larsya?"

Speaking to Cryheart, Pukk says, "Her brother I would think. She misses her brother."

Larsya turns back around, facing the room. For a brief moment, the youthful features of her child-like face seem to have melted away, replaced by a measure of maturity, of growth, or burden. She smiles wide, and it disappears.

Larsya says, "He came. I sent him back."

Cryheart says, "Interesting."

Chandrellia asks, "Is he in danger or something?"

Larsya says, "He is likely already on the trail back home."

Goldstr asks, "Aye?"

Speaking to Larsya, Pukk asks, "You shot him with your bow, didn't you?"

Larsya says, "He is, if he bothers me again."

Larsya giggles.

Larsya says, "He came to take me home."

Leafiara says, "Quick return, I see..."

Speaking to Larsya, Chandrellia says, "Oh."

Leafiara surprisedly says, "Oh."

Speaking to Larsya, Perigourd asks, "And you do not wish to return?"

Larsya says, "He went on and on, how we're Born of Bourth, father is ill, he hasn't much time, and must come home."

Larsya says, "But I refused."

Cryheart asks, "When was the last time ye hae seen your father, Lady Larsya?"

Larsya says, "He claims to be sending an advisor soon. Re...Reg...."

Larsya shrugs.

Larsya says, "Someone to help me."

Larsya shrugs.

Raelee says, "Regent."

Chandrellia says, "Interesting."

Raelee nods at Larsya.

Larsya says, "He says it's too dangerous out here by myself."

Larsya points at Raelee.

Larsya says, "Yes! That word."

Larsya nods at Raelee.

Larsya says, "You're so good with words. And vials."

Larsya nods at Raelee.

Larsya giggles.

Speaking to Larsya, Raelee says, "That is an aspect of my job, yes."

Adelynn amusedly remarks, "It is rather dangerous out here."

Geijon says, "War Room doesn't scream food interestingly."

Larsya says, "I haven't seen my father since he left me in a glass coffin."

Larsya nods at Cryheart.

Cryheart nods at Larsya.

Speaking to Geijon, Perigourd says, "An army fights on its stomach."

Cryheart says, "And that is a long time ago." [was in 5116]

Larsya says, "I suppose I'll see him again, when he's in a wooden one."

Cryheart asks, "So ye are nae going back to visit then?"

Speaking to Perigourd, Geijon says, "I appreciate that now more than then. No argument from me."

Geijon says, "Fine food, makes you fond of food."

Missoni asks, "You do not wish to see him before that?"

Pukk says, "She is probably having more fun here."

Larsya says, "It is complicated."

Cryheart nods at Larsya.

Larsya says, "I was once his little elf."

Larsya says, "He would declare it to the world."

Cryheart asks, "Ye blame him for putting ye in the coffin?"

Larsya says, "I fear that is no longer the truth."

Larsya frowns.

Kisun asks, "Elf?"

Lylia quietly says, "Little Elves grow up."

Lylia nods sympathetically at Larsya.

Cryheart says, "That is what the Baron used to call her."

Larsya grins at Lylia.

Larsya says, "They do they do."

Goldstr says, "He do be ill an be yer father. A quick visit should be fine."

Cryheart says, "It was just an expression of endearment."

Larsya says, "We'll see."

Larsya shrugs at Goldstr.

Cryheart says, "As I recall."

Larsya slowly empties her lungs.

Cryheart says, "If ye need help, some of us would be willing as well, Lady Larsya."

Larsya exclaims, "Please, enjoy the food and drink!"

Cryheart says, "After ye."

Speaking wryly to Cryheart, Adelynn emphasizes, "*some* of us."

Blades asks, "Wha?"

Speaking to Larsya, Missoni says, "If you wish to speak of it, I am sure many here would listen, while we enjoy this lovely spread."

Larsya looks over at Missoni and shakes her head.

Speaking to Larsya, Lylia says, "Thank you for the invitation to dine with you. I hope you enjoy the delights of your kitchens as well."

Larsya says, "Thank you miss, but no."

Larsya nods at Missoni.

Missoni nods understandingly at Larsya.

Egg Games: False Start

Larsya says, "There is something I wish to do though..."

Larsya removes a tarnished silver wire basket from in her white leather cloak.

Larsya exclaims, "I want to play a game!"

Kisun says, "Games can be fun.."

Perigourd asks, "What type of game?"

Larsya says, "A great conquest! A battle of balance...of skill...of speed...of strength..."

Cryheart whispers something to Adelynn.

Speaking to Larsya, Lylia says, "Ah. Politics."

Pukk asks, "Pin the tail on the Raelee?"

Speaking to himself, Kisun says, "Unless it's dodge the meteor."

Kayse wryly asks, "Do we get to bet?"

Kayse lightly says, "I think it's a valid question."

Speaking to Kayse, Kisun says, "I have 70 silvers."

Geijon says, "I was going to go against th' grain and play til you teased us with something I could do."

Cryheart says, "What kind of game, Lady Larsya."

Adelynn whispers something to Cryheart.

Aeith says, "This isn't like those Rivers Rest games is it...."

Speaking to Aeith, Kisun says, "Still have nightmares."

Larsya says, "Now then...."

Larsya rubs her chin thoughtfully.

Larsya climbs up on the table, taking to the center of the room.

Larsya exclaims, "You will each take turns battling each other! I will pick the combatants!"

Pukk says, "Oh dear gods."

Larsya plucks an egg from her basket.

Larsya raises her snowy white egg skyward!

Larsya exclaims, "Behold!"

Missoni hesitantly asks, "And what are the rules?"

Cryheart says, "M'lady Larsya, that would not be in favor of your father or brother."

Speaking to Missoni, Dergoatean says, "First rule is we don't talk about it."

Lylia says, "We should hear more about the nature of the combat before we decide."

Speaking to Missoni, Dergoatean says, "There was a second rule but I forgot."

Adelynn curiously asks, "What do we get if we win?"

Speaking to Larsya, Perigourd asks, "We are to throw eggs at each other?"

Larsya points at Perigourd.

Speaking to Cryheart, Chandrellia says, "Something tells me she doesnt care this night."

Larsya exclaims, "Yes!"

Cryheart says, "Ye gave her the idea."

Larsya scans over the crowd.

Adelynn dryly asks, "Throwing eggs?"

Larsya climbs off the table and walks the room.

Larsya reaches out and takes Bernadette's hand, shaking it vigorously. Suddenly a loud *bzzzzzzzzzt* emanates from their clasped hands! Bernadette's arm vibrates wildly, causing her to jump and her eyes to grow wide!

Larsya giggles.

Bernadette grins.

Missoni mouths, "Why?"

Bernadette bows to Larsya.

Speaking to Leafiara, Adelynn whispers aloud, "Is she drunk?"

(Dergoatean casually looks away from Larsya.)

Larsya recites:

"Dergoatean, step forward!"

Bernadette softly says, "Very good shot milady."

Cryheart says, "She is young."

Speaking amusedly to Adelynn, Leafiara says, "No, just young."

Dergoatean hangs his head.

Dergoatean turns to face Larsya.

Dergoatean walks toward Larsya.

