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a bright wooden wagon, [Map Room XX], Room# 4422204, Lich# LXX, go wooden wagon

More Fantabulous

[More Fantabulous - 9074202]
Golden oak boards comprise the wagon's floor, with a deep blue rug running down the center. A carved fel table runs along one wall, while a wide peachwood stand lines the opposite wall. You also see a brass-framed applewood sign.
Obvious exits: north, out

a brass-framed applewood sign
In the Common language, it reads:
Everybodies needs fantabulous things, and heres you can gets More Fantabulous!
All weapons, shields, and armor have beens enchanted four times.
 
Helm is alreadys fully fantabulous.
Armor can be mades more fantabulous one time
Weapons and shields can be mades more fantabulous two times
Lucky peoples who find Gizwizit cans gets things made more fantabulous!

On the peachwood stand you see: some polished dark silver platemail rivetted with black steel, some polished dark silver platemail rivetted with zorchar, a burnished dark green jazerant reinforced with black steel rings, a burnished dark green jazerant reinforced with zorchar rings, some rough pyrothag hide brigandine with black steel studs, some rough pyrothag hide brigandine with zorchar studs, some sleek eel skin double leathers banded with black steel, some sleek eel skin double leathers banded with zorchar, some ebon casting leathers inscribed with black steel sigils, some ebon casting leathers inscribed with zorchar sigils, some sandy rolton wool robes with a black steel-studded collar, some sandy rolton wool robes with a zorchar-studded collar, a slate grey mithril greathelm inlaid with black steel, a slate grey mithril greathelm inlaid with zorchar, a sun-bleached orase pavis edged with black steel, a sun-bleached orase pavis edged with zorchar, a smooth kakore lantern shield bound with black steel, and a zorchar-bound kakore lantern shield.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
some polished dark silver platemail rivetted with black steel	full plate	75 lbs Material: steel shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The platemail isn't unlocked.	659,000
some polished dark silver platemail rivetted with zorchar	full plate	75 lbs Material: steel shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The platemail isn't unlocked.	725,000
a burnished dark green jazerant reinforced with black steel rings	augmented chain	26 lbs Material: steel shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The jazerant isn't unlocked.	466,000
a burnished dark green jazerant reinforced with zorchar rings	augmented chain	26 lbs Material: steel shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The jazerant isn't unlocked.	512,000
some rough pyrothag hide brigandine with black steel studs	brigandine armor	25 lbs Material: leather shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The brigandine isn't unlocked.	350,000
some rough pyrothag hide brigandine with zorchar studs	brigandine armor	25 lbs Material: leather shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The brigandine isn't unlocked.	384,000
some sleek eel skin double leathers banded with black steel	double leather	16 lbs Material: leather shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The leathers isn't unlocked.	218,000
some sleek eel skin double leathers banded with zorchar	double leather	16 lbs Material: leather shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The leathers isn't unlocked.	239,000
some ebon casting leathers inscribed with black steel sigils	full leather	13 lbs Material: leather shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The leathers isn't unlocked.	171,000
some ebon casting leathers inscribed with zorchar sigils	full leather	13 lbs Material: leather shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The leathers isn't unlocked.	188,000
some sandy rolton wool robes with a black steel-studded collar	flowing robes	8 lbs Material: cloth shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The robes isn't unlocked.	70,500
some sandy rolton wool robes with a zorchar-studded collar	flowing robes	8 lbs Material: cloth shirt-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The robes isn't unlocked.	77,500
a slate grey mithril greathelm inlaid with black steel	visored helm	4 lbs Material: mithril head-worn (functional)	Enchant: +5 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. This cannot be a leather/hide helm, or coif. There are no further unlocks for this item. The verbs Wear, Remove, and Rub can be used on your grey mithril greathelm.	93,500
a slate grey mithril greathelm inlaid with zorchar	visored helm	4 lbs Material: mithril head-worn (functional)	Enchant: +5 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. This cannot be a leather/hide helm, or coif. There are no further unlocks for this item. The verbs Wear, Remove, and Rub can be used on your grey mithril greathelm.	93,500
a sun-bleached orase pavis edged with black steel	tower shield	12 lbs Material: orase shoulder-slung (functional)	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The pavis isn't unlocked. The verbs Wear, Remove, and Dust can be used on your orase pavis.	79,000
a sun-bleached orase pavis edged with zorchar	tower shield	12 lbs Material: orase shoulder-slung (functional)	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The pavis isn't unlocked. The verbs Wear, Remove, and Dust can be used on your orase pavis.	84,500
a smooth kakore lantern shield bound with black steel	reinforced shield	8 lbs Material: kakore shoulder-slung (functional)	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The shield isn't unlocked. The verbs Wear, Remove, and Dust can be used on your kakore lantern shield.	64,000
a zorchar-bound kakore lantern shield	reinforced shield	8 lbs Material: kakore shoulder-slung (functional)	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The shield isn't unlocked. The verbs Wear, Remove, and Dust can be used on your kakore lantern shield.	69,000

