Uncouth Doublet

The Uncouth Wallflower Doublet was first released in the shop of the same name at the 2025 Ebon Gate Festival. OTS/1 Fluff Tier Analyze You analyze the goose-bellied doublet and sense that the creator has provided the following information: Welcome to the Uncouth Doublet of Evermore Hollow. The doublet is a multitier clothing item designed for the awkward person who doesn't have the grace that some were gifted with at birth. It is a multitier item that can be completely customized by its owner at higher tiers. It is designed to be worn over the front. A plain goose-bellied doublet is currently Tier 1 of 5. Fluff Verbs: Drink, Eat, Pat, Pull, Snort, and Turn But can be customized at higher tiers. The doublet base cannot be altered, lightened, or deepened. Any items used to modify the doublet will be consumed upon use. Stored Fabric: Unused Stored Ore: defaults to metallic Usage Verb Food Type First Third EAT Dry Foods Crumbs rain down onto your goose-bellied doublet as you devour your oatmeal raisin cookie. You brush at them distractedly, only to puff your belly further with the motion. Crumbs rain down her goose-bellied doublet as Firstperson devours her oatmeal raisin cookie, ineffectually brushing at them and causing her padded belly to puff out even more. Ice Cream & Filled With gusto, you bite into your vanilla ice cream, causing a dollop of frozen dessert to splatter squarely on your goose-bellied doublet. Without a second thought, you bend over your belly and promptly lick it clean. With gusto, Firstperson bites into her vanilla ice cream, causing a dollop of frozen dessert to splatter squarely on her goose-bellied doublet. Without hesitation, she bends forward and scrapes it clean with an exaggerated lick. Meat Grease slicks the belly of your goose-bellied doublet as you bite greedily into your grilled lamb chop, leaving a shining trail of your triumph across the padded swell. Grease slicks the belly of her goose-bellied doublet as Firstperson bites greedily into her grilled lamb chop, leaving a shining, triumphant trail behind. Fruit You tear a hearty bite from your blood orange, only to dribble a mess of juices down the swell of your goose-bellied doublet. With an exaggerated grunt, you swipe a hand across the padded belly, smearing it even further. Firstperson tears a hearty bite from her blood orange, dribbling a mess of juices down the front of her goose-bellied doublet. With an exaggerated grunt, she wipes at the mess, only managing to smear it wider across the padded fabric. (no food held) Nervously surveying the area, you absently pat your goose-bellied doublet belly, as if hoping a snack might magically appear tucked within its fold. Firstperson nervously pats the front of her goose-bellied doublet, as though expecting a forgotten snack to tumble free. ? Food This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! DRINK Any You guzzle your smoky tea, the amber liquid dribbling past your lips and down your chin. You curl your fingers into a fist at the edge of your goose-bellied doublet's sleeve and use it to wipe your chin. Firstperson guzzles her smoky tea, the amber liquid dribbling past her lips and down her chin. She uses the sleeve of her goose-bellied doublet to wipe her chin. DRINK (no drink held) Glancing around, you pantomime taking a drink, searching askance for a waiter or someone to help you. Glancing around, Firstperson pantomime taking a drink, and then searches askance for something. PATT n/a You thump your padded belly with a firm hand, trying to smooth the goose-bellied doublet back into shape after your latest blunder. It only puffs larger in protest. Firstperson thumps her padded goose-bellied doublet with a firm hand, attempting to smooth it down. Instead, it puffs out even more defiantly. PULL n/a You grab both sides of your goose-bellied doublet and yank them forward, hoping to cinch the ridiculous belly tighter. All you manage is a series of strained creaks and a dramatic puff of displaced air. Firstperson grabs both sides of her goose-bellied doublet and yanks hard, causing a series of strained creaks and a dramatic puff of displaced air from the bloated seams. SNORT (no drink in hand) A snort of laughter bursts out of you! You clutch your overstuffed goose-bellied doublet and double over, your padded belly shaking with the effort. A sudden snort of laughter bursts from Firstperson, who clutches the overstuffed belly of her goose-bellied doublet and doubles over, shaking with the effort. SNORT (drink in hand) Mid-swagger, you snort with laughter and accidentally spray a fine mist of dark brown liquid all over the puffed belly of your goose-bellied doublet. You hastily try to pat it dry, making it worse. Mid-swagger, Firstperson snorts with laughter, spraying a fine mist of dark brown liquid over the puffed belly of her goose-bellied doublet. she hastily pats at it, only smearing it further. TURN (You become prone) You attempt a gallant spin, but the sheer bulk of your goose-bellied doublet throws off your balance. With a wild stagger, you whirl twice and land flat on your back, arms akimbo. Firstperson attempts a gallant spin, but the bulk of her goose-bellied doublet throws