Dergoatean turns toward Larsya and renders a sharp hand salute.

Larsya recites:

"Dergoatean...versus....Blades!"

Larsya giggles.

Blades glances at Larsya.

Larsya offers Dergoatean a wax-patched snowy white egg.

Dergoatean turns to face Blades.

Dergoatean accepts Larsya's snowy white egg.

Blades glances at Dergoatean.

Larsya points at Blades.

Larsya exclaims, "Don't drop it!"

Speaking flatly to Leafiara, Adelynn whispers aloud, "... oh."

Dergoatean gazes with interest at the snowy white egg in his hand.

Blades says, "Wha the..."

Dergoatean carefully inspects his snowy white egg.

Larsya exclaims, "Don't get eliminated!"

Cryheart says, "An egg duel off."

Adelynn asks, "Or what?"

Dergoatean asks, "Will you say... go? Or... are we fighting now? Or...?"

Pukk says, "This is so egg-citing."

Larsya exclaims, "GO!"

Blades asks, "Am i to go unarmed?"

Dergoatean throws his egg at Blades's feet. It cracks apart and the magic contained within is unleashed.

Speaking to Adelynn, Chandrellia says, "Lrasya will shoot you in the head with her bow."

Blades stares off into space.

Speaking to Pukk, Kisun says, "Har-har."

Cryheart says, "Egg-actly."

Dergoatean ponders.

Blades asks, "Good throw?"

Kayse dryly says, "Well, that was... uneventful."

Larsya says, "Well...that was..."

Dergoatean shrugs at Blades.

Larsya says, "Disappointing."

Dergoatean asks, "Magic egg?"

Pukk says, "They were dud eggs."

Larsya exclaims, "Give me one moment!"

Blades asks, "Can i throw a halfling or somethin?"

Larsya runs off.

Chandrellia says, "That wasnt very eggs-emplory."

Kisun says, "She gone."

Srigos asks, "Unless the magic just isn't visible?"

Leafiara perplexedly says, "Well, alright then."

Dergoatean says, "I'm just eggstatic that I don't have egg on my face."

Dergoatean says, "And that I didn't chicken out."

Kisun says, "Your bad egg throwing scared her off."

Blades says, "Least you got an egg."

Pukk says, "She must have gotten those eggs from Kilron."

Cryheart says, "At least ye dinnae hae to sit on the egg."

Aeith says, "Perhaps she was only yolking."

Perigourd says, "One ought to simply hide in their shell."

Speaking quietly to herself, Raelee mutters, "... should have maintained the regent."

Lylia says, "Well, this is not the way I expected to see the evening unfold, but I shall keep a sunny side up and hope that the rest of the dinner is equally exciting."

Dergoatean says, "Still, it was a poulty amount of combat."

Blades exclaims, "Tada!"

Blades says, "I win."

Kisun says, "Quick, get all the rum you can carry."

Cryheart says, "I would call "fowl", but alas."

Speaking dryly to Lylia, Adelynn asks, "Speaking of which, where is the rest of the dinner?"

Dergoatean asks, "Who wants drinks? Whiskey? Rum? Wine? Ale?"

Dergoatean says, "I have mead in here too."

Kisun asks, "Drinks? Like soup?"

Speaking to Adelynn, Lylia says, "The turkey leg looks tasty."

Kisun says, "You can drink soup.."

Speaking to Kisun, Dergoatean exclaims, "No soup for you!"

Pukk says, "Okay everybody, we have to EGG-nore the first battle and start all over."

Dergoatean exclaims, "Next!"

Speaking to Dergoatean, Kisun says, "You can keep it, it has Kale in it."

Xorus helps himself to a skewer of grilled manticore.

Xorus says, "I remember this was served when the Lord was here."

Tayler says, "Kale is delicious... when fried into something no longer resembling kale."

Cryheart says, "Kale chips."

Speaking to Leafiara, Dergoatean says, "Mayor."

Kisun raises his whalebone cup in a toast and proclaims:

"Here's to barrels of beer, and flasks full of liquor! May we drink all the night, and be none the sicker!"

Dergoatean offers Leafiara a glass of aged whiskey.

Leafiara accepts Dergoatean's aged whiskey.

Geijon asks, "Who's got a bandana for them?"

Speaking to Lylia, Dergoatean says, "Mayor."

Tayler lifts his haon stein in a toast and proclaims:

"Some ships are wooden ships, but those ships may sink. The best ships are friendships, and to those ships, we drink."

Dergoatean offers Lylia a chalice of red wine.

Lylia accepts Dergoatean's red wine.

Leafiara lifts her imflass goblet in a toast and proclaims:

"When the bottle is full, drink up, drink up. This may be the last time we see this cup. If Cholen wanted us sober, he'd knock our glass over, so while it is full, we drink up!"

Lylia says, "Thank you."

Kisun exclaims, "Drink up, drink up!"

Kiyna says, "No one makes songs for drinking water."

Dergoatean says, "Speak up if you're lacking a beverage and would like to correct that."

Egg Games: Commence

Larsya runs back in!

Srigos says, "You can be the first."

Larsya exclaims, "I found much better eggs!"

Tayler says, "Si.."

Larsya says, "Not those magic eggs Octaven lays."

Larsya giggles.

Bernadette softly asks, "Aer dey cooked?"

Lylia says, "I think it is because fewer things rhyme with 'water' than with 'wine.'."

Speaking to Larsya, Pukk asks, "Are these egg's egg-stra special?"

Larsya put a tarnished silver wire basket in her white leather cloak.

Speaking to Lylia, Dergoatean says, "If they don't, they... otter."

Larsya says, "They are egg-shell-ent indeed."

Larsya nods at Pukk.

Tayler asks, "What did I miss while I was trying to find this place?"

Larsya grabs an orange egg.

Vaemyr asks, "Eggs?"

Larsya offers Dergoatean a large orange egg.

Dergoatean accepts Larsya's orange egg.

Speaking sagely to Vaemyr, Leafiara affirms, "Eggs."

Larsya exclaims, "Try again!"

Speaking to Tayler, Lylia says, "A battle of wills. And yolks."

Dergoatean ponders.

Dergoatean gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Dergoatean gestures.

A wall of force surrounds Dergoatean.

Larsya points at Blades.

Dergoatean grins.

Blades glances at Larsya.

Dergoatean just threw a large orange egg in a magnificent arc to Blades.

Blades looks up with a grin as he catches the egg perfectly.

Larsya pokes her bone pin. A stream of water shoots out of its mouth and squirts Goldstr right in the face!

Larsya turns to Blades and cheers!

Blades glances at a large orange egg in his hand.

Larsya points at Dergoatean.

Dergoatean laughs!

Blades just threw a large orange egg in a magnificent arc to Dergoatean.

Dergoatean looks up with a grin as he catches the egg perfectly.

Larsya gasps.

Dergoatean gazes with interest at the orange egg in his hand.

Larsya exclaims, "Ooo! aahhhh!"

Kisun says, "Ooh."

Dergoatean just threw a large orange egg in a magnificent arc to Blades.

Blades looks up with a grin as he catches the egg perfectly.

Larsya exclaims, "The suspense!"

Larsya giggles.