On the fel table you see: a walnut-hafted sarissa with a black steel-reinforced tip, a walnut-hafted sarissa with a zorchar-reinforced tip, a long pine-haft spear with a black steel point, a long pine-haft spear with a zorchar point, a heavy black steel-edged warsword with a mithril crossguard, a heavy zorchar-edged warsword with a mithril crossguard, a stout fel-hafted sledgehammer with wide black steel bands, a stout fel-hafted sledgehammer with wide zorchar bands, a burnished pine-hafted ridgemace with black steel flanges, a burnished pine-hafted ridgemace with thick zorchar flanges, a maple-hafted morning star with black steel spikes, a maple-hafted morning star with zorchar spikes, an ash-hafted crescent axe with a black steel-covered bit, an ash-hafted crescent axe with a zorchar-covered bit, a curved black steel-edged badelaire with invar quillions, a curved zorchar-edged badelaire with invar quillions, a slender brass-hilted langsax edged with black steel, a slender brass-hilted langsax edged with zorchar, a heavy bronze-hilted dagger with a black steel point, and a heavy bronze-hilted dagger with a reinforced zorchar point.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a walnut-hafted sarissa with a black steel-reinforced tip	lance	15 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The sarissa isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your walnut-hafted sarissa.	72,500
a walnut-hafted sarissa with a zorchar-reinforced tip	lance	15 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The sarissa isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your walnut-hafted sarissa.	80,000
a long pine-haft spear with a black steel point	spear	6 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The spear isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your pine-hafted spear.	22,500
a long pine-haft spear with a zorchar point	spear	6 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The spear isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your pine-hafted spear.	24,500
a heavy black steel-edged warsword with a mithril crossguard	bastard sword	9 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The warsword isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your steel-edged warsword.	123,000
a heavy zorchar-edged warsword with a mithril crossguard	bastard sword	9 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The warsword isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your zorchar-edged warsword.	135,000
a stout fel-hafted sledgehammer with wide black steel bands	maul	8 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The sledgehammer isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your fel-hafted sledgehammer.	109,000
a stout fel-hafted sledgehammer with wide zorchar bands	maul	8 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The sledgehammer isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your fel-hafted sledgehammer.	119,000
a burnished pine-hafted ridgemace with black steel flanges	mace	8 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The ridgemace isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your pine-hafted ridgemace.	72,500
a burnished pine-hafted ridgemace with thick zorchar flanges	mace	8 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The ridgemace isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your pine-hafted ridgemace.	80,000
a maple-hafted morning star with black steel spikes	morning star	8 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The star isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your morning star.	94,000
a maple-hafted morning star with zorchar spikes	morning star	8 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The star isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your morning star.	104,000
an ash-hafted crescent axe with a black steel-covered bit	handaxe	6 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The axe isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your crescent axe.	72,500
an ash-hafted crescent axe with a zorchar-covered bit	handaxe	6 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The axe isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your crescent axe.	80,000
a curved black steel-edged badelaire with invar quillions	falchion	5 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The badelaire isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your steel-edged badelaire.	94,000
a curved zorchar-edged badelaire with invar quillions	falchion	5 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The badelaire isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your zorchar-edged badelaire.	104,000
a slender brass-hilted langsax edged with black steel	longsword	5 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The langsax isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your brass-hilted langsax.	72,500
a slender brass-hilted langsax edged with zorchar	longsword	5 lbs Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The langsax isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your brass-hilted langsax.	80,000
a heavy bronze-hilted dagger with a black steel point	dagger	< 1 lb Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The dagger isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your bronze-hilted dagger.	19,000
a heavy bronze-hilted dagger with a reinforced zorchar point	dagger	< 1 lb Material: steel	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but should not be altered into something broken, dull, or weak-looking, as the messaging indicates superior craftsmanship that is kept maintained. The dagger isn't unlocked. The verbs Pull, Gaze, and Raise can be used on your bronze-hilted dagger.	20,750

