The Uncouth Wallflower Gown

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The Uncouth Wallflower Gown begins as a sack-like plain dress but has the ability to accept items for adornment in various fields. At higher tiers, the noun can be changed. The various fields are further customizable by a merchant. Analyze Welcome to the Uncouth Wallflower Gown of Evermore Hollow. The dress is a multi-tier clothing item designed for the awkward person who doesn't have the grace that some were gifted with at birth. It is a multi-tier item that can be completely customized by its owner at higher tiers. A sack-like plain dress is currently Tier 1 of 5. Fluff Verbs: Drink, Eat, Pat, Pull, Snort, and Turn The dress cannot be altered, lightened, or deepened. But can be customized at higher tiers. Any items used to modify the dress will be consumed upon use. Tier 1 Usage Verb Style First Third DRINK No drink Glancing around, you pantomime taking a drink, askantly searching for a waiter or someone to help you. Glancing around, XXX pantomime taking a drink, and then askantly searches for something. DRINK With drink You guzzle your melon-berry punch, the pink liquid dribbling past your lips and down your chin. You curl your fingers into a fist at the edge of your plain dress's sleeve and use it to wipe your chin. XXX guzzles her melon-berry punch, the pink liquid dribbling past her lips and down her chin. She uses the sleeve of her plain dress to wipe her chin. EAT No food Trying to remain inconspicuous, you gnaw nervously on the sleeve of your plain dress as you watch your surroundings. Trying to remain inconspicuous, Caeileen gnaws on the sleeve of her plain dress as she nervously watches her surroundings. EAT With food You take a great big bite of your lemon meringue pie, causing a large pat of filling to loudly slap upon your decolletage. Tilting your head, you glance surreptitiously around and shrug before leaning forward and lapping it up. Suddenly remembering your surroundings, you slowly look up with a blush. XXX takes a great big bite of her lemon meringue pie, causing a large pat of filling to loudly slap upon her decolletage. Tilting her head, and not missing a beat, she leans forward and laps it up off her exposed flesh. Suddenly remembering her surroundings, she slowly looks up with a blush. PAT Realizing your skirts are misaligned from the bodice of your plain dress, you give what you think is a gentle tug. Unfortunately, you aren't used to such subtle behavior and end up battling with the garment. You hear a seam pop during your fashion brawl and turn sixteen shades of red as you fervently hope that no one is watching. With jerky movements, XXX tugs the skirts of her gown into place. The movement is swift, reminiscent of a barmaid batting at the hand of an overfriendly patron. As she gives it another sharp pull, you hear an unseemly ripping sound and watch as she turns sixteen shades of red. PULL Feeling the bodice of your plain dress slip, you grab the front with both hands and pull the unholy device forcibly up higher on your chest. Indiscreetly, XXX grabs onto the front of her plain dress and yanks it higher up her body. SNORT You laugh at your circumstances, the familiar sound of your voice ringing out as you clutch the stomach of your plain dress and wave off any would-be rescuers with your free hand. Braying like an uncultured swine, XXX clutches the stomach of her plain dress as she laughs, flapping her other hand wildly in the air. TURN While standing You dance with grace and poise, swishing your skirts of your plain dress about you and hoping that you remember all the moves correctly. You pirouette on one foot, feeling divine and light, and then wonder what is going on as your foot gets tangled in the suddenly loose underskirts. Flailing like a mad woman, you tumble to the ground in a pool of fabric Twisting and twirling, Caeileen's limbs seem to be akimbo to her waist, but somehow, she manages to perform a small pirouette. As she completes her turn, the skirts tucked into the waistband -- exposing parts better left covered -- cause the hem to awkwardly bunch, and she stumbles over them, only to fall to the ground in a pool of fabric. Tier 2 Usage Verb Style First Third DANCE You sashay about, enjoying the dance until your feet utterly betray you by getting the heel of your soft leather boots caught in the lower edge of your plain dress. Unable to pop it free, you bounce on one foot for several seconds before just slamming your foot down. Unfortunately, it takes the bodice with the skirts, and you quickly clutch the neckline back in place. You emit what you hope is a delicate, embarrassed laugh. Somewhere between sashaying and dancing, XXX manages to stick the heel of her soft leather boots into a delicate loop of lace on the lower edge of her plain dress. The fabric, somehow, manages to stay firmly stitched in place, but as she steps over the skirting, it sharply pulls the bodice of her gown harshly down. Clutching at the neckline, her face aflame, she pulls it up and offers a raucous laugh. GIGGLE Excited, you squeal with delight and fluff the skirts of your plain dress. Braying like a wild animal in what might be excitement, XXX fluffs her skirts with enough verve to expose parts best left hidden beneath fabric. LEAN