off her balance. She staggers wildly, whirling twice before landing flat on her with an awkward grunt. Tier 2 Analyze You analyze the goose-bellied doublet and sense that the creator has provided the following information: Welcome to the Uncouth Doublet of Evermore Hollow. The doublet is a multitier clothing item designed for the awkward person who doesn't have the grace that some were gifted with at birth. It is a multitier item that can be completely customized by its owner at higher tiers. It is designed to be worn over the front. A plain goose-bellied doublet is currently Tier 2 of 5. Fluff Verbs: Drink, Eat, Giggle, Lean, Pat, Pull, Sashay, Snort, Sob, Swoon, and Turn But can be customized at higher tiers. The doublet base cannot be altered, lightened, or deepened. Any items used to modify the doublet will be consumed upon use. Stored Fabric: Unused Stored Ore: defaults to metallic Usage Verb First Third GIGGLE You let out a wheezing snicker, your belly quaking with each breath. One hand clutches your goose-bellied doublet while the other slaps against your thigh in approval of your own hilarity. Firstperson lets out a wheezing snicker, the belly of her goose-bellied doublet jiggling with the effort. One hand clutches the padded swell while the other slaps at her thigh in delighted approval. LEAN You waddle in an exaggerated arc, trying to navigate the space around you without tipping over from the front-heavy weight of your goose-bellied doublet. With an awkward gait, Firstperson waddles in a wide arc, clearly compensating for the padded swell of her goose-bellied doublet that threatens to pitch her forward. SASHAY You attempt an impressive strut, thrusting out your belly with every step. You suddenly trip, the weight of the pronounced belly on your goose-bellied doublet causing you to suddenly jerk forward. You stumble, yelp, and then straighten up as if nothing ever happened. Firstperson thrusts out her padded belly in an exaggerated strut. She suddenly trips, the weight of the pronounced belly on her goose-bellied doublet causing her to jerk forward suddenly. She stumbles for a moment before putting on an aloof air and pretending nothing happened. SOB The weight of your day and the burden of your goose-bellied doublet crash down upon you. Heaving a sob, you slump forward and clutch your padded belly like it is a beloved pet, your sleeves soaking up the worst of your sniffling. Firstperson suddenly slumps forward and heaves a sob, clutching the stuffed belly of her goose-bellied doublet as if it were a loyal pet. She snuffles noisily into her sleeve. SWOON You throw yourself into a dramatic slouch, your chin against your chest, and one hand lifted to your forehead. Unfortunately, your belly bumps gives you unneeded momentum and you go flying forward. You collapse in a heap, groaning about bruised dignity. Firstperson throws herself into a dramatic slouch, her chin against her chest, and one hand lifted to her forehead. The padded belly of her goose-bellied doublet bumps gives her unneeded momentum and she goes flying forward. With a wild flail, she lands in a heap and mutters about bruised dignity. SWOON (near a trash receptacle) Tier 3 The gown can be customized at this tier. It allows a customized article, color with dye, and a long description by adding a ribbon. Analyze You analyze the goose-bellied doublet and sense that the creator has provided the following information: Welcome to the Uncouth Doublet of Evermore Hollow. The doublet is a multitier clothing item designed for the awkward person who doesn't have the grace that some were gifted with at birth. It is a multitier item that can be completely customized by its owner at higher tiers. It is designed to be worn over the front. A plain goose-bellied doublet is currently Tier 3 of 5. Fluff Verbs: Drink, Eat, Giggle, Lean, Pat, Pull, Sashay, Snort, Sob, Swoon, and Turn Customization Verbs: PINCH - Changes the Article of the doublet POUR - Changes the Adjective of the doublet by allowing you to pour dye on it PUSH - Adds a ribbon to customize the fabric type of the doublet TWIST - Changes the long description of the doublet A merchant can offer the following customizations for you: Article Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Long Design Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed The doublet base cannot be altered, lightened, or deepened beyond the above customization options. Any items used to modify the doublet will be consumed upon use. Stored Fabric: Unused Stored Ore: defaults to metallic Usage Verb First Third PINCH This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! Changes the Article of the doublet. POUR This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! Changes the Adjective of the doublet by allowing you to pour dye on it. PUSH This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! Adds a ribbon to customize the fabric type of the doublet. TWIST This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! Changes the long description of the doublet. Tier 4 Analyze You analyze the goose-bellied doublet and sense that the creator has provided the following information: Welcome to the Uncouth Doublet of Evermore