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All Leathered Up
Feets of Strength
Hair of the Dog
a sturdy oak wagon with a hanging dog-shaped sign, east of entry gate, go2 #27430
| [The Hair of the Dog] | |
| Small and bright, this space somehow manages to be cozy instead of cramped. A sturdy oak sideboard sits adjacent to a battered mahogany bar, the surfaces of both covered in edible and drinkable wares. A set of twisted iron hooks is nailed onto the wall next to a swinging door that leads back to the kitchen. While the polished wood floors are smooth and unblemished, they seem to have gathered a perpetual layer of shed hair that blows around like miniature furry tumbleweeds. | |
| Obvious exits: out | |
My wares are both magical AND delicious. Don't like the price? Don't buy. The aprons and hats on the hooks smell wonderful in addition to being comfortable. ~Grolf, Chef PS: A little hair never hurt anyone. Stop complaining!
On the set of twisted iron hooks you see:
a greasy white chef's hat adorned with a metal bacon pin head-worn 15000 a poofy blue cotton chef's hat covered in a dusting of flour head-worn 15000 a tall canvas chef's hat speckled with dried blood head-worn 15000 a long blue cotton apron dusted with a layer of flour Pocketed: Medium (20-39)
any number of itemsfront-worn
functional25000 a wide canvas apron splattered with dried blood and gore Pocketed: Medium (20-39)
any number of itemsfront-worn
functional25000 a greasy dingy white apron emblazoned with a strip of bacon Pocketed: Medium (20-39)
any number of itemsfront-worn
functional25000
~Drink Menu~ Dark Ale - Elemental Defense III Pear Brandy - Mass Blur Cloudy Liquor - Elemental Deflection Honeyed Tea - Elemental Bias Coffee - Adrenal Surge Hot Chocolate - Prayer of Protection
On the battered mahogany bar you see:
a cup of hot chocolate infused with hazelnut Prayer of Protection 16000 a cup of whiskey-laced coffee topped with whipped cream Adrenal Surge 9000 a cup of honeyed tea on a bone-shaped saucer Elemental Bias 16500 a tumbler of pear brandy with a pale amber hue Mass Blur 12000 a bacon-stamped stein of frothy dark ale Elemental Defense III 10000 some cloudy liquor in a tall dog-etched glass Elemental Deflection 15000
~Food Menu~ Funnel Cake - Mystic Focus Turkey Leg - Mantle of Faith Donut - Thurfel's Ward Fried Dough - Prismatic Guard Grilled Steak - Foresight Sausage - Spirit Shield Pepper - Dragonsclaw Fried Potatoes - Spirit Defense
On the sturdy oak sideboard you see:
a crispy funnel cake dusted with powdered sugar Mystic Focus 18000 a fat roasted turkey leg colored a uniform brown Mantle of Faith 9000 a massive donut dusted with cinnamon and sugar Thurfel's Ward 10000 a twist of fried dough sprinkled with salt crystals Prismatic Guard 15000 a strip of grilled steak skewered on a wooden stake Foresight 9000 a huge grilled sausage encased in a crusty bun Spirit Shield 9000 a plump spicy pepper covered in fried batter Dragonclaw 14000 a plate of fried potatoes covered in cheese curds and gravy Spirit Defense 8000
Hinklehorn's
Knife Meeting You
a sizable gold-colored tent splattered with bloodstains, east and north from gate, go2 #27427
| [Knife To Meet You, Showroom] | |
| The dimly-lit, expansive interior of this tent is centered around a large tent pole. Dark gold tapestries depicting people being run through with various implements drape the length of the walls. Several sanguine velvet benches are clustered together for an audience on one side of the tent, while the other side is open with a carpeted floor. A single bright lantern illuminates a giant-sized board bearing numerous puncture holes that has been propped up to face the benches. | |
On the table you see:
a curvaceous single-bladed throwing dagger with a bare tang dagger 5000 an ash-helved simple tomahawk handaxe 5000 a sharp-toothed steel chakram quoit 5000 a gold-edged black throwing disc discus 5000 a thick-corded bola bola 5000 a leather-banded nage-yari javelin 5000 In the polished glass case you see:
a hook-bladed black iron zirah bouk with a bone handgrip dagger 1000 a triangular stout steel basilard with a sturdy oak hilt dagger 1000 a basket-hilted steel poignard with a velvet-wrapped handle dagger 1000 a brushed steel leaf-bladed dagger with a purple zydris handle dagger 1000 On the tall stand you see:
a large white silk turban pinned with a small golden dagger Pocketed: VSA (<2-4)
one item of very small sizehead-worn
functional5000 a contoured hard leather thigh quiver with thin leather laces Pocketed: Medium (20-39)
any number of itemsbelt-worn
