WoodChopper Box

The WoodChopper Box was released during the 2022 run of Rumor Woods. Runestaffs and quarterstaffs, along with alter fodder branches dropped during Duskruin Dig and sold at Woodn't Yew. Extremely rare materials, such as illthorn, surita, and firewheel, will not be accepted in weapon form.

LOOK/SHOW

Oblong in shape, with a length of about six hands, the wooden box is an interesting device.  Two glass buttons blink in tandem on the back of the box; the dull blue one blinks over a small drawer and the dull silver one flashes over a panel.  Positioned between the two is a turn style knob that sits above a small window with the words, "Arrow Shafts" positioned in its center.  At the top of the piece is a small door that dominates seven-eighths of the expanse, with the remaining space being occupied by a large, round lid.  A window on the right side provides a view of the sawdust-lined interior.

Tier 1

This is the off-the-shelf tier which creates basic wood blocks which can be used for forging. At this tier, it will only require the fodder and a silver wand with 10 charges to operate.

Analyze

*Congratulations on your purchase of the Woodn't Yew's premier product: The WoodChopper Box.*         
                                                                                                               
 The WoodChopper Box is able to take your unwanted runestaffs and quarterstaffs and turn them into something   
 else with a flick of a switch and the press of a button.  All your wildest dreams can come true with this     
 amazing creation.  That's an exaggeration, but just wait and see what it can do!                              
                                                                                                               
 Instructions:                                                                                                 
  Step 1 - PUT your unwanted piece of wood into your WoodChopper Box.                                          
  Step 2 - PUSH a silver wand into your WoodChopper Box (it only accepts fresh wands - or ones with 10         
           charges).                                                                                           
  Step 3 - TWIST the lever on your WoodChopper Box and listen as it chops your wood up and creates something   
           better.                                                                                             
  Step 4 - TURN the knob on your WoodChopper Box to get your new item.                                         
                                                                                                               
 This WoodChopper Box is currently unlocked to Tier 1, off-the-shelf, and has access to the following verbs:   
   DROP, SHOW, PULL, PUSH, TURN, TWIST                                                                         
                                                                                                               
 This WoodChopper Box is currently set up to make:                                                             
  Forging Blocks