Taking mincing steps, you try to navigate the terrain around you without stepping on the skirts of your plain dress. Shuffling her feet, XXX awkwardly holds her skirts at an indiscreet angle as she loudly moves about. SOB The weight of it all weighs on you, causing you to sob uncontrollably for several moments and try to bring yourself under control by picking at the skirts of your plain dress. Bleary-eyed, you rub your dripping face against your sleeve-covered forearm. Sobbing inconsolably, XXX blubbers for a short time while picking at the skirts of her plain dress with agitation. Dissolving into hiccups, she runs her sleeve-covered forearm, from wrist to elbow, under her nose. SWOON From standing Attempting to mimic the dramatic antics of a lady you once saw at court, you sigh gustily and place the back of your wrist against your forehead, then flop to the ground. Unfortunately, you must have missed some nuance of how the lady you witnessed did this, because you smack your head on a <room furniture item/floor/ground> on your way down and knock yourself unconscious in a pool of your own skirts. With an exaggerated sigh, XXX dramatically throws her wrist against her forehead and affects a swoon. Unfortunately, she is much too close to a fel-framed divan on she way down and knocks herself unconscious in a pool of her skirts. Tier 3 Offers initial embellishment options that include descriptor, color and ribbons Analyze Welcome to the Uncouth Wallflower Gown of Evermore Hollow. The dress is a multi-tier clothing item designed for the awkward person who doesn't have the grace that some were gifted with at birth. It is a multi-tier item that can be completely customized by its owner at higher tiers. A frilled plain dress is currently Tier 3 of 5. Fluff Verbs: Dance, Drink, Eat, Giggle, Lean, Pat, Pull, Snort, Sob, Swoon, and Turn The dress cannot be altered, lightened, or deepened. But has the following customization options: PINCH - Changes the Article of the gown POUR - Changes the Adjective of the gown by allowing you to pour dye on it PUSH - Adds a ribbon to customize long descriptions about ribbons on the gown TWIST - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. ribbons A merchant can offer the following customizations for you: Article Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Ribbon Embellishment Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Any items used to modify the dress will be consumed upon use. Tier 4 Offers further embellishments that include adding gemstones and changing the noun. Also allows for the clearing of all used fields. Analyze Welcome to the Uncouth Wallflower Gown of Evermore Hollow. The dress is a multi-tier clothing item designed for the awkward person who doesn't have the grace that some were gifted with at birth. It is a multi-tier item that can be completely customized by its owner at higher tiers. A frilled plain dress is currently Tier 4 of 5. Fluff Verbs: Dance, Drink, Eat, Giggle, Lean, Pat, Pull, Snort, Sob, Swoon, and Turn The dress cannot be altered, lightened, or deepened. But has the following customization options: CLEAN - wipes out all customization fields FLIP - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. buttons NUDGE - Adds a gemstone to customize long descriptions about buttons on the gown PINCH - Changes the Article of the gown POUR - Changes the Adjective of the gown by allowing you to pour dye on it PUSH - Adds a ribbon to customize long descriptions about ribbons on the gown TWIST - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. ribbons TICKLE - Changes the noun of the gown A merchant can offer the following customizations for you: Article Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Ribbon Embellishment Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Gem Embellishment Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Any items used to modify the dress will be consumed upon use. Tier 5 This tier allows for further customization as well as providing an additional three fluff verbs. Analyze Welcome to the Uncouth Wallflower Gown of Evermore Hollow. The frock is a multi-tier clothing item designed for the awkward person who doesn't have the grace that some were gifted with at birth. It is a multi-tier item that can be completely customized by its owner at higher tiers. A lace-edged plain frock is currently Tier 5 of 5. Fluff Verbs: Dance, Drink, Eat, Gawk, Gaze, Giggle, Glance, Lean, Pat, Ponder, Pull, Snort, Sob, Swoon, and Turn The frock cannot be altered, lightened, or deepened. But has the following customization options: CLEAN - wipes out all customization fields FLIP - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. buttons GAZE - Provides a list of available Article Options on the gown GAWK - Provides a list of available Noun Options on the gown GLANCE - Provides a list of Gemstone Designs on the gown NUDGE - Adds a gemstone to customize long descriptions about buttons on the gown PINCH - Changes the Article of the gown PONDER - Provides a list of Ribbon Designs on the gown POUR - Changes the Adjective of the gown by allowing you to pour dye on it PUSH - Adds a ribbon to customize long descriptions about ribbons on the gown TWIST - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. ribbons TICKLE - Changes