Blades just threw a large orange egg in a magnificent arc to Dergoatean.

Dergoatean looks up with a grin as he catches the egg perfectly.

Xorus whispers something to Lylia.

Dergoatean just threw a large orange egg in a magnificent arc to Blades.

Blades looks up with a grin as he catches the egg perfectly.

Blades stares off into space.

Larsya winks at Kayse.

Blades says, "Lets go butterfingers."

Adelynn whispers something to Leafiara.

Dergoatean exclaims, "Give me your best shot!"

Blades just threw a large orange egg in a magnificent arc to Dergoatean.

Dergoatean looks up with a grin as he catches the egg perfectly.

Larsya exclaims, "Wake up grandpa, toss it!"

Larsya giggles.

Larsya nods.

Kisun says, "After ya throw, you gotta step back, and throw it further."

(Dergoatean performs a truly eggselent windup and...)

Vaemyr begins chuckling at Larsya!

Dergoatean just threw a large orange egg in a magnificent arc to Blades.

Blades looks up with a grin as he catches the egg perfectly.

The voice of Blades says, "Ambush."

Blades comes out of hiding.

Blades just threw a large orange egg in a magnificent arc to Dergoatean.

Dergoatean looks up with a grin as he catches the egg perfectly.

Dergoatean laughs!

Dergoatean gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Dergoatean gestures.

An invisible force guides Dergoatean.

Blades seems a bit more noticeable than before.

Pukk says, "Good try."

Dergoatean exclaims, "Invisible force guide me!"

Dergoatean just threw a large orange egg in a magnificent arc to Blades.

Blades looks up with a grin as he catches the egg perfectly.

Blades squints.

Blades just threw a large orange egg in a magnificent arc to Dergoatean.

Dergoatean looks up with a grin as he catches the egg perfectly.

Srigos says, "I think we need blindfolds."

Dergoatean makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...

Dergoatean gestures.

Dergoatean stands taller, as if bolstered with a sense of confidence.

Cryheart says, "Close your eyes and do that."

Larsya seems to be waiting for something.

Vaemyr says, "They too good at tossing you obviously need even bigger eggs."

Kisun asks, "Is it mean to root for the egg to win?"

(Dergoatean spins around twice before...)

Larsya grabs another egg.

Speaking to Stormyrain, Kayse urges, "Push him or something..."

[OOC note: There are roughly 2500 lines in this log of people throwing eggs back and forth, to say nothing of the reactions to the throwing, so in the interest of time and sanity I'm cutting it all here other than dialogue, story progression, and winning or losing throws.]

Xorus says, "The last time we had a tournament such as this, Roblar became heir to a desert wasteland outside of time."

Speaking to Leafiara, Pukk says, "That must be why Stormy likes hunting with Blades. He is good at catching eggs."

Speaking to Geijon, Lylia says, "You are too tall to hide in the back."

Dergoatean exclaims, "Hot potato!"

Larsya recites:

"Perigourd versus Pukk!"

Larsya offers Perigourd a large juniper green egg.

Leafiara says, "Goat and Blades are going into bonus rounds." [while not yet true at this point, between the two of them they caught the egg 93 times]

Speaking helpfully to Dergoatean, Lylia suggests, "It is an egg and not a potato."

Kisun says, "Ha."

Adelynn wryly asks, "What are they juggling?"

Tayler exclaims, "So fast!"

Cryheart says, "Tis magical eggs, indeed."

Perigourd just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Pukk.

Pukk tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up his forearm to splatter all over his chest.

Looks like the yolks on him!

Mmmm looks like its really tough to catch egg successfully one handed.

Cryheart says, "Ahah."

Larsya laughs at Pukk!

Speaking helpfully to Pukk, Leafiara says, "You maybe need to work on your technique."

Pukk says, "I dropped first time."

Speaking to Pukk, Perigourd says, "My apologies."

Larsya exclaims, "Pukk has been eliminated!"

Pukk exclaims, "Yay I win!"

Speaking to Pukk, Kisun says, "It's all about the throw. Wasn't your fault."

Cryheart says, "Figuratively, aye."

Pukk says, "It was a good throw."

Larsya grabs an egg.

Speaking to Pukk, Perigourd says, "I have some practice."

Larsya recites:

"Vaemyr versus Kiyna!"

Larsya offers Kiyna a large pink egg.

Kiyna accepts Larsya's pink egg.

Speaking to Dergoatean, Leafiara remarks, "It's a good thing you both are long-lived races, at the rate this is going."

Speaking to Larsya, Dergoatean says, "I think this one's broken. Er.. unbroken. I mean."

Missoni says, "What a pretty egg."

Kayse casually asks, "This still happening?"

Larsya giggles at Kayse.

Kayse comments, "Now Blades is cheating."

Larsya pokes her bone pin. A stream of water shoots out of its mouth and squirts Bernadette right in the face!

Kayse vaguely says, "Somehow."

Larsya says, "This helps make me feel better."

Tayler says, "Weapon Fire the egg... make it a little more spicy."

Speaking to Vaemyr, Kiyna says, "Not a bad throwing arm, old man."

Larsya asks, "You do like me feeling better, right?"

Kayse nods slightly at Larsya.

Larsya bats her eyelashes for attention.

Speaking wryly to Braigil, Adelynn asks, "You as bored as I am?"

Cryheart says, "Aye, Lady Larsya."

Dergoatean says, "I knew I should have trained thrown weapons along with polearms."

Speaking to Larsya, Chandrellia says, "Apparently this is eggs-actly what you needed."

Bernadette softly says, "Well deres me bath."

Speaking to Kiyna, Vaemyr exclaims, "Hey now, I'm just as spry as I was a hundred years ago!"

Blades says, "I'm goin to die of old age."

Speaking to Perigourd, Geijon says, "So many eggs."

Larsya searches through her basket for just the right egg, and grabs a shadowy black one.

Speaking to Blades, Kisun says, "Just eat it."

Dergoatean exclaims, "Win daddy a new pair of... eggs!"

Kisun says, "Ooh."

Blades just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Kayse.

Kayse tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Mmmm looks like its really tough to catch egg successfully one handed.

Vaemyr just threw a large pink egg in a magnificent arc to Kiyna.

Bernadette softly says, "Id like ta meet the chickin wot layed em."

Kisun asks, "A black egg?"

Larsya recites:

"Xorus versus Lylia!"

Larsya offers Lylia a shadowy black egg.

[General] Sterke asks, ""I overheard some villagers talking about free food at an Outpost? Does anyone know where that might be?"

Speaking to Larsya, Lylia exclaims, "Oh, wicked!"

Lylia accepts Larsya's black egg.

Blades exclaims, "What happened?!"

Xorus says, "I had a feeling."

Lylia says, "You always have a feeling. It comes from knowing too much."

Larsya exclaims, "Blades is eliminated!"

Speaking to Geijon, Chandrellia asks, "Yes?"

Xorus says, "I know many things unseen."

Blades says, "Worth it."

Larsya giggles at Blades.

Speaking to Adelynn, Braigil asks, "Yeah, do you wanna get outta here?"

Speaking to Chandrellia, Geijon says, "Just dodging eggs, Councilor."

