EHShop:Twisted Ways/2023

a gouge-riddled storefront, [Map Room XX], Room# 8083095, Lich# LXX, go gouge-riddled storefront

Twisted Ways, Windy Storefront

[Twisted Ways, Windy Storefront - 8084324]
The walls of the store's entrance have been sundered and blackened, the larger holes patched with strips of metal and planks of wood. Wisps of smoke and vapor spiral around a lazy little twisting dust devil slowly drifting across a patch of loose floorboards. The shop continues beyond a long cracked display rack, narrowing sharply where the walls have almost entirely caved in. You also see a twisted dark iron sign hanging from tangled chains and a battered rusty iron bucket wedged into a cracked floorboard.
Obvious exits: northeast, northwest, out

a lazy little twisting dust devil
Comprised mainly of churning air, vapor, and smoke, the twisting dust devil also carries some pieces of deconstructed furniture along with it.  A pair of carved wooden table legs and the remains of a rotted red velvet cushion spin rapidly, silently moving in unison within the expanding and contracting central vortex.  Bits of fluff from the cushion spin in a wavering ring near the top of the twisting dust devil, crowning it with its greatest achievement thus far.

a twisted dark iron sign hanging from tangled chains
In the Common language, it reads:

       ~~ Twisted Ways ~~

 Weapons on the rack are Twisted Weapons, Vacuum Edition.

  * These ones are primarily made of white ora and flare with a collapsing void.

  * Equivalent to twenty castings by an enchanter (+20).

 ** Able to gain affinity when treated with the black polishing cloth (sold here).

*** Further empowered with the white whetstone (sold here) and will damage your foes when full affinity is reached.

In the rusty iron bucket you see: a glowing pure white whetstone and a void black polishing cloth.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a glowing pure white whetstone	unlock certificate		Twisted weapon Your whetstone will unlock Twisted Flares on a Twisted Weapon - Vacuum Edition ONLY. * You must unlock Twisted Affinity before using this whetstone on such a weapon.	40,000
a void black polishing cloth	unlock certificate		Twisted weapon Your cloth will unlock Twisted Affinity on a Twisted Weapon - Vacuum Edition ONLY.	250

On the cracked display rack you see: a white-runed twisted faewood asaya carved with dark whorls, a twisted white ora spikestar etched with dark whorls, a twisted white ora ridgemace etched with dark whorls, a twisted white ora warlance etched with dark whorls, a twisted white ora yari etched with dark whorls, a twisted white ora tetsubo etched with dark whorls, a twisted white ora katana etched with dark whorls, a twisted white ora kunai etched with dark whorls, a twisted white ora tachi etched with dark whorls, a twisted white ora ono etched with dark whorls, a twisted white ora wakizashi etched with dark whorls, and a twisted white ora tanto etched with dark whorls.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a white-runed twisted faewood asaya carved with dark whorls	rune staff	4 lbs Material: faewood	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250
a twisted white ora spikestar etched with dark whorls	morning star	8 lbs Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250
a twisted white ora ridgemace etched with dark whorls	mace	8 lbs Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250
a twisted white ora warlance etched with dark whorls	lance	15 lbs Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250
a twisted white ora yari etched with dark whorls	spear	6 lbs Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250
a twisted white ora tetsubo etched with dark whorls	maul	8 lbs Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250
a twisted white ora katana etched with dark whorls	katana	6 lbs Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares Heavily Weighted (Critical)	7,750
a twisted white ora kunai etched with dark whorls	katar	4 lbs Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250
a twisted white ora tachi etched with dark whorls	longsword	5 lbs Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250
a twisted white ora ono etched with dark whorls	handaxe	6 lbs Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250
a twisted white ora wakizashi etched with dark whorls	short sword	4 lbs Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250
a twisted white ora tanto etched with dark whorls	dagger	< 1 lb Material: white ora	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Sanctified Vacuum Flares	2,250

Twisted Ways, Smoldering Corner

[Twisted Ways, Smoldering Corner - 8084325]
Intense heat emanates from a glowing red pile of twisted weapons in the back corner of the desolated interior of this shop. Thick wooden beams are irreparably scorched, once supporting the remnants of wooden racks that displayed merchandise on the now rubble-littered floor. Colorful glass fragments mark the walls, deformed where they have melted into the soot-stained stonework. A splintered section of the ceiling hangs dangerously low, and all but the shortest visitors must duck to avoid its jagged edges. You also see a blackened brass sign that barely clings to the wall and a scorched wooden case wedged under a fallen beam.
Obvious exits: southwest, west

a blackened brass sign that barely clings to the wall
In the Common language, it reads:

       ~~ Twisted Ways ~~

 Weapons in the pile are Twisted Weapons, Fire Edition.

  * These ones are primarily made of drake and flare with intense heat.

  * Equivalent to twenty castings by an enchanter (+20).