Hollow. The doublet is a multitier clothing item designed for the awkward person who doesn't have the grace that some were gifted with at birth. It is a multitier item that can be completely customized by its owner at higher tiers. It is designed to be worn over the front. A plain goose-bellied doublet is currently Tier 4 of 5. Fluff Verbs: Drink, Eat, Giggle, Lean, Pat, Pull, Sashay, Snort, Sob, Swoon, and Turn Customization Verbs: CLEAN - Wipes out all customization fields FLIP - Changes the long description of the doublet to a preset w. buttons NUDGE - Adds a piece of ore to customize long descriptions about buttons on the doublet PINCH - Changes the Article of the doublet POUR - Changes the Adjective of the doublet by allowing you to pour dye on it PUSH - Adds a ribbon to customize the fabric type of the doublet TWIST - Changes the long description of the doublet TICKLE - Changes the noun of the doublet A merchant can offer the following customizations for you: Article Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Long Design Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Ore Embellishment Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed The doublet base cannot be altered, lightened, or deepened beyond the above customization options. Any items used to modify the doublet will be consumed upon use. Stored Fabric: Unused Stored Ore: defaults to metallic Usage Verb First Third CLEAN This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! Wipes out all customization fields. FLIP This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! Changes the long description of the doublet to a preset w. buttons. NUDGE This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! Adds a piece of ore to customize long descriptions about buttons on the doublet. TICKLE This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! Changes the noun of the doublet. Tier 5 This tier provides added convenience to changing the various gown customizations as well as fluff. Various customization options are listed below. Analyze ou analyze the goose-bellied doublet and sense that the creator has provided the following information: Welcome to the Uncouth Doublet of Evermore Hollow. The doublet is a multitier clothing item designed for the awkward person who doesn't have the grace that some were gifted with at birth. It is a multitier item that can be completely customized by its owner at higher tiers. It is designed to be worn over the front. A plain goose-bellied doublet is currently Tier 5 of 5. Fluff Verbs: Drink, Eat, Gawk, Gaze, Giggle, Lean, Pat, Peer, Ponder, Pull, Sashay, Snort, Sob, Swoon, and Turn Customization Verbs: CLEAN - Wipes out all customization fields FLIP - Changes the long description of the doublet to a preset w. buttons GAZE - Provides a list of available Article Options on the doublet GAWK - Provides a list of available Noun Options on the doublet PEER - Provides a list of Ore Designs on the doublet NUDGE - Adds a piece of ore to customize long descriptions about buttons on the doublet PINCH - Changes the Article of the doublet PONDER - Provides a list of LONG Designs on the doublet POUR - Changes the Adjective of the doublet by allowing you to pour dye on it PUSH - Adds a ribbon to customize the fabric type of the doublet TWIST - Changes the long description of the doublet TICKLE - Changes the noun of the doublet WHISPER - Fast-Tracks customization options by whispering custom #. A merchant can offer the following customizations for you: Article Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Long Design Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Ore Embellishment Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed The doublet base cannot be altered, lightened, or deepened beyond the above customization options. Any items used to modify the doublet will be consumed upon use. Stored Fabric: Unused Stored Ore: defaults to metallic Usage Verb Style First Third PONDER In hand NA Long embellishments list. Worn You ponder the subtle differences between horrible courtly fashion and what now clings stubbornly to your frame. Your fingers knot restlessly at the seams of your goose-bellied doublet. Firstperson gazes skyward, fingers knotting restlessly at the seams of her goose-bellied doublet as she loses herself in thought. GAZE In hand You may PINCH the gown to cycle through the article options or WHISPER my gown Article # to change the article. (See customization options below.) NA Provides list of article options. Worn You gaze thoughtfully at your goose-bellied doublet, already imagining ridiculous improvements you could make to it. Firstperson gazes thoughtfully at her goose-bellied doublet, a spark of absurd ambition lighting her features. GAWK In hand NA Provides list of noun options. Worn You gawk at your goose-bellied doublet, overwhelmed by the combination of bluster and poor tailoring. Firstperson gawks at her goose-bellied doublet, clearly overwhelmed by its design. GLANCE In hand NA Provides list of ore options. Worn You glance about warily, puffing your chest to emphasize the grand, if battered, look of your goose-bellied doublet. Firstperson glances about warily, puffing out her chest to better show off the battered splendor of her goose-bellied doublet. WHISPER USAGE: WHISPER MY {doublet} [{ARTICLE} #] or [{NOUN} #] or [{ORE} #] or [{LONG} #] This section has not been added yet; please add to it now! Allows you to whisper a design type and # from above so you don't have to cycle through options. Additional Information Customization Options The following options are visible as part of the full verb readouts noted above for the Tier 5 gown. Using WHISPER or other appropriate verbs will allow you to change your gown based on the options available. PONDER: You distract yourself with thoughts of ore embellishments for your goose-bellied doublet. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The Uncouth Doublet Long Embellishment List ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 1. belted by a cracked leather strap 14. gathered sloppily by an unraveling woolen cord 2. bound at the waist by a tattered velvet sash 15. girded with a frayed hempen rope knotted at the side 3. caught up at the shoulder in a flap of patched brocade 16. lashed together with strips of cracked oilcloth 4. cinched awkwardly by a chain of battered pewter disks 17. looped clumsily with garish crepe paper streamers 5. cinched tightly by a stained satin cord 18. marked by a deeply dented paunch 6. crisscrossed by strips of rumpled velvet sashing 19. puffed unevenly with misplaced extra stuffing 7. cross-bound by a sagging strip of sun-bleached canvas 20. sagging beneath a mess of faded silk tassels 8. crowned with a patchwork of quilted velvet scraps 21. slashed across the sleeves with rough-cut satin bands 9. dangling loops of broken embroidery thread 22. stitched unevenly with fraying golden cords 10. decorated with dangling faded ribbons 23. tangled in sagging coils of limp cotton braid 11. draped askew with a stitched-together curtain fringe 24. trimmed with a trail of moth-eaten brocade 12. draped with a poorly dyed feather boa 25. Not Yet Customized 13. fastened unevenly with thick twine 26. Not Yet Customized ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ You may TWIST the doublet to cycle through the LONG embellishment options or WHISPER my doublet LONG # to change the current ore embellishment. GAZE: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The Uncouth Doublet Article List ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 1. a baggy 8. a moth-nibbled 15. a slouched 2. a dowdy 9. a peascod belly 16. a squat 3. a dumpy 10. a rumpled 17. a sweat-staned 4. a frumpy 11. a rumple-fronged 18. a wrinkled 5. a goose-bellied 12. a sagging 19. an ill-fitted 6. a loose-fitting 13. a saggy bellied 20. Not Yet Customized 7. a lumpish 14. a shabby 21. Not Yet Customized ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ You may PINCH the doublet to cycle through the article options or WHISPER my doublet Article # to change the article. GAWK: As your eyes roam your goose-bellied doublet, your mind wanders to the ways you can change it. ~*~*~ The Uncouth Doublet Noun List ~*~*~ 1. doublet 4. tabard 2. jerkin 5. tunic 3. pourpoint 6. waistcoat ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ You may TICKLE the doublet to cycle through the options or WHISPER my doublet NOUN # to change its base noun. PEER: You distract yourself with thoughts of button embellishments for your goose-bellied doublet. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The Uncouth Doublet Ore Embellishment List ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 1. adorned with crooked metallic medals 12. side-laced in frayed cords through rusted metallic eyelets 2. back-laced in rusted metallic links 13. laden in tarnished metallic commendations 3. bristling with twisted metallic laurels 14. sleeve-fastened by tarnished metallic toggles 4. burdened by oversized faux metallic medallions 15. sleeve-pinned at uneven angles by dull metallic clasps 5. cinched off-center by a dented metallic buckle 16. stitched haphazardly in battered metallic plaques 6. corset-bound by faux metallic toggles 17. threaded carelessly with flattened metallic wire 7. cuff-pinned by bent metallic thumbtacks 18. trailing misaligned metallic buttons 8. laden in metallic-faced award ribbons 19. weighed down by rusted metallic trophies 9. hem-pinned with discolored metallic disks 20. weighted down by a chain of dented metallic disks 10. pinned askew by bent metallic badges 21. Not Yet Customized 11. pinned loosely with crooked metallic tailor's pins 22. Not Yet Customized ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ You may FLIP the doublet to cycle through the ore embellishment options or WHISPER my doublet ORE # to change the current ore embellishment.

Uncouth Doublet Information Type Fluff Item Classification Clothing Item(s) Applied to Clothing Alterable No Light/Deep No Customizable Yes Custom 2 Article 2 Long Embellishments 2 Ore Embellishments Original Release Venue Evermore Hollow Original Release Year 2025 Tiered Yes Number of Tiers 5 How to Unlock Certificate Corresponding Item Scripts Uncouth Wallflower Gown Item Verbs CLEAN DRINK EAT FLIP GAWK GAZE GIGGLE LEAN NUDGE PAT PEER PINCH PONDER POUR PULL PUSH SASHAY SNORT SOB SWOON TICKLE TURN TWIST WHISPER