Speaking to Xorus, Lylia says, "Remember whether the bed or the couch is more comfortable."

Larsya recites:

"Leafiara versus Chandrellia! Duel of the councilors! "

Larsya giggles.

Larsya offers Leafiara a cherry red egg.

Leafiara accept Larsya's red egg.

Speaking to Leafiara, Chandrellia exclaims, "Wait!"

Chandrellia takes a drink from her Dhe'nar blood wine.

Speaking amusedly to Braigil, Adelynn says, "Kinda wanna see who wins this."

Kisun asks, "Battle of the politicians huh?"

Speaking to Leafiara, Chandrellia says, "Ok."

Speaking amusedly to Chandrellia, Leafiara asks, "Okay, ready?"

Larsya recites:

"Tayler versus Aeith!"

Larsya offers Tayler a bright green egg.

Tayler accepts Larsya's green egg.

Tayler says, "Ok..OK... here goes."

Adelynn amusedly says, "Do Braigil and I."

Speaking to Xorus, Lylia teases, "Stop being good at things for a moment, would you?"

Tayler just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Aeith.

Aeith tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Mmmm looks like its really tough to catch egg successfully one handed.

Larsya cackles!

Tayler says, "Welp."

Larsya exclaims, "Aeith is eliminated!"

Tayler exclaims, "Sorry!"

Aeith says, "Worth it, for this mead."

Lylia just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Xorus.

Xorus tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up his forearm to splatter all over his chest.

Looks like the yolks on him!

Xorus says, "I am slain."

Chandrellia says, "Damn."

Larsya giggles.

Chandrellia says, "No death from above."

Larsya exclaims, "Xorus is eliminated!"

Aeith says, "But for all those who haven't played yet, both hands is easier to catch than just one."

Blades says, "Heres some news for you, you'd be dead either way."

Speaking to Xorus, Dergoatean exclaims, "We'll remember you well!"

Srigos says, "Dying with egg on your face seems better than advertised really."

Larsya recites:

"Earthdiver versus Geijon!"

Larsya offers Earthdiver a sea blue egg.

Speaking to Leafiara, Chandrellia exclaims, "I'll get you my, pretty!"

Earthdiver accepts Larsya's blue egg.

Chandrellia just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Leafiara.

Leafiara tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Geijon says, "He's a wizard."

Larsya cackles!

Larsya exclaims, "Leafiara is eliminated!"

Pukk exclaims, "Good luck!"

Speaking defeatedly to Chandrellia, Leafiara concedes, "Okay, you got me with that one."

Kisun says, "Ooh."

Speaking to Leafiara, Chandrellia says, "That wasnt supposed to hapen like that."

Speaking amusedly to Chandrellia, Leafiara says, "Well, you did call it in advance."

Earthdiver just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Geijon.

Geijon tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up his forearm to splatter all over his chest.

Looks like the yolks on him!

Mmmm looks like its really tough to catch egg successfully one handed.

Speaking to Leafiara, Chandrellia says, "Yes well, it even surprised me."

Larsya exclaims, "Geijon is eliminated!"

Geijon says, "I win."

Speaking to Geijon, Lylia says, "It was a well-fought battle."

Larsya glances between Kiyna and Vaemyr. [while not true yet by this point, overall they caught the egg 135 times over the course of the night]

Speaking to Kiyna, Chandrellia asks, "Are you two still going at it?"

Larsya recites:

"Goldstr versus Adelynn!"

Speaking to Lylia, Geijon says, "Perfectly timed."

Larsya offers Goldstr a small brown egg.

Adelynn says, "How are you two still ..."

Earthdiver says, "Mercifully short. We both win."

Adelynn stammers, "Wh-what?!"

Goldstr says, "Oof."

[General] Ycelacie asks, "Where is the outpost?"

Adelynn exclaims, "I don't even know that old man!"

Speaking to Dergoatean, Vaemyr says, "We trying to beat your record."

Goldstr accepts Larsya's brown egg.

Larsya giggles.

Larsya applauds.

Speaking to Vaemyr, Dergoatean says, "The trick is.. don't throw it at Kayse."

Chandrellia says, "That one is rotten, its small and, brown."

Goldstr just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Adelynn.

Adelynn tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Larsya recites:

"Srigos!"

Srigos says, "Oh."

Srigos says, "Hi."

Goldstr says, "Sorry."

Larsya recites:

"Srigos versus Bernadette!"

Larsya offers Srigos a small yellow egg.

Kisun says, "Ooh."

Srigos accepts Larsya's yellow egg.

Kiyna says, "Got some new respect for my old man. Looks like he's quicker on his feet than I thought."

The voice of Kayse flatly says, "No more throwing it at me."

Pukk exclaims, "That battle of the ages!"

Perigourd whispers something to Missoni.

Speaking curiously to Vaemyr, Leafiara inquires, "How old an old man are you, exactly?"

Missoni whispers something to Perigourd.

Adelynn whines, "Can someone bring me a napkin?!"

Speaking to Adelynn, Chandrellia says, "I dont think there is any dear."

Larsya recites:

"Braigil versus Kisun!"

Larsya offers Kisun a bright orange egg.

Kisun says, "Ooh."

Kisun accepts Larsya's orange egg.

Larsya lets out a cheer!

Larsya exclaims, "Put your arms into it!"

Kisun just threw a bright orange egg over Braigil's head to plummet to the floor shattering into a wet gooey puddle as tiny white shell fragments skitter off in all directions.

Speaking to Blades, Dergoatean says, "Now that's a decent trick."

Kisun exclaims, "Ooh no!"

Speaking to Leafiara, Vaemyr exclaims, "I'm three hundred and forty-eight years young, drop in the bucket!"

Larsya recites:

"Missoni versus Cryheart!"

Larsya offers Missoni a mottled grey egg.

Speaking wryly to Kisun, Adelynn says, "You missed."

Missoni accepts Larsya's grey egg.

Tayler says, "Gotta aim down a bit."

Speaking to Missoni, Perigourd says, "Time to avenge yourself."

Missoni laments, "A repeat of the Dame Wanton tournament."

Speaking to Adelynn, Kisun says, "It's all the rums."

Larsya exclaims, "Don't leave us Wanton more, get to it!"

Larsya giggles.

Larsya winks.

Speaking to Cryheart, Missoni says, "Look alive, Sir Cryheart."

Speaking to Larsya, Kisun says, "Let me try again."

Cryheart says, "Give it your best throw."

Chandrellia says, "Oohh I think both Kiyna and Vaemyr should take a shot of whiskey after they throw the egg."

Geijon says, "Cryheart won though."

Blades says, "You can catch in a tin can, impressive."

Speaking to Vaemyr, Kiyna asks, "Ready for rapid-fire?"

Aeith cheerfully exclaims, "Don't egg him on!"

Speaking to Geijon, Missoni says, "I know."

Adelynn mischievously says, "Just trying to startle him into missing."

Speaking to Missoni, Geijon says, "I got beat too."

Speaking to Vaemyr, Kiyna asks, "Ready for rapid-fire?"

Adelynn says, "So who got eliminated, since ..."