Usage

Verb	First	Third
Drop Box not held	Your <WoodChopper Box> needs to be held in order to work.	N/A
Drop Fodder not held	You need to be holding the wood to feed your <WoodChopper Box>.	N/A
Drop Something already in it	Your <WoodChopper Box> already has something in it. Please empty it and try again later.	N/A
Drop Not correct fodder	It appears your <WoodChopper Box> doesn't like what you're trying to put in it. Please find a proper piece of wood to be consumed.	N/A
Drop Fodder MARKed	Are you sure you want to put your <wood> in your <WoodChopper Box>? That appears to be special to you.	N/A
Drop Scripted runestaff/quarterstaff	Your <WoodChopper Box> rejects your <fodder> for being too fancy.	N/A
Drop Extremely rare wood runestaff/quarterstaff	The <fodder> is made from a rare or magical wood that is not suited for your <WoodChopper Box>. Please try something else.	N/A
Drop Unrecognized wood	It appears as though your <WoodChopper Box> doesn't recognize the wood of your <fodder>. Please find a more suitable specimen and try again later.	N/A
Drop Success	You gingerly place your <wood> in your <WoodChopper Box>, taking care to ensure your fingers avoid the various cutting and carving implements within it. You exhale a sigh of relief once you hear it click into place.	<Person> gingerly places <his/her> <wood> in <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>, taking care to ensure <his/her> fingers avoid the various cutting and carving implements within it. Something within the <WoodChopper Box> clicks, and <Person> exhales a sigh of relief.
Drop Success		Hidden: You hear a quiet click followed by a sigh of relief.
Pull Not held	Your <WoodChopper Box> needs to be held in order to work.	N/A
Pull Hands full	You need at least one hand empty in order to do that.	N/A
Pull No wand in box	You push a button on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>, only to hear a sharp buzz in response. It appears as though no wand was loaded.	<Person> pushes a button on the side of <his/her> <WoodChopper Box> and is answered by a sharp buzzing sound.
Pull No wand in box		Hidden: A sudden, sharp buzz is heard throughout the area.
Pull Success	As you push a button on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>, a series of three beeps can be heard, followed by the abrupt exit of <wand> into your hand.	As <Person> pushes a button on the side of <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>, a series of three beeps can be heard, followed by the abrupt exit of <wand> into <his/her> hand.
Pull Success		Hidden: You hear a series of three beeps.
Push Not held	Your <WoodChopper Box> needs to be held in order to work.	N/A
Push Wand not held	You need to be holding both items in order to make this work.	N/A
Push Not using a silver wand	A loud and long buzzing sound alerts you to your <WoodChopper Box>'s inability to accept your <wand>.	A loud and long buzzing sound erupts from <Person> <WoodChopper Box>.
Push Not using a silver wand		Hidden: A loud and long buzzing sound erupts from the shadows.
Push Not using a silver wand	A loud and long buzzing sound alerts you to your <WoodChopper Box>'s inability to accept your <wand>.	A loud and long buzzing sound erupts from <Person> <WoodChopper Box>.
Push Not using a silver wand		Hidden: A loud and long buzzing sounds erupts from the shadows.
Push Wand already in it	A quick buzzing sound reminds you that your <WoodChopper Box> already holds a wand within it.	A quick buzzing sound erupts from <Person>'s <WoodChopper Box>.
Push Wand already in it		Hidden: A quick buzzing sound erupts from the shadows.
Push Not enough wand charges	A staggered series of buzzing sounds alerts you to your <wand>'s lack of appropriate charges to power your <WoodChopper Box>.	A staggered series of buzzing sounds erupt from <Person>'s <WoodChopper Box>.
Push Not enough wand charges		Hidden: A staggered series of buzzing sounds erupt from the shadows.
Push Success	A small drawer slides open as you press a button on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>, within which are several leather-insulated steel hooks. With care and precision, you ease your <wand> into place among the hooks, then gently close the drawer.	<Person> presses a button on the side of <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>, causing a small drawer to slide open. After placing <his/her> <WoodChopper Box> within it, <he/she> gently closes the drawer once more.
Turn Both hands full	You'll need at least one empty hand to do that.	N/A
Turn Box empty	You turn a knob on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>, then lift its lid to reach inside. Finding nothing within it, you allow the lid to ease itself closed.	<Person> turns the knob on the side of <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>, then lifts its lid to reach inside. Finding nothing within it, <he/she> allows the lid to ease itself closed.
Turn Something in it	You turn a knob on the side of your <WoodChopper Box, then lift its lid to retrieve <fodder/created item> from within. Shortly after, the lid slowly lowers itself back into place.	<Person> turns a knob on the side of <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>, then lifts its lid to retrieve <fodder/created item> from within. Shortly after, the lid slowly lowers itself back into place.
Twist Nothing in the box	You twist a lever on your <WoodChopper Box>, but nothing happens.	<Person> twists a lever on <his/her> <WoodChopper Box> with no results.
Twist Wand in box, Not enough charges	As you twist a lever on your <WoodChopper Box>, you hear a slight grinding sound followed by a small puff of smoke coming out of its side.	As <Person> twists a lever on <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>, you hear a slight grinding sound followed by a small puff of smoke coming out of its side.
Twist Success Pre-Confirmation	Just as you are about to twist the lever on your <WoodChopper Box>, you stop to verify what you plan to make. Please confirm you wish to create <item to be created> from <fodder> by TWISTing your <WoodChopper Box> again in the next 30 seconds.	<Person> twists a lever on <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>, but stops as <he/she> appears to check its various settings.
Twist Success Pre-Confirmation	Note: If any of the confirmed settings are changed prior to confirming, this message will repeat.
Twist Success Confirmed	You give a lever on your <WoodChopper Box> a hard twist, causing it to jump in your hands as it starts to whir. As it settles down, a soft glow permeates from within it while gentle vibrations hum and combine with the sound of cutting wood. After a few moments, the glow dies down as the sounds settle into silence.	<Person> gives a lever on <his/her> <WoodChopper Box> a hard twist, causing it to jump in <his/her> hands as it starts to whir. As it settles down, a soft glow permeates from within it while gentle vibrations hum and combine with the sound of cutting wood. After a few moments, the glow dies down as the sounds settle into silence.
Twist Success Confirmed		Hidden: A sudden whirring hum, followed by a soft glow and the sound of cutting wood, fills the area.

Tier 2

When unlocked, this tier comes with the ability to create toothpicks. Additional unlocks at this tier include the ability to create weavable beads and foraged sticks. A gem valued at 500 silvers or higher would be required for items to be created at this tier.