More Fantabulous, Hatch

[More Fantabulous, Hatch - 9074203]
Only the edges of the polished oak floor are visible, as most is covered by a bright blue rug. Some invar hooks hang from one wall, while a thick cherrywood rack flanks the opposite. A burnished steel hatch leads into the rear of the wagon. You also see a brass-framed applewood sign.
Obvious exits: south

a brass-framed applewood sign
In the Common language, it reads:
Everythings on hooks and rack is mades for unarmed combat and are fantabulous
Alls have been enchanted four times.
Pay close attention to the items as most have a bit more to their look
Any item with metal on them have been infused with flares
Black steel has been infused with a dark substance that produces vacuum flares
 
Lucky peoples who finds Gizwizit the Great cans have chance to have their things made more fantabulous!

On the invar hooks you see: some pale cavela handwraps, a pair of rakkein gloves with black steel studs, a pair of steelhorn hide gloves with gornar-studded knuckles, a pair of seagoat suede gloves studded with zochar, a pair of stouthide gloves reinforced with rhimar studs, and a pair of kish'dal hide gloves with drakar-reinforced knuckles.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
some pale cavela handwraps	UAC gloves	< 1 lb Material: leather hand-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of hand worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The handwraps are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your cavela handwraps.	25,000
a pair of rakkein gloves with black steel studs	UAC gloves	< 1 lb Material: leather hand-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of hand worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The gloves are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your rakkein gloves.	52,000
a pair of steelhorn hide gloves with gornar-studded knuckles	UAC gloves	< 1 lb Material: leather hand-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Impact Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of hand worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The gloves are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your steelhorn hide gloves.	45,000
a pair of seagoat suede gloves studded with zochar	UAC gloves	< 1 lb Material: leather hand-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of hand worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The gloves are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your seagoat suede gloves.	57,500
a pair of stouthide gloves reinforced with rhimar studs	UAC gloves	< 1 lb Material: leather hand-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Cold Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of hand worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The gloves are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your stouthide gloves.	45,000
a pair of kish'dal hide gloves with drakar-reinforced knuckles	UAC gloves	< 1 lb Material: leather hand-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Fire Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of hand worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The gloves are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your kish'dal hide gloves.	45,000

On the cherrywood rack you see: some weathered kidskin footwraps, a pair of orc hide boots with black steel-covered toes, a pair of goblin skin boots with gornar toes, a pair of giant skin boots with zorchar-dusted toes, a pair of ogre hide boots with rhimar-reinforced toes, and a pair of troll hide boots with rough drakar toes.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
some weathered kidskin footwraps	UAC boots	2 lbs Material: leather feet-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of foot worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The footwraps are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your kidskin footwraps.	45,000
a pair of orc hide boots with black steel-covered toes	UAC boots	2 lbs Material: leather feet-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Vacuum Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of foot worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The boots are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your orc hide boots.	118,000
a pair of goblin skin boots with gornar toes	UAC boots	2 lbs Material: leather feet-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Impact Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of foot worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The boots are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your goblin skin boots.	100,000
a pair of giant skin boots with zorchar-dusted toes	UAC boots	2 lbs Material: leather feet-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Lightning Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of foot worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The boots are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your giant skin boots.	128,000
a pair of ogre hide boots with rhimar-reinforced toes	UAC boots	2 lbs Material: leather feet-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Cold Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of foot worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The boots are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your ogre hide boots.	100,000
a pair of troll hide boots with rough drakar toes	UAC boots	2 lbs Material: leather feet-worn (functional)	Enchant: +20 Fire Flares Analyze Analyze: This item can be altered, but must remain some type of foot worn item that has an approved noun for Unarmed Combat Gear. The boots are not unlocked. The verbs Raise and Nudge can be used on your troll hide boots.	100,000

More Fantabulous, Storage

[More Fantabulous, Storage - 9074204]
Numerous wooden crates and boxes are stacked up throughout this storerom. One area near the real wall is kept clear, save for a small padded cot and a cushioned tanik bench. A polished silver lamp hangs low on the wall just above the cot.
Obvious exits: out