Srigos says, "Oh me, oh my."

Perigourd says, "I believe we are."

Kisun says, "Well, you wins."

Earthdiver says, "I'm definitely not ready."

Larsya giggles.

Speaking curiously to Kiyna, Kayse asks, "How much tea did you drink earlier?"

Speaking to Kiyna, Dergoatean says, "You should both play with a drink in your hand now."

Speaking to Larsya, Adelynn asks, "Since Kisun missed his toss, who was eliminated?"

Larsya recites:

"Stormyrain versus Kayse!"

Bernadette just threw a small yellow egg over Srigos's head to plummet to the floor shattering into a wet gooey puddle as tiny white shell fragments skitter off in all directions.

Larsya offers Stormyrain a large red egg.

Speaking to Kisun, Dergoatean says, "I think that might get us to a conclusion."

Blades says, "Hmm."

Srigos says, "Aww."

Missoni whispers aloud, "Eye on the egg."

The voice of Blades says, "Suspicious."

Stormyrain accepts Larsya's red egg.

Cryheart asks, "Ye ready?"

Larsya turns to Stormyrain and cheers!

Missoni firmly says, "Ready."

Speaking dryly to Stormyrain, Kayse says, "I am shocked."

Bernadette softly says, "Oops sorry."

Missoni surprisedly says, "I caught it."

Speaking to Kiyna, Vaemyr says, "If we're still going by the time everyone else finishes, I think we both win."

Larsya glances at Raelee.

Speaking to Missoni, Perigourd says, "This time."

Speaking to Dergoatean, Kisun says, "I blame the rums."

Cryheart says, "Cause of my good aim."

Speaking to Larsya, Raelee mouths, "No."

Pukk asks, "Did Bernadette win or did Srigos?"

Speaking to Cryheart, Lylia says, "The true mark of an honorable man: asking his opponent if she is ready when catching her unawares is the easiest way to win."

Larsya says, "There's no one left for round one.."

Speaking to Dergoatean, Kiyna says, "'Ppreciate the offer, but I don't drink."

Srigos asks, "I think I did since it landed behind me?"

Speaking to Raelee, Chandrellia says, "Oh yes, if we have to so do you, Magister."

Larsya says, "But you..."

Speaking to Kiyna, Dergoatean says, "Trying to give you both your life back."

Larsya exclaims, "And me!"

Larsya giggles at Raelee.

Speaking to Cryheart, Missoni says, "I am sure that has everything to do with it."

Larsya just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Raelee.

Raelee tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Mmmm looks like its really tough to catch egg successfully one handed.

Bernadette softly says, "I was trowin down and he trowing up."

Srigos says, "But technically I could just drop it on purpose and win."

Speaking to Raelee, Geijon says, "I won quickly if you ask me. Earthdiver, what a magician."

Larsya exclaims, "Eliminated!"

Srigos asks, "So maybe Bernadette won?"

Speaking to Dergoatean, Vaemyr says, "She doesn't drink."

Cryheart just threw a mottled grey egg over Missoni's head to plummet to the floor shattering into a wet gooey puddle as tiny white shell fragments skitter off in all directions.

Cryheart says, "Sorry."

Kayse amusedly asks, "Is he hiding?"

Raelee says, "... being 'good with words and vials' is a part of my job, entertaining this is not."

Speaking to Cryheart, Leafiara says, "Underestimating your own strength there."

The voice of Blades says, "Shoo."

Speaking to Leafiara, Pukk says, "So, eggs are Raelee's weakness....."

Cryheart says, "Ye took your eye away from me."

Speaking to Vaemyr, Dergoatean says, "I have a solution for that."

Speaking to Cryheart, Perigourd asks, "Is that a draw?"

Speaking sheepishly to Cryheart, Missoni says, "I got distracted."

Srigos says, "A well timed feather might help here..."

Speaking to Kiyna, Vaemyr says, "They comin for our record." [they being Stormy and Kayse]

Speaking to Larsya, Perigourd says, "Sir Cryhearts appears to have oversailed his target and hit the floor without vanquishing his foe."

Speaking to Vaemyr, Kiyna says, "They are."

Vaemyr just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Kiyna.

Kiyna tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Mmmm looks like its really tough to catch egg successfully one handed.

Kiyna exclaims, "Gah!"

Dergoatean exclaims, "Stormyrain and Kayse need drinks too!"

Speaking to Kiyna, Vaemyr says, "Had to get you distracted."

Adelynn dryly says, "I need more booze."

Speaking softly to Srigos, Bernadette says, "Have a drink."

Stormyrain distractedly says, "I have toddy."

Speaking helpfully to Adelynn, Leafiara informs, "It's right there on the counter."

The voice of Blades says, "Drink it."

Speaking to Bernadette, Srigos exclaims, "Thanks!"

Larsya glances between Kiyna and Vaemyr.

Cryheart says, "Catch it with the toddy."

Larsya asks, "Who won?"

Larsya peers quizzically at Vaemyr.

Vaemyr exclaims, "I did!"

Larsya lets out a cheer!

Pukk says, "Vaemyr won, Cryheart won and Bernadette won."

Lylia offhandedly says, "I may have won too."

Pukk says, "Xorus closed his eyes."

Cryheart says, "I threw the egg over Missoni's head, I lose."

Larsya lets out a cheer!

Tayler says, "Smart man."

Xorus says, "It was destiny."

Speaking to Pukk, Lylia says, "Xorus prefers the bed to the couch."

Missoni sheepishly says, "I should have been taller."

Speaking to Cryheart, Perigourd says, "In all fairness.. she's not that tall."

Lylia says, "Although in fairness, the settees at Brigatta are comfortable."

Speaking to Perigourd, Geijon says, "Well, Cryheart is pretty short if you ask me."

Speaking to Larsya, Raelee says, "Tell me something..."

Larsya pushes Kayse and Stormyrain further apart.

Xorus says, "There is a providence in landing on the bed instead of the couch."

Larsya peers quizzically at Raelee.

Speaking to Larsya, Raelee asks, "... had you left with your brother, who would have been left in command? The incoming regent?"

Vaemyr asks, "So, excited about seeing your brother again?"

Kisun says, "They was way too close."

Speaking to Missoni, Geijon says, "He's tiny."

Larsya shrugs at Raelee.

Larsya says, "Probably. Or Octaven until the Regent arrived."

Speaking amusedly to Geijon, Missoni says, "All a matter of perspective, I suppose."

Speaking to Larsya, Raelee says, "I see."

Cryheart says, "May Kai protect your Regent until they arrive safely."

Larsya says, "I don't know how it works."

Egg Games: Round Two

[but Stormy and Kayse are still going at it in round one]

Larsya offers Lylia a dark green egg.

Lylia accepts Larsya's green egg.

Larsya exclaims, "Lylia versus Vaemyr!"

Cryheart says, "Consider the Regent to be an advisor."

Larsya says, "I don't need an advisor."

Larsya says, "I needed a father."

Vaemyr says, "Maybe I should concede now."

Speaking to Stormyrain, Perigourd says, "She seems to be tiring."

Cryheart says, "Then go see him."

Cryheart nods at Larsya.