Analyze

*Congratulations on your purchase of the Woodn't Yew's premier product: The WoodChopper Box.*         
                                                                                                               
 The WoodChopper Box is able to take your unwanted runestaffs and quarterstaffs and turn them into something   
 else with a flick of a switch and the press of a button.  All your wildest dreams can come true with this     
 amazing creation.  That's an exaggeration, but just wait and see what it can do!                              
                                                                                                               
 Instructions:                                                                                                 
  Step 1 - PUT your unwanted piece of wood into your WoodChopper Box.                                          
  Step 2 - PUSH a silver wand into your WoodChopper Box (it only accepts fresh wands - or ones with 10         
           charges).                                                                                           
  Step 3 - NUDGE an appropriate gem into your WoodChopper Box in order charge it for zesting. (optional)       
           *NOTE* - What you can make is dependent on the value of the gem you sacrifice.                      
           **DISCLAIMER** - Sacrifice of the gem is PERMANENT and cannot be undone.  Once your WoodChopper     
                            Box eats your gem, it is gone and you cannot get it back.                          
  Step 4 - TINKER with your WoodChopper Box's dials to find which result you want. (optional)                  
  Step 5 - TWIST the lever on your WoodChopper Box and listen as it chops your wood up and creates something   
           better.                                                                                             
  Step 6 - TURN the knob on your WoodChopper Box to get your new item.                                         
                                                                                                               
 This WoodChopper Box is currently unlocked to Tier 2, and has access to the following verbs:                  
   DROP, SHOW, PULL, PUSH, TURN, TWIST, POKE, NUDGE, PINCH, TINKER                                             
                                                                                                               
 This WoodChopper Box is currently set up to make:                                                             
  Forging Blocks, Toothpicks(, Weavable Beads, Foraged Sticks)                                                 
                                                                                                               
 Please note: The WoodChopper Box will require the sacrifice of a gem at Tiers 2 and up to make zested items.  
 Tier 2 items will require a gem with a value of 500 silvers or higher, while Tier 3 items will require a gem  
 valued at 1000 silvers or more.