 ** Able to gain affinity once treated with the red polishing cloth (sold here).

*** Further empowered with the red whetstone (sold here) and will damage your foes when full affinity is reached.

In the wooden case you see: a glowing flame red whetstone and a flame red polishing cloth.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a glowing flame red whetstone	unlock certificate		Twisted weapon Your whetstone will unlock Twisted Flares on a Twisted Weapon - Fire Edition ONLY. * You must unlock Twisted Affinity before using this whetstone on such a weapon.	40,000
a flame red polishing cloth	unlock certificate		Twisted weapon Your cloth will unlock Twisted Affinity on a Twisted Weapon - Fire Edition ONLY.	250

In the red pile you see: a crimson-runed twisted drake scepter etched with pale spirals, a crimson-runed twisted drake spikestar etched with pale spirals, a crimson-runed twisted drake quadrelle etched with pale spirals, a crimson-runed twisted drake sarissa etched with pale spirals, a crimson-runed twisted drake partizan etched with pale spirals, a crimson-runed twisted drake maul etched with pale spirals, a crimson-runed twisted drake espadon etched with pale spirals, a crimson-runed twisted drake slasher etched with pale spirals, a crimson-runed twisted drake tomahawk etched with pale spirals, a crimson-runed twisted drake backslasher etched with pale spirals, a crimson-runed twisted drake rapier etched with pale spirals, and a crimson-runed twisted drake stiletto etched with pale spirals.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a crimson-runed twisted drake scepter etched with pale spirals	rune staff	4 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake spikestar etched with pale spirals	morning star	8 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake quadrelle etched with pale spirals	mace	8 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake sarissa etched with pale spirals	lance	15 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake partizan etched with pale spirals	spear	6 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake maul etched with pale spirals	maul	8 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake espadon etched with pale spirals	bastard sword	9 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake slasher etched with pale spirals	katar	4 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake tomahawk etched with pale spirals	handaxe	6 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake backslasher etched with pale spirals	short sword	4 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake rapier etched with pale spirals	rapier	3 lbs Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750
a crimson-runed twisted drake stiletto etched with pale spirals	dagger	< 1 lb Material: drake	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Fire Flares	1,750

Twisted Ways, Frozen Corner

[Twisted Ways, Frozen Corner - 8084326]
Cooled vapor hovers in the air, and tendrils of hoarfrost pattern the walls and ceiling of this crowded space. An icy blue frost-covered crate nearly fills the entire corner, the floor slick with ice around it. Moist floorboards are riddled with mold, warped and swollen from exposure to constant gusts of dry heat from the eastern corner of the shop. You also see a bent frost-covered sign affixed to a cracked wooden beam and a frozen silver-banded shelf.
Obvious exits: east, southeast

a bent frost-covered sign affixed to a cracked wooden beam
In the Common language, it reads:

       ~~ Twisted Ways ~~

 Weapons in the crate are Twisted Weapons, Frost Edition.

  * These ones are primarily made of rhimar and flare with a freezing chill.

  * Equivalent to twenty castings by an enchanter (+20).

 ** Able to gain affinity when treated with the blue polishing cloth (sold here).

*** Further empowered with the blue whetstone (sold here) and will damage your foes when full affinity is reached.

On the silver-banded shelf you see: a glowing icy blue whetstone and a frosted blue polishing cloth.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a glowing icy blue whetstone	unlock certificate		Twisted weapon Your whetstone will unlock Twisted Flares on a Twisted Weapon - Frost Edition ONLY. * You must unlock Twisted Affinity before using this whetstone on such a weapon.	40,000
a frosted blue polishing cloth	unlock certificate		Twisted weapon Your cloth will unlock Twisted Affinity on a Twisted Weapon - Frost Edition ONLY.	250

In the frost-covered crate you see: a glyph-etched twisted rhimar staff flecked with blue shards, a glyph-etched twisted rhimar spikestar flecked with blue shards, a glyph-etched twisted rhimar mace flecked with blue shards, a glyph-etched twisted rhimar pike flecked with blue shards, a glyph-etched twisted rhimar spear flecked with blue shards, a glyph-etched twisted rhimar maul flecked with blue shards, a glyph-etched twisted rhimar warsword flecked with blue shards, a glyph-etched twisted rhimar katar flecked with blue shards, a glyph-etched twisted rhimar cleaver flecked with blue shards, a glyph-etched twisted rhimar kris flecked with blue shards, a glyph-etched twisted rhimar epee flecked with blue shards, and a glyph-etched twisted rhimar dagger flecked with blue shards.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar staff flecked with blue shards	rune staff	4 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar spikestar flecked with blue shards	morning star	8 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar mace flecked with blue shards	mace	8 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar pike flecked with blue shards	lance	15 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar spear flecked with blue shards	spear	6 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar maul flecked with blue shards	maul	8 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar warsword flecked with blue shards	bastard sword	9 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar katar flecked with blue shards	katar	4 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar cleaver flecked with blue shards	handaxe	6 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar kris flecked with blue shards	short sword	4 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar epee flecked with blue shards	rapier	3 lbs Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750
a glyph-etched twisted rhimar dagger flecked with blue shards	dagger	< 1 lb Material: rhimar	Twisted weapon Enchant: +20 Cold Flares	1,750