Speaking to Larsya, Kisun says, "Should give em all two eggs to throw."

Speaking to Vaemyr, Lylia says, "Oh, you could, but that would not be sporting."

Cryheart says, "And forgive."

Stormyrain says, "Doubtful."

Lylia just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Vaemyr.

Vaemyr tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up his forearm to splatter all over his chest.

Looks like the yolks on him!

Larsya lets out a cheer!

Larsya exclaims, "Eliminated!"

Speaking gently to Larsya, Missoni asks, "Perhaps if you visited him?"

Larsya points at Vaemyr.

Larsya shrugs.

Larsya asks, "Who else won?"

Larsya giggles.

Larsya says, "I can't keep you eggheads straight."

Srigos says, "Everyone won."

Larsya says, "Braigil versus Tayler!"

Larsya offers Tayler a large juniper green egg.

Speaking to Leafiara, Pukk says, "I'm enjoying tonight."

Tayler accepts Larsya's juniper green egg.

Speaking to Larsya, Kisun says, "Braiigil won, I messed up the throw."

Geijon whispers something to Raelee.

Dergoatean says, "I think I won by default when Blades got bored before me and threw it at someone else."

Speaking to Leafiara, Pukk says, "This is a night fit for Cholen."

Tayler says, "Ready."

Tayler asks, "You?"

Larsya nods at Dergoatean.

Blades says, "We both were winners."

Speaking to Blades, Dergoatean says, "I suppose you're the only one that landed a blow."

Speaking wryly to Stormyrain, Kayse says, "That's so tempting."

Larsya asks, "Who else won?"

Lylia says, "I have won twice, but I have a feeling my fall is imminent."

Tayler asks, "Ready to get this started?"

Blades says, "You won't do it."

Pukk says, "Cryheart."

Speaking to Stormyrain, Kayse says, "But I enjoy winning more."

Speaking to Tayler, Braigil exclaims, "Yeah!"

Speaking to Larsya, Goldstr says, "Go see yer father, give him love. We will be here if needed whils ye gone."

Blades says, "Well they'll sleep well tonight."

Larsya offers Chandrellia a bright blue egg.

Tayler just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Braigil.

Braigil tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Mmmm looks like its really tough to catch egg successfully one handed.

Chandrellia accepts Larsya's blue egg.

Larsya recites:

"Dergoatean versus Chandrellia!"

Kayse asks, "Why are we licking things now?"

Chandrellia says, "Oh my."

Speaking to Braigil, Adelynn exclaims, "On the first toss?!"

Blades asks, "Why not?"

Tayler exclaims, "Sorry again!"

Larsya points at Braigil.

Cryheart says, "We shall all be dreaming of scrambled eggs when we sleep."

Lylia says, "Killer instinct."

Speaking to Chandrellia, Dergoatean says, "I've been drinking a bit, I think you'll do fine."

Larsya exclaims, "Eliminated!"

Speaking to Dergoatean, Chandrellia says, "Uummm sorry bout this."

Speaking to Braigil, Kisun says, "First toss is unlucky I tells ya."

Missoni muses, "I prefer over medium."

Kisun says, "I prefer my eggs hatched.."

Larsya asks, "Who else won?"

Larsya giggles.

Speaking to Dergoatean, Chandrellia exclaims, "Oh look, more krolvin at the gate for you to kill!"

Larsya says, "Earthdiver and..."

Adelynn whispers something to Braigil.

Aeith says, "They have to practice this in their spare time, they are too well trained." ["they" being Stormy and Kayse]

Speaking to Chandrellia, Dergoatean exclaims, "No one eggspects the Wehnimer's Inquisition!"

Speaking curiously to Stormyrain, Kayse asks, "Is this some weird dream?"

Speaking to Kayse, Stormyrain says, "I've no idea anymore."

Blades says, "Turning into a nightmare."

Larsya exclaims, "Well, I guess me!"

Chandrellia exclaims, "From the back!"

Speaking to Kayse, Kisun asks, "Still dreamin?"

Speaking firmly to Kisun, Kayse says, "Do it again and it will become your worst nightmare."

Larsya just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Earthdiver.

Earthdiver tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up his forearm to splatter all over his chest.

Looks like the yolks on him!

Speaking to Larsya, Goldstr exclaims, "Hit him lass!"

Pukk exclaims, "Good luck!"

Larsya giggles.

Earthdiver says, "Ahha."

Larsya exclaims, "Eliminated!"

Earthdiver says, "Merciful goodness."

Larsya asks, "Who won?"

Larsya peers quizzically at Chandrellia.

Larsya says, "Oh, no one yet."

Chandrellia exclaims, "Ha!"

Speaking to Larsya, Goldstr asks, "Has ye found Dawn yet?"

Speaking wryly to Stormyrain, Kayse says, "You may have hundreds of years, but I do not."

Speaking to Larsya, Perigourd says, "I have not had a second round yet."

Adelynn wryly says, "Let me know when the egg-throwing is done, please."

Chandrellia exclaims, "From behind Larsya and turned around! I still caught it!"

Larsya says, "Dawn creeps about from time to time."

Tayler exclaims, "Grab a drink, both of you!"

Speaking to Leafiara, Adelynn says, "Let *us* know when the egg-tossing is done."

Larsya pours herself a mug of hot cinnamon tea.

Speaking to Dergoatean, Chandrellia exclaims, "Nice try!"

Larsya offers Stormyrain a mug of hot cinnamon tea.

Blades says, "Start blowin off limbs."

Stormyrain accepts Larsya's cinnamon tea.

Speaking confusedly to Adelynn, Leafiara asks, "Who's the 'us' there?"

Speaking to Larsya, Goldstr says, "Good tom hear."

Speaking to Chandrellia, Dergoatean asks, "Shall we hold drinks to make this more interesting?"

Larsya flails her arms about.

Speaking to Blades, Lylia says, "It would make it more challenging."

Larsya pours herself a mug of hot cinnamon tea.

Larsya offers Stormyrain a mug of hot cinnamon tea.

Blades says, "It would."

Dergoatean just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Chandrellia.

Chandrellia tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Mmmm looks like its really tough to catch egg successfully one handed.

Larsya points at Chandrellia.

Larsya exclaims, "Eliminated!"

Speaking to Dergoatean, Chandrellia says, "Well done."

Lylia exclaims, "Well played!"

Speaking to Chandrellia, Dergoatean exclaims, "Well fought!"

Larsya giggles at Stormyrain.

Blades asks, "Were you goin to be up all night doin this?"

Egg Games: Round Three... or Four... or Something

[but Stormy and Kayse are still going at it in round one]

Larsya recites:

"Dergoatean versus Lylia!"

Speaking to Dergoatean, Chandrellia says, "Now at least I can get drunk and have to, yolk around about it."

Speaking to Blades, Dergoatean says, "At this rate."

Speaking distractedly to Blades, Stormyrain asks, "Don't I get the same deal I made you?"

Larsya offers Lylia a large juniper green egg.

Tayler says, "Oooh."

Lylia accepts Larsya's juniper green egg.

Speaking to Sterke, Ycelacie says, "Here it is."

Speaking to Lylia, Dergoatean says, "I will throw this egg with nothing but the utmost respect, I assure you."