functional5000 a wide red leather back sheath with a thick shoulder strap Pocketed: Slightly large (40-49)
any number of itemsshoulder/back-worn
functional10000 a dark leather reinforced knife belt lined with multiple loops Pocketed: Medium (20-39)
any number of itemsbelt-worn
functional5000 a shimmering gold vest embroidered with black tiger stripes Pocketed: VSA (<2-4)
a couple of itemspin-worn
functional100
Phestor's Phishery
a dilapidated old wagon with colorful fish hastily painted on the side, east & north of gate, go2 #27425
| [Phestor's Phishery, Showroom] | |
| The inside of this wagon appears to be a surprisingly spacious, hastily cleaned, showroom floor for fishing supplies. A compartmented tacklebox adorns the center of the room and is sandwiched between a tall basket filled with fishing rods and a pile of rhimar-lined crates. A large fish tank rests inside of one of two cutouts in the back wall, the other of which is a conspicuously curtained archway. A grimy oak door has writing hastily scrawled above it in dried blood. | |
>ask attendant about wares The fishing attendant asks, "Which of our wares would you like to know more about? You can ask me about CRATE, LINE, LURE, ROD, or WEIGHT." >ask attendant about crate The fishing attendant says, "The small crates can hold up to ten fish and ten filets. The large crates can hold up to twenty fish and twenty filets. Both crates will keep fish icy cold thanks to the rhimar lining." >ask attendant about line The fishing attendant says, "The fishing line, in order of strongest to weakest, is as follows: Sinew, ligament, hair, and generic. Each spool contains fifty lengths of line." >ask attendant about lure The fishing attendant says, "Regarding the lures, the hairball is best for shallow depths, the finger for medium depths, and the bone for deep depths. The eyeball is equally helpful at all depths." >ask attendant about rod The fishing attendant says, "When it comes to the rods, the spinal column is the strongest, followed by the femur, and then the humerus." >ask attendant about weight The fishing attendant says, "The weights are really nothing special. If you want to fish on the surface, just don't use a weight at all. Use the ear if want your line to bob at a medium depth, and use the toe if you'd like your line to sink down to the very bottom."
In the tall basket you see:
a humerus bone fishing rod 20000 a femur bone fishing rod 30000 a spinal column fishing rod 40000 On the rhimar-lined crates you see:
a large rhimar-lined crate 50000 a small rhimar-lined crate 20000 In the compartmented tacklebox you see:
a heavy toe-shaped weight 1000 a light ear-shaped weight 1000 a marrow-filled bone lure 1000 a pustulent eyeball lure 1000 a matted hairball lure 1000 a bloody finger lure 1000 a spool of generic line 5000 a spool of twisted hair line 15000 a spool of tough ligament line 30000 a spool of strong sinewy line 50000
Positively Fletching
a hastily built shack, east of entry gate, go2 27428
| [Positively Fletching, Sales] | |
| The musty interior of the shack smells like a combination of freshly cut wood and old glue. Rows of yew shelving piled high with various wares line the otherwise bare walls. A thick ironwood door pockmarked by years of being used for target practice leads to a tiny workroom. Sitting next to the door is a small mesille stand. | |
| Obvious exits: out | |
The weapons in this shop have all been enchanted to the equivalent of ruic. The pouches have matching feathers inside. Fletchings created with the razors in this shop will have fire or cold flares. The razors will not last forever, so buy a lot! ~Perdu~
In the ironwood block you see:
a flame-etched razor 25000 a snow-etched razor In the small mesille stand you see:
a carved villswood heavy arbalest with mistwood inlay heavy crossbow 150000 a vine-etched mesille long bow with a leather-wrapped grip long bow 45000 a suede-wrapped hoarbeam composite bow with imflass inlay composite bow 80000 a pearl-inset mossbark light crossbow with a maple stock light crossbow 35000 a polished carmiln short bow with a sinew bowstring short bow 30000 On the yew shelving you see:
a feather-covered canvas fletching bag with a braided strap Pocketed: Slightly large (40-49)
any number of itemsshoulder/back-worn
functional25000 an ebon fletching bag stitched with multicolored feathers Pocketed: Slightly large (40-49)
any number of itemsshoulder/back-worn
functional25000 a fiery red leather pouch 10000 a shadowy black velvet pouch 10000 a saffron-hued suede pouch 10000 a mottled grey canvas pouch 10000 a turquoise silk pouch 10000