Usage

Verb	First	Third
Nudge Not held	You need to be holding your <WoodChopper Box> to do that.	N/A
Nudge Not holding item to nudge in	You should be holding the item you wish to nudge into your <WoodChopper Box>.	N/A
Nudge Not holding gem	A small aperture opens on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>, allowing you access to a recess housing a quad-pronged apparatus. You attempt to nudge your < into the apparatus, however since it's not a gem it won't fit. As the aperture slides closed, a slight whoosh of air escapes.	A small aperture opens on the side of <Person>'s <WoodChopper Box>, allowing <him/her> access to a recess housing a quad-pronged apparatus. <He/She> attempts to nudge <his/her> <gem> into the apparatus, but it won't fit. As the aperture slides closed, a slight whoosh of air escapes.
Nudge Not holding gem		Hidden: You hear a slight whoosh of air.
Nudge Gem already inside	A small aperture opens on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>, allowing you access to a recess housing a quad-pronged apparatus, which already holds a gem within it. As the aperture slides closed, a slight whoosh of air escapes.	A small aperture opens on the side of <Person>'s <WoodChopper Box>, allowing <him/her> access to a recess housing a quad-pronged apparatus. <He/She> peeks inside and shakes <his/her> head. As the aperture slides closed, a slight whoosh of air escapes.
Nudge Gem already inside		Hidden: You hear a slight whoosh of air.
Nudge Success Pre-confirmation	Nudging your <gem> into your <WoodChopper Box> will result in it being unable to be retrieved at a later time. Confirm this is okay by NUDGEing your <WoodChopper Box> again in the next 30 seconds.	N/A
Nudge Success Confirmed	A small aperture opens on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>, allowing you access to a recess housing a quad-pronged apparatus. You gently nudge your <gem> into the apparatus, settling it into place among the prongs' tips. As the aperture slides closed, a slight whoosh of air escapes.	A small aperture opens on the side of <Person>'s <WoodChopper Box>, allowing <him/her> access to a recess housing a quad-pronged apparatus. <He/She> gently nudges <his/her> <gem> into the apparatus, settling it into place among the prongs' tips. As the aperture slides closed, a slight whoosh of air escapes.
Nudge Success Confirmed		Hidden: You hear a slight whoosh of air.
Pinch Not held	You need to be holding your <WoodChopper Box> to do that.	N/A
Pinch Both hands full	You need at least one hand free to manipulate that.	N/A
Pinch No gem in it	As you pinch a tiny latch between your fingers, a small aperture opens on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>. Seeing nothing housed within the recess's apparatus, you allow the aperture to slide closed, causing the <WoodChopper Box> to release a slight hiss of air.	As <Person> pinches a tiny latch between <his/her> fingers, a small aperture opens on the side of <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>. <He/She> peeks inside, then allows the aperture to slide closed, causing the <WoodChopper Box> to release a slight hiss of air.
Pinch No gem in it		Hidden: You hear a slight hiss of air.
Pinch Gem used up	As you pinch a tiny latch between your fingers, a small aperture opens on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>. Inside, the gem held within a four-pronged apparatus appears dull and, within moments, turns to a powdery dust. You softly blow into the <WoodChopper>'s recess, scattering the dust into the winds. The aperture slides closed with a slight hiss of air.	As <person> pinches a tiny latch between <his/her> fingers, a small aperture opens on the side of <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>. <He/She> peeks inside, then exhales a soft breath into the recess, causing a powdery dust to scatter about. The aperture slides closed with a slight hiss of air.
Pinch Gem used up		Hidden: A powdery dust scatters about the area and is followed by a slight hissing sound.
Pinch Gem not used up Pre-confirmation	WARNING: Attempting to remove the gem from within your <WoodChopper Box> will result in its permanent destruction. If you are certain you wish to continue, please CONFIRM by PINCHing your <WoodChopper Box> again.	N/A
Pinch Gem not used up Confirmed	As you pinch a tiny latch between your fingers, a small aperture opens on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>. With great care, you attempt to pry the gem within from its place within a four-pronged apparatus. Unfortunately, in doing so, you shatter the gem into a powdery dust, and the aperture slides closed with a slight hiss of air.	As <Person> pinches a tiny latch between <his/her> fingers, a small aperture opens on the side of <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>. With great care, <he/she> attempts to pry a gem from its place within a four-pronged apparatus. Unfortunately, the gem shatters into a powdery dust, and the aperture slides closed with a slight hiss of air.
Pinch Gem not used up Confirmed		Hidden: A powdery dust scatters about the area and is followed by a slight hissing sound.
Poke Not held	You need to be holding your <WoodChopper Box> to do that.	N/A
Poke Both hands full	You need at least one hand free to manipulate that.	N/A
Poke	As you poke at your <WoodChopper Box>, your finger slips and hits a toggle at its base. It emits an angry hiss of air, and you withdraw your hand.	As <Person> pokes at <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>, <his/her> finger slips and hits a toggle at its base. It emits an angry hiss of air, and <he/she> withdraws <his/her> hand.
Poke		Hidden: You hear an angry hiss of air.
Tinker Not held	You find it incredibly difficult to tinker with your <WoodChopper Box> without holding it.	N/A
Tinker Both hands full	Try as you might, you can't tinker with your <WoodChopper Box> while your hands are full.	N/A
Tinker	As you tinker with the dials on your <WoodChopper Box>, you turn one knob from <current selection> to <next selection>.	As <Person> tinkers with the dials on <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>, <he/she> turns a knob from one setting to another.

Tier 3

This tier unlock provides the ability to create cobbling materials, fletching shafts, and hairpicks. PROD becomes available to swap between plates and settings (cobbling) and arrows, bolts, and darts (fletching). A gem valued at 1000 silvers or higher would be required for items to be created at this tier.

Analyze

*Congratulations on your purchase of the Woodn't Yew's premier product: The WoodChopper Box.*         
                                                                                                               
 The WoodChopper Box is able to take your unwanted runestaffs and quarterstaffs and turn them into something   
 else with a flick of a switch and the press of a button.  All your wildest dreams can come true with this     
 amazing creation.  That's an exaggeration, but just wait and see what it can do!                              
                                                                                                               
 Instructions:                                                                                                 
  Step 1 - PUT your unwanted piece of wood into your WoodChopper Box.                                          
  Step 2 - PUSH a silver wand into your WoodChopper Box (it only accepts fresh wands - or ones with 10         
           charges).                                                                                           
  Step 3 - NUDGE an appropriate gem into your WoodChopper Box in order charge it for zesting. (optional)       
           *NOTE* - What you can make is dependent on the value of the gem you sacrifice.                      
           **DISCLAIMER** - Sacrifice of the gem is PERMANENT and cannot be undone.  Once your WoodChopper     
                            Box eats your gem, it is gone and you cannot get it back.                          
  Step 4 - TINKER with your WoodChopper Box's dials to find which result you want. (optional)                  
  Step 5 - PROD the switch on your WoodChopper Box to further determine what type of the thing you wish        
           to create.  This option is only available for cobbling materials and fletching shafts.              
           (optional)                                                                                          
  Step 6 - TWIST the lever on your WoodChopper Box and listen as it chops your wood up and creates something   
           better.                                                                                             
  Step 7 - TURN the knob on your WoodChopper Box to get your new item.                                         
                                                                                                               