Speaking to Dergoatean, Lylia says, "I shall promise the same."

Speaking simply to Blades, Stormyrain says, "Then if that's what it takes to win, yes."

Larsya asks, "Who else won their latest round?"

Larsya peers quizzically at Missoni.

Speaking to Larsya, Missoni says, "Ah yes, I think so."

Lylia just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Dergoatean.

Dergoatean tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up his forearm to splatter all over his chest.

Looks like the yolks on him!

Missoni says, "It is hard to say..."

Tayler says, "I won my second round."

Dergoatean exclaims, "Gross!"

Larsya cackles at Dergoatean!

Larsya exclaims, "Eliminated!"

Larsya points at Dergoatean.

Speaking to Lylia, Dergoatean exclaims, "Well done!"

Speaking to Larsya, Missoni says, "Sir Cryheart threw the egg to Vornavis."

Speaking to Dergoatean, Lylia says, "But with respect. Always with respect."

Perigourd says, "I won my first round and have not had a second yet."

Larsya nods at Perigourd.

Speaking to Larsya, Kisun says, "Tayler won their round."

Larsya asks, "Did you win Missoni?"

Larsya peers quizzically at Missoni.

Speaking to Larsya, Missoni says, "I think so."

Cryheart says, "Aye."

Missoni giggles.

Larsya nods.

Larsya recites:

"Missoni versus Perigourd!"

Blades says, "That egg is boiled."

Larsya offers Missoni a large juniper green egg.

(Dergoatean bows formally and deeply at Lylia, egg literally on his face.)

Missoni accepts Larsya's juniper green egg.

Speaking to Missoni, Perigourd says, "Of course it had to be this way."

Tayler says, "Someone should trip one of them."

Lylia says, "I think we can declare both Kayse and Stormyrain winners at this point." [By this point they've caught the egg between the two of them 600--yes, 600--times. No, they're not done.]

Speaking grimly to Perigourd, Missoni says, "It always is."

Speaking to Missoni, Perigourd says, "Don't. Tell. Meliyara."

Blades asks, "Are they though?"

Larsya says, "Try it sitting down."

Missoni cheerfully says, "Nice catch, dear."

Larsya giggles.

Dergoatean exclaims, "Make em hold drinks!"

Kayse glances at Larsya.

Stormyrain gives a sidelong glance at Larsya.

Stormyrain plops down to the ground in a sitting position.

Kayse plops down to the ground in a sitting position.

Larsya exclaims, "Or one handed!"

Chandrellia says, "Sit, and hold drinks."

Cryheart says, "Hey Perigourd, there is something on ye foot."

Pukk says, "Stormy and Kayse should start taking drinks until they are drunk."

Stormyrain says, "We have been..."

Dergoatean exclaims, "Make him lie down and roll over!"

Dergoatean says, "Make ... 'EM lie down."

Larsya asks, "Who else has won, but no second round yet?"

Speaking softly to Berkana, Bernadette says, "We is trowin eggs."

Speaking to Perigourd, Missoni says, "Come, now. Give it a bit more."

Speaking to Stormyrain, Kayse says, "This is like...the tenth round."

Speaking to Kayse, Geijon says, "I'd be tired for sure."

Blades says, "I'm tired just watchin."

Perigourd just threw a large juniper green egg over Missoni's head to plummet to the floor shattering into a wet gooey puddle as tiny white shell fragments skitter off in all directions.

Blades says, "I woulda thrown it at someone else about a half hour ago."

Larsya laughs at Perigourd!

Speaking to himself, Perigourd says, "A bit too much arm."

Speaking cheerfully to Perigourd, Missoni says, "Missed me."

Speaking to Cryheart, Perigourd says, "But in good company at least."

Speaking evenly to Blades, Stormyrain says, "Yes well, you threw away your deal. I'm not."

Larsya offers Missoni a large juniper green egg.

Missoni accepts Larsya's juniper green egg.

Larsya recites:

"Missoni versus Lylia!"

Blades says, "I still feel i ended up ahead."

Speaking to Blades, Kayse hisses, "Threw it away at me."

Cryheart says, "Saves your arm."

Larsya asks, "You won last round right Tayler?"

Speaking to himself, Dergoatean says, "I thought there was no fighting in the war room."

Speaking politely to Lylia, Missoni asks, "You are ready?"

Larsya recites:

"Tayler versus...me!"

Larsya giggles.

Larsya offers Tayler a large juniper green egg.

Lylia says, "Of course."

Tayler exclaims, "Noo!"

Tayler accepts Larsya's juniper green egg.

Earthdiver says, "She's pretty good."

Dergoatean exclaims, "I think you skipped ahead a few rounds!"

Missoni exclaims, "Ah, well caught!"

Goldstr exclaims, "Poor Tayler!"

Speaking to her red egg, Kayse asks, "This...is an egg, right?"

Tayler asks, "Ready?"

Lylia just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Missoni.

Missoni tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Blades says, "Doin layin down with one arm behind your backs."

Lylia murmurs, "Do forgive me."

Speaking approvingly to Lylia, Missoni says, "Well flung."

Speaking to Lylia, Vaemyr says, "Apparently you have secret egg tossing technique, tis impressive."

Larsya just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Tayler.

Tayler tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up his forearm to splatter all over his chest.

Looks like the yolks on him!

Larsya giggles.

Speaking to Vaemyr, Lylia says, "Killer instincts."

Larsya exclaims, "Eliminated!"

Larsya strikes a heroic pose.

Larsya exclaims, "Argggh!"

Blades says, "Pretty sure thats a rock at this point."

Blades exclaims, "New egg!"

Chandrellia asks, "Would you two stop, yolking around and hit one of ya already?" [Stormy and Kayse, by now up to 768 catches]

Tayler exclaims, "Ah well!"

Tayler says, "Well fought."

Larsya just threw a large juniper green egg in a magnificent arc to Stormyrain.

Stormyrain looks up with a grin as she catches the egg perfectly.

Kayse just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Stormyrain.

Stormyrain tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Mmmm looks like its really tough to catch egg successfully one handed. [and it's over at 785 catches that might have gone longer had Larsya not intervened]

Larsya just threw a large juniper green egg in a magnificent arc to Kayse.

Kayse looks up with a grin as she catches the egg perfectly.

Kayse just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Stormyrain.

Stormyrain tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Mmmm looks like its really tough to catch egg successfully one handed.

Larsya giggles.

Perigourd asks, "A double yoker?"

Speaking to Stormyrain, Chandrellia says, "First ice cream, now egg."

Lylia says, "Not a rock after all."

Earthdiver says, "That is pretty bad luck."

Larsya slowly empties her lungs.

Larsya giggles.

Blades says, "Hmm."

Larsya says, "Am I missing anyone? Kayse...Missoni...myself...Lylia..."

Kiyna raises her hand.

Larsya points at Kiyna.

Speaking to Larsya, Perigourd says, "Missoni was eliminated."

Larsya says, "Oh."

Larsya says, "So..."

Lylia says, "Yes, I may have aimed for Missoni's head."

Missoni laments, "Bested by Lylia's egg throwing prowess."