the noun of the gown WHISPER - Fast-Tracks customization options by whispering custom #. A merchant can offer the following customizations for you: Article Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Ribbon Embellishment Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Gem Embellishment Customizations: Custom 1: To Be Designed Custom 2: To Be Designed Any items used to modify the frock will be consumed upon use. Usage Verb Style First Third GAWK Worn You gawk at your plain frock, marveling that it belongs to you. XXX gawks awkwardly, pinching at the pleats of her plain frock. GLANCE Worn You glance about shyly and find yourself in a bit of internal conflict. On the one hand, you really hope no one engages you, but on the other, you heartily hope someone does. XXX shyly swishes the skirts of her plain frock this way and that as she glances about. PONDER Woen You ponder the intricacies of court, your fingers knotting and unknotting in the skirts of your plain frock. Pensive, Caeileen gazes about the area, her fingers knotting and unknotting in the skirts of her plain frock. Additional Information Article list Articles accessible via GAZE are as follows: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Article List ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 1. a baggy 7. a low-cut 13. an off-shoulder 2. a flounced 8. a low-necked 14. an oversized 3. a frilled 9. a shapeless 15. Not Yet Customized 4. a lace-edged 10. a soft-shoulder 16. Not Yet Customized 5. a lace-laden 11. a starched 6. a loose-fitting 12. a wide-necked ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ You may PINCH the dress to cycle through the article options or WHISPER my dress Article # to change the article. Noun list The list of available nouns can be seen accessed at tier 5 using the verb GAWK: As your eyes roam your plain dress, your mind wanders to the ways you can change it. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Noun List ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 1. ballgown 5. gown 9. robes 2. bliaut 6. houppelande 10. shift 3. dress 7. kaftan 11. smock 4. frock 8. kirtle 12. surplice ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ You may TICKLE the dress to cycle through the options or WHISPER my dress NOUN # to change its base noun. Gemstone embellishments Available nouns at tier 5 can be accessed with the GLANCE verb and include: You distract yourself with thoughts of button embellishments for your plain dress. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Gem Embellishment List ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 1. back-laced in gemstone-beaded coarse doghair 9. skirt-pinned at varying lengths by dull gemstone brooches 2. chain-draped in discolored gemstone disks 10. sporting sleeves of unevenly cut and gemstone-beaded gauze 3. cinched by mismatched gemstone buttons 11. trailing misaligned gemstone buttons 4. corset-bound in faux gemstone toggles 12. trimmed in stained gemstone-beaded panels 5. dotted in looping bustles bound by gemstone pins 13. unevenly pleated by garish gemstone pins 6. flanked by tattered sleeves pinned in gemstones 14. with enormous chiffon frills bound by gemstone fibulas 7. pin-tucked by bent copper thumbtacks with gemstone heads 15. Not Yet Customized 8. sashed in bawdy gemstone-beaded tapestry panels 16. Not Yet Customized ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ You may FLIP the dress to cycle through the gem embellishment options or WHISPER my dress GEM # to change the current gem embellishment. Ribbon embelishments You distract yourself with thoughts of ribbon embellishments for your plain dress. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Ribbon Embellishment List ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 1. belted in oversized and garish ribbons 9. quaintly bowed with ribbons at the hemline 2. festooned in colorful ribbon-tied turkey feathers 10. unevenly bustled by lopsided ribbons 3. garishly cinched by an enormous ribbon bow 11. waist-lashed in frayed ribbons 4. of ribbon-woven knitted camel hair 12. with glossy puff sleeves banded in ribbon bows 5. ribbon-frilled in stiff ruffles trailing down the back 13. adorned in a spiraling cornucopia of ribbon fruit 6. shoulder-to-hip sashed in stretched ribbons 14. draped in layers of floor-sweeping ribbon-laced tulle 7. sporting sleeves banded in unraveling ribbons 15. Not Yet Customized 8. tapering from a ribbon-festooned bodice 16. Not Yet Customized ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ You may TWIST the dress to cycle through the ribbon embellishment options or WHISPER my dress RIBBON # to change the current ribbon embellishment. See Also Basic gown Farusteri gown Fiery gown Metallic gown Millicent gown Nalea gown Peretta gown Shadowplay gown Un(refined) gown Valinda gown Vanishing Point Zenlia gown

The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Information Type Fluff Item Classification Clothing Item(s) Applied to Gownlike Alterable No Light/Deep No Customizable Yes Original Release Venue Evermore Hollow Original Release Year 2022 Tiered Yes Number of Tiers 5 How to Unlock Certificate Restrictions Can be customized at higher tiers Item Verbs DANCE DRINK EAT GAWK GAZE GIGGLE GLANCE LEAN PAT PONDER PULL SNORT SOB SWOON TURN