 This WoodChopper Box is currently unlocked to Tier 3, fully unlocked, and has access to the following verbs:  
   DROP, SHOW, PULL, PUSH, TURN, TWIST, POKE, NUDGE, PINCH, TINKER, PROD                                       
                                                                                                               
 This WoodChopper Box is currently set up to make:                                                             
  Forging Blocks, Toothpicks, (Weavable Beads, Foraged Sticks, Cobbling Materials, Fletching Shafts, Hairpicks)
                                                                                                               
 Please note: The WoodChopper Box will require the sacrifice of a gem at Tiers 2 and up to make zested items.  
 Tier 2 items will require a gem with a value of 500 silvers or higher, while Tier 3 items will require a gem  
 valued at 1000 silvers or more.

Usage

Verb	First	Third
Prod Not held	You find it incredibly difficult to prod at your <WoodChopper Box> without holding it.	N/A
Prod Both hands full	Try as you might, you can't properly prod at your <WoodChopper Box> with your hands full.	N/A
Prod Cobbling/Fletching Unlocked and Set to be made	You prod a small switch on the side of your <WoodChopper Box>, flipping it to the indicator for "<item>".	<Person> flips a small switch on the side of <his/her> <WoodChopper Box>.
Prod	You prod at a switch on your <WoodChopper Box>, but that seems to not do anything at all.	<Person> prods at a switch on <his/her> <WoodChopper Box> with seemingly no success.

WoodChopper Box Information
Type	Fluff Crafting
Item Classification	Miscellaneous
Item(s) Applied to	Container
Alterable	Yes
Light/Deep	No
Original Release Venue	Rumor Woods
Tiered	Yes
Number of Tiers	3
How to Unlock	Certificate
Restrictions	The WoodChopper Box has a SHOW that cannot be altered. The base description and LONG (tap) can be altered within alteration guidelines.

Item Verbs
DROP NUDGE PINCH POKE
PROD PULL PUSH TINKER
TURN TWIST

Additional Information

Woods

The WoodChopper Box will accept all woods in alter fodder form. Runestaffs and quarterstaffs will also be accepted, but extremely rare woods, which includes illthorn, firewheel, and surita, will not work. Alter fodder form is typically "a branch/stick of (wood)," but does not include sticks/branches/limbs sold at fletcher shops. Additionally, there are woods that would otherwise INSPECT as "wood" which can be used, with a comprehensive list available below.

Game-Specific
Ebonwood	Fel	Haon	Jadewood
Ko'nag	Lasimor	Maoral	Mistwood
Monir	Tanik	Thanot	Traesharm
Widowwood	Wrotwood	Zydris

Real World
Acacia	Afzelia	Alder	Applewood	Araucaria	Ash	Aspen	Balsa	Basswood
Beech	Birch	Blackwood	Bloodwood	Boxwood	Butternut	Camphor	Canver	Catalpa
Cedar	Cherry	Chestnut	Cocobolo	Coralwood	Cottonwood	Cucumbertree	Cumaru	Cypress
Dogwood	Elm	Fir	Greenheart	Hackberry	Hawthorn	Hazelwood	Hemlock	Hickory
Ironwood	Jacaranda	Juniper	Kingwood	Lacewood	Larch	Lati	Laurel	Lemonwood
Limba	Limewood	Linden	Magnolia	Mahogany	Maple	Marblewood	Marri	Meranti
Milkwood	Mopane	Oak	Olivewood	Orangewood	Pearwood	Pecan	Pine	Poplar
Purpleheart	Ramin	Redwood	Rosewood	Sandalwood	Satinwood	Sequoia	Snakewood	Spruce
Sugi	Sweetbay	Sweetgum	Sycamore	Tambootie	Teak	Tupelo	Turpentine	Walnut
Wenge	Whitewood	Willow	Wyrmwood	Zebrawood	Zitan

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