Larsya says, "Am I missing anyone? Kayse...myself..Lylia...Kiyna."

Speaking to Lylia, Perigourd says, "That was my mistake."

Kiyna says, "I was already eliminated, but you should let me back in. Because I'm awesome."

Kayse offers Larsya a large juniper green egg.

Speaking to Lylia, Perigourd says, "I needed to aim at her feet."

Lylia asks, "Ah, then it is down to the three of us?"

Larsya flails her arms about.

Larsya declines Kayse's offer.

Speaking to Kiyna, Dergoatean says, "A compelling argument if I've ever heard one."

Larsya giggles.

Larsya asks, "So Lylia, Kayse and me?"

Egg Games: Round Two Redux, and Larsya's Trills

Speaking to Larsya, Goldstr says, "I had 1 bout an won."

Larsya nods at Goldstr.

Larsya offers Goldstr a large juniper green egg.

Goldstr accepts Larsya's juniper green egg.

Larsya recites:

"Goldstr versus Kayse!"

Goldstr says, "Ack."

Larsya says, "Both of your round 2."

Larsya says, "Lylia and I already won three times."

Larsya giggles.

Larsya lets out a cheer!

Larsya touches one hand to the ground and chants a respectful bird-like trill.

Larsya's fingernails flash briefly with a tinge of green coloring.

Larsya says, "Not this again...."

(OOC Note: GM Kenstrom stated the next day that "not this again" referred to people catching the eggs many times in a row instead of breaking. It was not meant to imply this chanting and flashing have been happening previously, which would have suggested Larsya is refusing to admit it.)

Goldstr just threw a large juniper green egg over Kayse's head to plummet to the floor shattering into a wet gooey puddle as tiny white shell fragments skitter off in all directions.

Speaking to Larsya, Chandrellia exclaims, "Oohhh pretty!"

Tayler exclaims, "Too high!"

Larsya blinks.

Larsya touches one hand to the ground and chants a respectful bird-like trill.

Larsya's fingernails flash briefly with a tinge of green coloring.

Larsya says, "Why..."

Larsya looks at her fingernails.

Speaking to Goldstr, Perigourd says, "It's all the muscles, a common theme with us warriors."

Larsya says, "Weird."

Speaking to Larsya, Chandrellia exclaims, "I like that!"

Berkana asks, "Is there an egg off happening?"

Cryheart asks, "Has this happened afore, Lady Larsya?"

Larsya shrugs.

Larsya looks over at Cryheart and shakes her head.

Cryheart says, "Strange."

Xorus asks, "... has anything of this nature happened before, Lady Larsya?"

Speaking to Berkana, Telagan asks, "I'm assumin' you were allowed to skip the earlier rounds on account of skill?"

Larsya shakes her head.

Cryheart says, "Perhaps ye should rest."

Larsya touches one hand to the ground and chants a respectful bird-like trill.

Larsya's fingernails flash briefly with a tinge of green coloring.

Larsya shrugs.

Speaking to Perigourd, Tayler says, "You need to cut as well as bulk, there's your problem."

Earthdiver says, "Perhaps a bird will come."

Speaking to Tayler, Perigourd says, "Harder to cut the older you get."

Missoni muses, "How interesting."

Cryheart says, "Lady Larsya I suggest you rest for now."

Leafiara admits, "This really makes me want magical nail polish."

Speaking to Leafiara, Lylia confesses, "So you were thinking it too."

Tayler says, "I reckon I've got a few hundred years on you."

Larsya says, "I do love nature."

Larsya shrugs.

Larsya peers quizzically at Kayse.

Goldstr says, "As do I."

Larsya peers quizzically at Goldstr.

Larsya asks, "Who won?"

Kayse raises her hand.

Lylia raises her hand.

Larsya exclaims, "Ah ha!"

Larsya says, "So..."

Goldstr says, "I overthru so lost."

Egg Games: Round Three Redux

Larsya recites:

"Kayse versus me!"

Tayler says, "I know what you mean, though... especially since I bought a bar. So much whiskey, so much paperwork. So little time."

Larsya exclaims, "Winner takes on Lylia for the championship!"

Larsya just threw egg in a magnificent arc to Kayse.

Kayse tries to catch the egg, but it skitters up her forearm to splatter all over her chest.

Looks like the yolks on her!

Larsya lets out a cheer!

Speaking to Kayse, Stormyrain mouths, "How."

Leafiara marvels, "Oh my."

Egg Games Finale: Larsya Vs. Lylia

Speaking to Lylia, Telagan says, "Can soon add egg tossin' champion to the titles."

Blades says, "Thats a lot of egg."

Lylia says, "Oh, do not wish me victory before it is in my grasp."

Tayler exclaims, "She's really good, be careful!"

Speaking to Kayse, Leafiara considers, "Must have finally run out of stamina, or gotten too used to the marshal's rhythm."

Lylia says, "Although I am pleased to be the, ah...'final boss.'."

Tayler says, "This statement applies to both parties."

Larsya pulls out a large sunset-hued egg.

Speaking to Leafiara, Kayse says, "Doubtful."

Cryheart says, "A lot of clean up."

Larsya moves to stand in front of Lylia.

Lylia grins at Larsya.

Kisun says, "That's a big egg."

Larsya turns around.

Speaking to Larsya, Kiyna says, "Ohh, that one's pretty."

Speaking to Raelee, Perigourd asks, "Perhaps Owly can help clean up?"

Missoni says, "Shame that lovely egg will end up broken."

Larsya walks towards the wall.

Lylia lets out a long, contemplative breath.

Larsya turns around.

(Lylia gives her shoulders a little shake to limber them.)

Kisun says, "Just let the puppy lick it up.."

Larsya crouches down, stretching her arms, her legs, her fingers. She bends her neck, but makes a fake cracking noise with her mouth. She giggles.

Lylia cracks her knuckles!

Lylia flashes a wolfish grin.

Larsya says, "If you win, you take over the Outpost."

Lylia raises her voice in merry laughter.

Speaking to a shaggy silver and white puppy with mismatched blue and brown eyes, Chandrellia says, "Go ahead Zero, egg is good for your coat, will make it all shiney."

Vaemyr says, "That seems like the prize for losing."

Speaking to Berkana, Telagan asks, "20k on Lylia?"

Lylia says, "I shall take it."

Larsya says, "If I win, I take over the Faendryl Enclave."

Larsya giggles.

Perigourd says, "Interesting stakes."

Blades says, "I'd go with the blowing off the limbs method i mentioned earlier."

Lylia says, "Good luck getting them to agree."

Kiyna says, "I find myself more interested."

Lylia raises her voice in merry laughter.

Speaking to Blades, Kisun says, "Always a valid option."

Larsya says, "Same to you."

Larsya giggles.

Larsya offers Lylia a large sunset-hued egg.

Lylia nods.

Larsya says, "First toss to you m'lady."

Speaking to Lylia, Raelee mouths, "Win."

Lylia accepts Larsya's sunset-hued egg.

Lylia places a hand over her heart.

Lylia bows to Larsya.

Speaking to Raelee, Lylia murmurs, "It is my favorite word."

Lylia winks.